Wang Hepeng was not polite at all when he asked this question. His swearing made many people smile.
Both of them looked at Luan Yunping with disdain.
It was not as outstanding as before, but it was all for show.
However, Hou Yaowen and Shi Fukuan, who were among the judges, were not looking good.
They had heard Wang Hepeng's words at that time and thought it was feasible.
However, looking at the opening, Wang Hepeng clearly positioned himself as a sidekick. It wasn't that being a sidekick wasn't good, but Wang Hepeng's goal was to get the audience to respond.
If he didn't use the audience's emotions to write articles, it would be impossible for him to get high marks.
Naturally, he had to rely on his ability to make jokes.
"What is going on?"
The two of them sat not far away as Shi Fukuan whispered.
"I don't know either. If I had known, I would have asked first. Forget it, let's see.”Hou Yaowen said helplessly.
……
"It's my fault. I didn't make myself clear." Recently, I went overseas to see my uncle. But something happened."
"What is it?"
Luan Yunping: " My grandpa Di Bai is an old Chinese. He's rich! Taking advantage of several real estate companies, oil fields, fleets, and wealth that could rival a country! To put it bluntly, that house was built with money.
However, he was already in his 90s, and it was gone just like that.”
"Ouch." Wang Hepeng shook his head." That's uncomfortable. It's not easy to be in your nineties.”
"That's right! However, this was a funeral, and Di Bai was also particular about this, so he had to understand.”
Wang Hepeng suddenly thought of something and tugged at Luan Yunping." We do have to figure it out, but you said that the old overseas Chinese in Dibai is gone. How happy would his son be?"”
"It's a pity that he doesn't have children.”
"Oh? Is that what happened? It seems like this old man is an extinct family?"
"It's not that I want to say this, but why are you speaking more sarcastically than your master?”
Hahahaha!
The audience burst into laughter. In terms of eloquence, there was nothing Wang Hepeng did not know.
Luan Yunping continued to tell Wang Hepeng," This old man doesn't have a son, so no one can inherit the family property. His other relatives are all rich businessmen in Di Bai, and they are richer than this old man.
He didn't care about the family property at all, so he lost it for nothing.
The only pity was that this old man liked to listen to his master's crosstalk, but he was overseas and his health was not good, so he could not return to the country.
He left with regret.
Sir System's relatives also knew about this idea, so they planned to invite Ms. Bailey over…!”
"Ask Master to go over for this matter?" When Wang Hepeng heard this, he couldn't believe it." You want Master and that old man to lie down for a while? Or were they buried together? I prefer the latter.
Earn a lot of money."
As soon as he said that, the audience was overjoyed.
What did he mean by going over to be buried together? His thoughts were too crooked.
"That's not what I meant!" Luan Yunping tried her best to explain." You said that if we invite Ms. Guo to attend this ceremony and pay her respects to the old man, it could be considered a wish."”
"Sigh! Are you stupid? If that's the case, why did you ask our master to go? This is a big deal. Master earns money for his son, but he doesn't give it to us.
I have to go."
"No! No!" Luan Yunping waved her hand." I like Teacher Guo, not you." What are you going to do?"
At this moment, Wang Hepeng had completely entered a money-grubber state. He really wanted to fly directly to Di Bai.
He kept leaning towards Luan Yunping.
"Hey! I have to go. Who is our master? He has left the times. I'm much stronger than him. Look at how the internet is scolding our master now.
She wished she could tear him apart and eat him with sauce.
He's so tacky now that no one looks at him at all, isn't he?
Moreover, Master will definitely bring his partner along. If it were me, I would definitely bring you along. How about we split the profits fifty-fifty?”
At this moment, Luan Yunping also understood. She clapped her hands. If we go, it would be reasonable for us to lie there.”
"No! Was this earning money or being buried with him? I'm not going to die."
When the little joke was revealed, everyone was beaming with joy. The two seniors in the audience also heaved a sigh of relief.
It was obvious.
Although Wang Hepeng was the main character, the main point of this crosstalk was the main character.
It was not easy.
The rhythm was not bad either.
"Alright! Alright! This time, it's just the two of us." Luan Yunping nodded and asked again," By the way, when will this show end?”
"That will take a while."
"In that case, there are some things I have to explain to you.”
"What is it?"
Luan Yunping looked at Wang Hepeng carefully as if she was pondering something." Since both of us are participating, do you think we need to dress up?”
"Dress up? What else do you want?" Wang Hepeng asked curiously and glanced at himself.
"Then take a look for yourself."
As Luan Yunping spoke, she took out a filial robe from under the table and placed it on the table. Wang Hepeng was dumbfounded.
"Isn't this too much? You want me to wear this? Your grandpa is not related to me, what does that mean?
A teacher for a day is a father for life. Even if I'm mourning, it's for my master. But isn't my master fine?
This is absolutely impossible."
"Don't let me ask you." Luan Yunping was not happy." In movies and television dramas, there are scenes of funerals. Don't they also wear these things out? In the end, it came true here?
Now, you're saying one sentence after another?"
Wang Hepeng had designed this line thoroughly.
As soon as he said that, the eyes of the audience and the judges changed again and again.
This was because too many people in Deyun liked to use non-trivial memes, especially when Guo Degang talked about Yu Qian and Wang Hepeng talked about his master.
They all knew that it was fake.
He couldn't take it seriously when he was performing on stage.
After all, there were no rules on the stage.
However, many people used it to play tricks.
After saying this, Luan Yunping held the mourning robe in her hand and slowly said," How about this? My relatives also said that as long as you can wear it, they will immediately bring you two pairs…!”
"Cucumber?"
"Do cucumbers make sense? Take two bars of gold, 16 and a half catties!"
There was an uproar.
Wang Hepeng stood behind the table in a daze." Wow, this is a gold brick!" How much would it cost? It's enough for my entire life."
"Are you going to wear it? Wearing it for a day was a day's pay, and wearing it for forty-nine days was forty-nine days 'pay.”
"Wear it! I can even wear it until the day of my master's funeral. I can still make it and not delay it.”
"Great filial son!" Luan Yunping gave him a thumbs up and shouted loudly,
"Good!"
With a loud bang, one of them won the lottery.
Applause rang out from the audience. This scene was so sarcastic that it was almost impossible for them to survive.
A 'good' would definitely come from the heart. How could crosstalk nowadays dare to be sarcastic to this extent?
Moreover, it was definitely his style to describe his master like this.
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