Crosstalk: Set rules on stage, set new graves below stage
7 Aiyo, f * ck! Ask for everything

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Guo Degang's shout was almost as loud as Xiao Fan's.

With this shout, all the audience members became excited.

"Haha! Wang Hepeng is finally going to get his retribution."

"I've been looking forward to this scene since the first match. Good heavens, I've been looking forward to it for hours.”

"Wang Hepeng, his knees are probably crippled now.”

"This newcomer is too funny. The ticket price is too worth it.”

Countless people were shouting Wang Hepeng's name even before they saw him.

After experiencing the first match, they had been looking forward to the scene of the two meeting.

This actor really wanted to kill his master.

For a moment, the laughter and cheers below the stage continued.

Not long after.

At the Tianjin venue, the actors who had performed before came backstage one after another.

This gown was also a little particular. Most actors wore black, gray, green, and blue. It was a very simple color.

Only when one was in a corner and had strength and status could they embroider something slightly less eye-catching on the coat.

As for the color, the newcomer was not famous. He could fight for attention on the brightly colored coat.

This was the first time Wang Hepeng went on stage. He was also wearing a blue coat according to this rule.

However, when all the actors were present, only Wang Hepeng's blue coat did not appear.

Guo Degang's gaze swept across the room, and his short stature was startled. He deliberately showed his anger.

"Where did this Wang Hepeng go? Where is he?"

Guo Qiling was not far from Guo Degang. She took a step forward with a serious expression and whispered,"Dad! The brat who scolded you ran away. We couldn't catch him.”

"What?! He ran away! I'll go look for him. You guys wait here.”

Guo Degang was furious.

He rolled up his sleeves, revealing the white edges of the road. He pulled up his coat, revealing his short legs.

The only thing missing was the imposing manner of beating someone up.

Yu Xi saw the movement and quickly grabbed Guo Degang's arm, trying to persuade him.

"De Gang, it's not that bad! Not to that extent! He is your disciple, and this is his first time on stage.”

"What?!" Guo Degang shouted again," It's easy for you to say that. Brother Wei, I'll tolerate whatever he says."

He said that I can't even reach the beam by hanging myself. This won't do. I'll go backstage to look for it. You guys wait.”

He strode forward and soon, Guo Degang's figure could no longer be seen on the stage.

This scene made countless people smile like they were aunts. However, in the next second, a blue figure instantly attracted the attention of the entire audience.

Because who else could it be that appeared from the other side? It was Wang Hepeng.

She acted sneakily and took two or three steps to the microphone beside Yu Xi.

However, he did not speak.

Instead, he slowly adjusted the microphone.

Hahaha!

It caused another burst of laughter because the microphone next to Yu Wei was Guo Degang's.

His height was self-evident.

Yu Xi couldn't help but laugh when he saw this. He quickly waved his hand." Alright, don't use mine. Where did you come from?" If your master finds you, you'll have a grave.”

Wang Hepeng raised the microphone and looked left and right. He asked softly," Master went down?”

"Of course, I went to look for you. You don't have to be afraid now!”Yu Xi subconsciously held it.

"Afraid of him! Who is he?"

Wang Hepeng showed an unruly look and shouted at Guo Degang's departing figure again. Then, with a bang, his big hand slammed on the table, making a loud sound.

Yu Xi was so scared that he immediately cursed.

"Aiyo, f * ck!"

Not only was the audience unable to laugh at this scene, but the actors behind them were also in a commotion.

Yu Xi and Guo Degang were both of the older generation. To be able to scare Yu Xi to this extent, he was really the first person.

Luan Yunping, who was behind him, really understood Master Yu's feelings the most.

"I'm not trying to lecture you, but can you stop being so shocked like your master? You're scaring me to death.”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Sir, I'll tell you a secret as an apology!”

"Secret? What secret?"

After a while, Yu Xi felt better.

He couldn't help but feel curious.

Wang Hepeng pretended to be mysterious and acted very well. Yu Xi was scared, but he also knew that this curtain call was also a job.

With the secret, the audience watching Wang Hepeng calmed down a lot and looked forward to it.

"Everyone, let me tell you, my master's height is fake on the Internet!”

"How do you know?"

Yu Xi asked what the audience wanted to ask.

"Then I'll tell you. Don't help my master in the future.”

"Alright!"

"That's good."

Wang Hepeng sneered. His eyes were still wandering left and right, afraid that someone would come up.

"To tell you the truth, I discovered this secret just now. I walked from the back to the center for a total of more than 30 steps. As for my master, I counted.

Fifty steps! Good heavens, Master's legs are half as short as mine.

I have to amputate my leg from my knee to reach Master's height.

I think Master's height should be reduced by 1.2 meters.”

"Are you still human if you lose 1.2 meters? Alright, give yourself a chance.”

Haha!

How could the audience not understand what Wang Hepeng wanted to say? There was really nothing they could do about Wang Hepeng.

At this moment.

Suddenly, an audience member in the front row catered to the atmosphere and asked on a whim,"You've already insulted your master like this. How are you still in your master's heart? If you go down, you have to build a grave."

Wang Hepeng waved his hand." How is that possible? My master is very magnanimous. Master said that I was the second best crosstalk actor he had ever seen.”

"Who's first?"

Wang Hepeng glanced at Guo Qiling.

"Guo Qiling!"

"As for Old Guo, who cares? Wasn't he just a crosstalk performer? If you have the ability, take my words away. I, Wang Hepeng, have lost my name. Heh, Wang Peng sounds just as good.”

"Awesome!" The audience could not help but praise him.

As for his fellow disciples behind him, they all wiped their cold sweat off their hands. This Wang Hepeng was really too bold, and he was so relaxed.

At this point.

Suddenly, the figure of a little black fatty appeared. He pointed at Wang Hepeng and shouted," Are you going to die or not?!"”

With a series of quick steps, Guo Degang rushed from backstage to the microphone without a word.

He saw the distance.

There was really an audience. He was actually right. It was really more than 50 steps. He praised Wang Hepeng for being a talent.

In order to dig his own grave, he had calculated all the details.

He was complaining that his grave was not new enough.

"Damn it! I have to run." Wang Hepeng was also frightened when he saw Guo Degang coming over. If he didn't run, would he still be human?

"Phew!"

The audience immediately came over and sighed.

"Aren't you not afraid?"

Wang Hepeng said confidently," I'm not afraid. I'm not stupid. This stage is full of his people. How can I beat him?"”

Seeing that Wang Hepeng was about to run, Guo Degang felt that he couldn't catch up and shouted.

"Brother Pei, catch this kid, I'll treat you to a perm.”

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