Crosstalk Master: Set Rules on the Stage, Set a New Grave Below the Stage
12 So what if I saw it! What’s wrong?

Qu Yi Mast

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Sun Yue, who was on stage, was also amused by the audience. She said,"This is about the Grand View Garden."

Ye Yunfei: " Good heavens, Lin Daiyu was in a very, very bad mood at that time."”

"Oh my," said Sun Yue,"I'm going to die!”

Ye Yunfei pointed at his wrist and said,"This is a loss of chastity."”

"Exactly," said Sun Yue.

Ye Yunfei: " This big girl took off her belly and let people look at her for four hours. How can she be in a good mood?"”

Sun Yue was speechless.

Ye Yunfei looked at the audience and said seriously,""However, perhaps time is the best medicine.”

Hearing this, the audience laughed.

Time is indeed the best medicine, but it's too funny to say it from your mouth!

Sun Yue looked incredulous.”

"Time is like a song, time flies."

Ye Yunfei reached out his palm,""After five minutes, Lin Daiyu came to her senses.”

" Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience burst into laughter.

After being stared at for four hours, she figured it out in five minutes?

This was even more open-minded than the Westerners!

Sun Yue had completely lost her connection and was completely stunned.

The stage was filled with Ye Yunfei's work.

He spread out his hands and said," Let's do it this way. It's fine to look at it. How many pounds can you take away?"

But even so, he couldn't go out today.'Pia' was furious!”

Pia?

When the audience heard this, they were all amused.

This phrase was quite fresh!

Especially with that inexplicable taste, it was really intoxicating!

Sun Yue looked at Ye Yunfei speechlessly.

Ye Yunfei didn't seem to see it and was still talking to him,""Right? It's too 'pia'. We can't go out today.

However, the sun is so bright outside, so we still have to be cool.”

Sun Yue couldn't help but say,"Yo, you're really broad-minded."”

Ye Yunfei: ”

Sun Yue was confused.”

At this moment, Ye Yunfei reached out his hand and said,""Open the window now. What is a window?”

Sun Yue also pushed forward and said,""Little Xuan Chuang."

Ye Yunfei: " It's not a sliding door. The window has to be opened up!"”

"Eh, that's right," Sun Yue said.

Ye Yunfei said,"Then take a bamboo pole and go up."

But think about it, this kind of thing just happened!

Her hands were trembling, and her heart was trembling. She didn't hold it firmly, and it fell down with a crack.

Jia Baoyu had hit him below, and with a plop, he had hit Jia Baoyu on the head!

Jia Baoyu raised his head. Women!"

Ye Yunfei picked up the fan on the table and knocked,""Granny Wang saw it all."

" Hahahaha!"

Seeing his wretched appearance, the audience burst into laughter again.

Who didn't understand this?

Pan Jinlian's movies and television series were made every year. This scene was one of her scenes.

The funniest thing was that this person had even dragged Granny Wong here! Too sneaky!

"Hey, hey, hey!"

Sun Yue quickly pulled Ye Yunfei and asked,""Where did this granny come from?!”

Ye Yunfei stared at him blankly for two seconds before stuttering,""Wang, Wang Xifeng, Wang Xifeng, Grandma Wang!"

"Puff!"

" Hahahaha!"

The audience below the stage completely laughed foolishly.

At first, they thought that they had said something wrong, but in the end, there really was such a 'granny'!

This time, he almost fainted.

"Oh my god, I really shouldn't have listened to this crosstalk.”

"Ye Yunfei is simply a worldview destroyer. I can't even remember what Dream of the Red Chamber said.”

"To tell you the truth, my mind is filled with Jia Baoyu's 'girly' words."

"Hahaha, me too. This thing is too brainwashed.”

......

On the stage.

Sun Yue, who was blocking Ye Yunfei, began to seriously size him up and finally came to a conclusion.

He held back his laughter and said,"Forget it, I can see it."

The mother of all literature you read is the golden vase.”

" Hahahaha!"

This time, the audience's tears flowed out.

These two were too fun.

One trial after another, without any rest.

No wonder Ye Yunfei almost got it wrong when he mentioned the Twelve Beauties of Jinling.

So he was looking at the golden bottle coins!

Sun Yue was also amused by Ye Yunfei's actions, but as an excellent sidekick, she had to continue the crosstalk.

"This person is really well-matched!" he said.

Look at the plot arrangement, ouch!"

At this point, Sun Yue quickly covered her face, too embarrassed to face the audience.

"Phew-"

Seeing this scene, the audience below the stage was very happy.

But at this time, Ye Yunfei retorted,""Who said that just because I look at the gold vase, it can't be Water Margins?”

"Did you watch Water Margins?" Sun Yue asked.”

Ye Yunfei: " Of course, I'm watching Water Margins!

I won't even look at the gold vase coins!”

"Oh?" Sun Yue asked.

Ye Yunfei said,"I feel disgusted hearing that!"”

"Really?" Sun Yue asked.

Ye Yunfei: " That's a dirty book. Who reads that stuff?!"

How would I know what Pan Jinlian is? Hang upside down. Grape rack "

" Hahahaha!" There was another commotion below the stage.

Perhaps some people really didn't know what this title meant, but they could guess a little by linking it to the previous text.

How was this anything serious? It was most likely the details inside!

Realizing this, the audience burst into laughter.

Especially the female audience, they were laughing so hard that their eyes had become slits.

"Aiya ~"

"Little brother's knowledge really covers all fields.”

"Hanging grapes? What kind of style is this?"

"That's right."

......

Before the applause ended, Ye Yunfei spoke again.

He continued,"How would I know what it means to beat a silver goose with a golden egg? How would I know?"

"Hey hey hey!"

Sun Yue quickly stopped him and laughed out loud.""You even know the details. Don't you know?”

Ye Yunfei seemed to have realized that he had said something wrong, but he still showed a look of denial and said,""So what if I see it!"

"Huh?" Sun Yue asked.

Ye Yunfei said,"Even if I saw it…"

"If you want to see it, then so be it."”

"I didn't watch it for nothing!"”

Sun Yue looked at him in surprise and said,""You still want to learn?"

"Eh-"

As soon as he said that, the audience started to cheer.

Then, everyone burst into laughter.

"Oh my God, why is he so confident?”

"So what if he saw it? He still wants to learn it. It's so funny."

"Aiya, why does such a good little brother like to do this?”

"I'm still a child!"

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