Crosstalk Master: Set Rules on the Stage, Set a New Grave Below the Stage
4 Scold Old Guo!

Qu Yi Mast

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Ye Yunfei did not let the lively atmosphere die down.

"What is an engine?" he asked.”

"Isn't that the sound of the engine?"”

"I'm just a little excited at the thought of becoming popular. When the time comes, I'll wear a big red robe, ride a big horse, and play some music around."

Ye Yunfei seemed to be lost in a sea of fantasy.

The audience looked over curiously.

What kind of scene was this?

On the stage, Sun Yue also revealed a puzzled expression.""Wearing a red robe and riding a horse? And... And music?"

The audience was also curious.

In the next moment, Ye Yunfei said something funny.

"In order to save Li Lang, he left his home. Who knew that he would be the top scorer on the Imperial Roll?"

" The top scorer is wearing a red robe and a hat with palace flowers. Wow, it's so fresh."

"Fuma!"

Huangmei opera, Ye Yunfei opened his mouth and said.

Although "singing" was one of the basic skills of crosstalk, this piece of opera was well-versed and melodious. It was hard to say if it was strong or not, but just this voice alone was definitely a reward from the ancestors.

The audience below the stage was also immersed in the wonderful opera and did not feel it was out of place at all.

However, the good times did not last long.

Sun Yue pulled Ye Yunfei and laughed dryly,""Do you want to be famous or do you want to be the emperor's son-in-law?”

"Hahahahaha ~"

The audience burst into laughter. Only then did they react.

Just now, he thought that this guy was just showing off his skills, but it turned out that this part was also a burden! This person was too much!

The girl sitting in the front row laughed happily. Taking advantage of the lively scene, she shouted towards the stage,"Little brother, I'll marry you!"

Boom!

The moment he shouted this, the atmosphere in the hall became heated and the atmosphere rose to a new height.

Even the other female audience members began to cheer along.

"I'll marry you too!"

"Little brother, come into the bowl!"

"Come to my house and be my son-in-law. You don't have to do anything, but you get 50,000 yuan as pocket money every month!”

Instantly, the entire venue was filled with cheers.

Seeing the faces of all the young ladies in the hall turn red, the smiles of the surrounding men instantly froze.

Envy!

Sisters, we also want to be the prince consort, the kind that only costs 500 yuan a month!

......

Seeing the intense reaction, Sun Yue held back her laughter and directly said,""I keep feeling that there's a group of people here who want to strangle you.”

Whether a sidekick was strong or not was the standard to measure one's skill.

Just from this, it could be seen that Sun Yue's strength was indeed very deep.

The audience laughed.

The girls were even more proud.

In their eyes, letting their 'husband' be envied by other men was their greatest success.

Ye Yunfei shrunk his head as if he was a little afraid. He said,""Then I'll choose fire. Forget about the Fuma.”

Sun Yue smiled." How can I forget about it? Look at how enthusiastic they are."”

Ye Yunfei moved closer to Sun Yue's microphone and whispered,""The main thing is…His body…Can't take it!"

When the female audience heard this, their faces turned red.

"Aiya ~~"

"This person is too bad!"

"Is it really bad?"

"Eat more leeks!"

......

Sun Yue quickly stopped him and said,""Hey! Don't talk about your physical condition on the stage. Don't make a fuss either. When the time comes, it won't be locked from the inside. I reckon there will be two strips pasted on the outside.”

"Phew ~"

The audience was very happy and cheered.

This was the most common form of interaction in the German Sports Association, expressing their approval.

Although Ye Yunfei looked serious, he was not ambiguous when it came to dirty jokes.

Especially the rhythm of the scene. From the beginning, everyone had not stopped. They were laughing so hard that their cheeks hurt.

The female audience was even more tickled. This kind of handsome, talented, and naughty boy was too lethal to them. They couldn't resist at all.

......

At this point, Sun Yue wanted to bring the topic back.

The first part was all about "filling the mouth".

The most important thing was to liven up the atmosphere, but a good crosstalk was not just about this.

Now, he had to slowly pull the topic back to the main topic.

"If you ask me, it's a good thing that you want to be popular, but whether it's popular or not is really not something you can choose."”

"Is that so?"

"Exactly," said Sun Yue.

"If we want to be popular, we have to work hard. Look at our very popular actor Yue Yunpeng, Little Yueyue. He worked hard step by step before he slowly became popular.”

"Of course, if he looks like you-"

At this point, Sun Yue gestured at his body and teased,""He probably wants to be the emperor's son-in-law."

The audience laughed.

It seemed that from now on, the word 'Fuma' had changed!

"Annoying ~"

Ye Yunfei patted him shyly and said,""Of course I did. Otherwise, I wouldn't have brought you here from the zoo."

"Wait!"

Sun Yue quickly stopped him." Why are you using the word 'neng'? I won't pursue the matter. What do you mean by' taken me from the zoo'? Am I just a monkey in your eyes?”

"No, how can it be a monkey?"

Ye Yunfei paused for two seconds and whispered,""Monkeys aren't that big."

As soon as he finished speaking, the scene immediately exploded.

Especially those who knew about Sun Yue's background, they were all dumbfounded.

Was it okay if the monkey wasn't so big?

This kid was too much.

It was their first time partnering, yet he dared to make fun of Sun Yue. One had to know that this person's seniority was on the same level as Old Guo!

......

Sun Yue's face darkened, and the audience couldn't stop laughing.

Ye Yunfei quickly explained," I didn't mean it. I mean, I did study this carefully."”

"How can research become popular?" Sun Yue asked.

"Yes."

" That's new," Sun Yue said." May I ask, what's the result of your research?"”

Ye Yunfei looked at him sneakily and said,""I realized that if you want to be famous, you have to use some tricks!!”

Hearing this, the audience below the stage pricked up their ears.

Using tricks?

What methods?

However, Ye Yunfei hid it and didn't speak.

Sun Yue muttered and couldn't help but ask,""What method?"

"Rebuke!"

Ye Yunfei said firmly with pride.

"Rebuke?" Sun Yue was even more confused.

The audience below the stage was also very curious about what kind of operation this was.

"That's right!" Ye Yunfei boasted. I'll scold whoever becomes popular. I want people to know that I, Ye Yunfei, exist in this world!”

"It's popular just like that?" Sun Yue asked in confusion.”

"Of course!" Ye Yunfei said proudly.

"I understand, I understand."

Hearing this, Sun Yue revealed a meaningful smile and said,""According to what you said, I really thought of a popular person. I just don't know if you really dare to do that?!”

Ye Yunfei said impatiently,""Who is it? Tell me! See if I can't kill him!"

The audience below the stage was also excited and began to speak.

"Little Yueyue!"

"Zhuang Zhuang!"

"Brother Fatty!"

"Tsk tsk tsk!"

All kinds of voices rang out.

It didn't matter if his peers joked with him, and the audience subconsciously thought so too.

But at this moment, an elder brother's voice was loud and clear.""Old Guo!"

The moment he said this, the entire place was in an uproar.

Scolding Old Guo?

A disciple scolding a master?

Sir System, you're not giving me any way out!

Hearing this, the audience held back their laughter and waited for a good show. The plot was too interesting, and they couldn't help but watch.

"That's right. The most popular person we're most familiar with is your master, Guo Degang.”

On the stage, Sun Yue answered. He rubbed his nose and pushed Ye Yunfei with a wicked smile."Come on, Master. Let us hear your voice and see the results of your research.”

"Hahahahaha!"

As soon as he said this, the audience burst into laughter and gloated!

Scolding Old Guo was really too ruthless!

After listening to such a long crosstalk, the German Sports Association had never heard anyone dare to do this.

It was said that the Deyun Society was the most disciplined. Who would dare to scold the master like this? Unless you're really crazy.

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