Crosstalk Master: Set Rules on the Stage, Set a New Grave Below the Stage
25 Old Guo is digging two rooms and one living room!

Qu Yi Mast

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Seeing Ye Yunfei on stage, the audience was relieved.

When they saw him limping, the entire hall burst into laughter.

"Look at him. He couldn't have really been beaten up, right?”

"Aiya, this person's baggage is hard to guard against!”

"Little brother, I almost thought he wasn't going to play.”

"This kid is still the same, hahaha!!”

......

On the stage, Yan Hexian's bamboo board stopped and looked at him with a puzzled expression.

"Eh? Didn't you get caught by Master?”

Ye Yunfei smiled and said,""With that head of his, can he catch me?”

"Isn't there still Martial Uncle here?"

He's a 300-pound man, and you even ran out?”

Hearing this, the audience was also curious.

Fatty Bro's physique was indeed much bigger, at least 300 pounds!

Hearing this, Ye Yunfei smiled again,"Do you think you can stop me with 300 pounds?" You must be joking."

The audience was completely attracted by Ye Yunfei's words.

You're not even afraid of 300 pounds?

The young man was getting better at bragging!

Yan Hexian also looked at him in confusion.

Seeing that everyone was questioning him, Ye Yunfei couldn't pretend anymore and whispered to Yan Hexian.

"He was digging a hole and didn't notice me."”

" Hahaha!"

The audience laughed again.

As expected! This guy was very bad! Too sneaky!

“嗐! I thought you had beaten them both up.”

"Then what's wrong with your leg?"”

"Don't mention it," Ye Yunfei said helplessly,"I was beaten up by Master."”

At this moment, Yan Hexian looked at him with an evil smile. He leaned over and spoke softly.

"Eh?" he asked. That was not right.

Didn't you call him a little black fatty yesterday? Why did you change your mind today?”

"Hahahahaha!"

"Zhuang Zhuang, why did you learn to be bad too?”

The audience burst into laughter again.

Ye Yunfei was indeed poisonous. None of the people who had paired with him were decent!

......

On the stage.

Ye Yunfei sighed and said,"Don't mention it. That guy is really ruthless. Look at my legs."

"What's wrong with your leg?" Yan Hexian asked.

"Take a look for yourself."

Ye Yunfei lifted the front curtain of his robe and stretched his leg forward.

Yan Hexian glanced at it and asked,"What's the problem?" Can't you tell?"

The audience's gazes also gathered over.

The female audience was especially envious.

1.8 meters long legs!

"Touch it, this place has been hammered dozens of times."

On the stage, Ye Yunfei bent down and touched his calf. In the next second, he looked at everyone with a surprised expression.

"What's with that expression?"”

The audience also looked around curiously.

Pausing for three seconds, Ye Yunfei laughed and said,""I'm fine!"

"Puff!"

" Hahahaha!"

The audience was amused.

“嗐!”

Yan Hexian looked at him angrily and said,"Why are you limping? What kind of person is this?”

Ye Yunfei: " It really hurt at that time.

You don't know, but that guy hammered me hard!”

"Eh? That's not right, right?"

Yan Hexian was puzzled,"Beat you?" Why does your leg hurt?"

The audience perked up their ears. Clearly, they were also curious about this.

No matter how hard he hammered someone, it shouldn't be his leg that hurt, right?

It was still his calf!

"Don't mention it."

Ye Yunfei waved his hand and said,"You don't know how he treated me at that time."”

"What's wrong?" Yan Hexian asked.

"Ye Yunfei!"

Ye Yunfei pointed at the ceiling and shouted like Old Guo.

Then, he continued,"You brat, you're lawless on stage, right?!"

Let me tell you, if you go on stage and spout nonsense again, I'll beat you to death! Beat you to death! Beat you to death!"

As he said that, he jumped up and hammered with his hand.

"Hey hey hey!"

"What are you doing?" Yan Hexian quickly stopped him.”

The audience was also curious about his actions.

However, Ye Yunfei said seriously,""I'm imitating Master."

" Hahahaha!"

The audience was stunned for a moment. When they remembered that his feet were hurting, they laughed until they were dumbfounded.

"This kid is too bold. He even dares to insult Old Guo's head!”

" What? That's not even close. Yesterday, he was so bold to insult Old Guo in front of him. At that time, Old Guo's face was as black as coal."

"Hahaha! Yesterday, I was sitting next to Old Guo.”

"You're brave, little brother. I like it so much, hehe ~"

......

On the stage.

Yan Hexian held back his laughter and continued to play the role of a sidekick."Is Master that short?"

"The size is about the same."

Ye Yunfei said," But I underestimated my combat power. That move almost crippled me, Bo Lenggai."”

“嗐!”

"Just don't provoke him."”

Ye Yunfei nodded and said,"That's right. Otherwise, I wouldn't have changed my mind."”

"Phew-"

The audience immediately jeered and could not stop laughing.

It was too late for Little Older Brother to change his mind now.

Maybe Old Guo has already dug two rooms and a living room for you!

......

"Yo, there are quite a number of people here."

After the audience's jeers, Ye Yunfei seemed to have just noticed the crowd, and his face was slightly surprised.

"Yes."

Yan Hexian also started to play the role of a sidekick.

Ye Yunfei glanced around and said,"There are many familiar faces."”

"I'm here for you."

Ye Yunfei: " That's great. If they fight later, I can help them."”

The audience chuckled.

“嗐!”

"We're not friends, who's going to help you fight?"”

Ye Yunfei: " It doesn't matter. We'll get familiar with each other after chatting for a while."”

Yan Hexian placed the bamboo board on the table in his hand and said,""There's no time to chat. If we delay any longer, it'll be midnight. Let's hurry up and start.”

"Alright!"

Ye Yunfei grabbed the bamboo board and said,"Listen to you, the board will ring!"”

"Dong! Da! Thump! Da!"

Yan Hexian opened his mouth to speak as the sound of the bamboo board rang out.

"Tong Ren Tang opened an old medicine shop, but that mister is like a free king.”

"The Medicine Lord is sitting in the middle, and the top ten famous doctors are on both sides."

The bamboo book was not difficult.

As long as he had a mouth.

Unlike Taiping lyrics, which required rhyme to express its artistic charm, it had basically zero requirements for voice and charm.

As long as you could enunciate clearly and your breathing wasn't bad, you would be able to pass.

Usually, singing apprentices would start from this.

Of course.

This task was not without difficulty.

After all, it was singing and fighting. For crosstalk actors, it was a tough job.

It would be difficult to perform a genuine and interesting Tong Ren Tang.

The posture, movements, breathing, expression, bamboo board, and so on had to be done well. The consumption of physical strength was not ordinary.

Therefore, Ye Yunfei didn't plan to do so.

After all, the audience nowadays were mostly in their twenties or thirties. They did not have the refined and accurate artistic pursuit of the older generation.

These young people didn't want to see this. They wanted to see how interesting it was!

In the future, the market would definitely be targeted at these people, and traditional skills would definitely need to be changed.

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