Crosstalk Master: Set Rules on the Stage, Set a New Grave Below the Stage
37 He’s here, he’s here!

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"Good!"

Some of the audience members came back to their senses and shouted, bringing the atmosphere to life.

Ye Yunfei and Sun Yue walked to the front desk.

A few girls below the stage brought the flowers up.

Many people came to watch the crosstalk on Weibo, and there were even more people supporting Ye Yunfei.

She thanked them one by one and placed the flowers properly.

After doing all this, they returned to the microphone. The two of them first cupped their hands in greeting.

When the cheers died down.

Ye Yunfei naturally muttered to the microphone that was much shorter than him,""I can tell at a glance that it's used by my master.”

" Hahahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter.

How could this person still be so daring!

"This bag sounds good!"

Guo Degang, who was backstage, smiled happily.

Yu Qian nodded repeatedly.

Even though it was just a small matter, there was a lot of knowledge behind it.

Because the previous warm up was very good, some of the audience were still reminiscing.

And Ye Yunfei's burden pulled all the audience's attention back at once.

Therefore, this time, it was really a show of strength. Yun Fei, this child's future was limitless!

......

On the stage.

Seeing that the opening effect was so good, Sun Yue was also happy in her heart. She did not forget to make a living and continued to play the role of a sidekick.“嗐! Why was this person still so stubborn?”

As soon as he said this, the audience laughed again.

Those who had watched the crosstalk before all understood. This sentence had smashed the hashtag of 'You can become popular if you're angry' a few days ago!

Ye Yunfei nodded and smiled,""Yes, yes, yes. Teacher Sun is right.

To be honest, I have a lot of respect for Teacher Sun now.”

Sun Yue looked at him in surprise and said,""Really?"

"Of course it's true."

Back then, you said that if you let go of all those people on the field, you would be popular, right?”

"Yes," said Sun Yue.

Ye Yunfei waved his hand and said," Look, I'm really popular now. Good heavens, Weibo is full of topics about me!"”

"That's right," said Sun Yue.

Ye Yunfei: " To be honest, I'm so happy that I couldn't sleep at night."”

"Really?" Sun Yue asked.

Ye Yunfei: " That's right. I'm really happy when I think about how popular I am."”

"Of course," said Sun Yue.

Speaking of this, Ye Yunfei sighed again,""But when this person is popular, there are many things to do.”

"There's a lot of trouble when you're popular," Sun Yue said.”

Ye Yunfei looked at him and said," It's not that there's so much right and wrong. It's just that there are so many things that I don't have time to study literature."”

" Hahahaha!"

Hearing this, the audience burst into laughter.

"He's coming, he's coming. This person is about to start!”

"Prepare to be brainwashed!"

"The culture grinder is about to start working. Everyone, be careful!”

"I want to hear the story of the Grand View Garden!"

......

The reaction from the audience was intense. Sun Yue looked at the audience and smiled happily.

Ye Yunfei: " To be honest, after chatting with Teacher Sun last time, I realized that if you want to be popular, you still have to study hard."”

"That's right," Sun Yue said.

"So these few days, I've been reading properly again."”

"You didn't get it from Ms. Guo's bookshelf, did you?" Sun Yue teased.”

"Phew-"

The audience cheered.

The books on Ms. Guo's bookshelf are not bad!

"Annoying ~"

"I've been reading serious books recently." Ye Yunfei patted the air and said.”

"Yes, yes, yes." Sun Yue nodded and said,"It's just that I didn't look too serious in the past."”

"Hahahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter.

Especially those who knew about this joke, they were all laughing silly.

It would be strange if those obscene books could be serious!

......

Ye Yunfei looked at him and said,""Can you continue?"

Sun Yue smiled and gestured,""Please continue, please continue."

"I really did read a few books."

Moreover, he had also learned a lot of knowledge from it.”

"Really?" Sun Yue asked.

"Of course,"

Ye Yunfei swept his gaze across the audience and said,""Today, in front of so many friends, I'll tell you what I've learned.

Teacher Sun, can you help me think about it?”

Sun Yue looked at him seriously and said,"No problem."”

The audience perked up their ears.

They really wanted to know what the goal of the Culture Crusher was today.

"For example, this year, I hope I can be content!" Ye Yunfei said on the stage.”

Idiom?

The audience looked at the stage curiously.

"Eh, that's a good word!" Sun Yue nodded.”

"Right?"

"Yes," said Sun Yue,"very open-minded."

Ye Yunfei gestured with his feet and said,"I'm very happy after bathing my feet every day!"”

Sun Yue was stunned, her face full of suspicion.

The audience burst into laughter.

It was indeed a familiar smell!

"Are you happy just because you wash your feet every day?" Sun Yue asked.”

"That's right."

Sun Yue laughed helplessly when she heard this reply.

At this time, Ye Yunfei stretched out his hand and continued,""At the same time, I wish myself a cup of water to put out a cartload of firewood!”

"Hahahaha!"

The audience was grinning from ear to ear.

This guy was too ruthless.

I wish that I would dare to say it even if it's a drop in the bucket!

......

"Please wait a moment."

Sun Yue quickly stopped him and said,"This is not a good word."”

"Why not?" Ye Yunfei questioned.”

Good lyrics?

A cup of water to put out a cartload of firewood was a good phrase?

The audience was puzzled.

"Can you explain?" Sun Yue asked with confusion.”

Ye Yunfei said proudly,"It's just a drop in the bucket. It means I'll make a cup of water every day and get a full salary at the end of the month."”

"Puff!"

"Hahahahaha!"

The audience below the stage had yet to close their mouths as they burst into laughter again.

"I'm really crippled. This is called a drop in the bucket!”

"This person is too funny. Where did he read those words from?”

"The culture grinder is indeed worthy of its reputation!”

" Aiyo! I'm dying of laughter!"

"I shouldn't have listened to this. I feel like the idioms in my mind are being shattered one by one.”

......

Sun Yue didn't even have the face to look at this person and said,""This is daydreaming."

The audience was happy, but Ye Yunfei didn't respond.

"Finally!" I want to bless myself, every day feels like a year!”

"You're really right about yourself," Sun Yue said.”

Ye Yunfei looked at him,"What's wrong?"”

"You're saying this to yourself?" Sun Yue asked.”

"Why not?"

Sun Yue looked confused and said,"How can a day feel like a year…" Can... I can put it on myself."

The audience was also filled with curiosity.

They just wanted to hear how this person destroyed the word.

Ye Yunfei said seriously,""That's right. Every day is as happy as the New Year!”

"Hahahahaha!"

Hearing this explanation, the audience laughed so hard that they slammed the table.

"Oh my god, this person is poisonous!"

"Pfft! Every day is like a year, and every day is like the new year."

"Little brother's observation angle is always so strange!”

"He's obviously so handsome, but why is his thinking so weird? I'm dying of laughter ~"

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