Crosstalk Master: Set Rules on the Stage, Set a New Grave Below the Stage
39 If your OCD is too serious, you won’t be able to get a wife!

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A foolish old man moving mountains?

Good heavens, another word was about to be killed by the culture grinder!

The audience looked at the stage curiously, ready to accept the upcoming culture shock.

......

"Of course I know," Sun Yue said.

Who hadn't heard of the Foolish Old Man Moving Mountains? Everyone knew about it!”

"What does this mean?"”

Sun Yue thought for a while but couldn't think of anything. She said,""Tell me."

Ye Yunfei said as if he was pointing at the world,""The foolish old man is sick!"

" Hahaha!"

Sun Yue looked incredulous.

It seemed that even this partner had suffered Ye Yunfei's torture!

Seeing this scene, the audience couldn't be happier.

After a few seconds, Sun Yue came back to her senses and looked at him.""What illness does the foolish old man have?"

Ye Yunfei showed off his literary talent and said,""Obsessive-compulsive disorder!"

" Hahaha!" The audience was amused again.

Sun Yue was confused.”

The audience also wanted to know the answer.

Ye Yunfei made the gesture of digging a mountain." Look at this foolish old man. He's always digging a mountain."”

"Yeah," Sun Yue said.

Ye Yunfei: " The foolish old man is digging here. There is also a wise old man beside him who is very curious."

He asked," Old brother, what are you doing?"”

Ye Yunfei put his hands behind his back and imitated the old man's voice.

As mentioned before, when listening to crosstalk, the difference between the characters depended on the actor's words and actions, so the figure and voice were very important.

After that, Ye Yunfei continued to dig the mountain and asked himself,""I'm moving mountains."

"But this mountain is very big. We can't finish digging. This old man is still persuading him.”

"Oh?" Sun Yue asked.

"Old brother, can you finish digging like this?" Ye Yunfei asked with his hands behind his back.”

"Yeah," said Sun Yue.

"Don't worry."

Ye Yunfei started to 'dig' again. As he spoke, he looked back at Sun Yue and said,"" If I can't finish digging, my son will dig. If my son can't finish digging, my grandson will dig. If my grandson can't finish digging, I'll be heavy."

"Go to hell!"

Sun Yue, who was beside him, was unhappy and pretended to push him.

"What?"

Sun Yue looked at him angrily and said,""Why do you keep looking at me when you're calling me a junior?”

Puff!

Hahahaha!

The audience was stunned at first, but they only reacted when Sun Yue said that.

They burst into laughter.

This person was too evil. He was always thinking of taking advantage of her!

......

Ye Yunfei walked back and didn't mind. He continued to imitate the wise old man and said,""Oh, I understand.

If you can't finish digging, your son will dig. If your son can't finish digging, your grandson will dig."

Ye Yunfei turned around with his hands behind his back and looked at Sun Yue.

The audience was amused.

"Don't look at me, old man!" Sun Yue said with a displeased expression.

Why are we going back and forth? I'm the junior!”

Ye Yunfei laughed and said,""Isn't this an exchange?"

"I'm not communicating with you!" Sun Yue said as she opened her palm.”

The audience laughed again when they saw his tormented appearance.

Ye Yunfei ignored him and continued to imitate the wise old man,""I can't poach all my great-grandchildren, but I just want to ask you a question."

"Oh?" Sun Yue asked. What is it?"

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

Ye Yunfei asked first, then threw the hoe away and said gloomily,""I'm not digging anymore."

" Hahahaha!"

The audience laughed until tears came out.

"Is this person a demon?"

"Teacher Ye's class is filled with knowledge!”

"Aiya, you'll never be able to guess what this person is thinking!”

"The lofty image of the foolish old man in my heart suddenly shattered."

......

"Wait a moment."

Sun Yue stopped Ye Yunfei for a while and said,""What does this have to do with obsessive-compulsive disorder?”

"How is it okay?"

Not only did this matter, but it also involved a major modern problem!”

Hearing this, the audience became serious.

Everyone was prepared for the culture shock!

"What's the problem?" Sun Yue asked curiously.”

Ye Yunfei: " That is to say, if his OCD is too serious, he won't be able to get a wife!”

" Hahahaha!"

Hearing this, the audience could not help but burst into laughter.

This person's knowledge was really too strange!

“嗐!”

"What's wrong?" Sun Yue asked.

Ye Yunfei didn't reply and continued to act like the wise old man,""Don't stop digging. I'll find an old lady for you. She likes to do the same thing as you.”

"There's also an old lady who digs mountains?" Sun Yue asked in surprise.”

The audience was also curious about this.

There really didn't seem to be any relevant figures or cases, right?

Everyone looked at him curiously.

"It's not digging mountains, but they have the same symptoms!" Ye Yunfei said.”

"Is this a ward mate?" Sun Yue asked.

"Hahahaha!"

The audience, who were preparing for the culture shock, were amused by this sudden 'word'.

At this moment, Ye Yunfei also said,""There's an old lady by the river who likes to grind an iron rod there.”

"What's wrong?" Sun Yue asked.

Ye Yunfei looked at him and said seriously," You said that a good iron rod must be ground into a needle. This obsessive-compulsive disorder is in the late stage!"”

"Aiya ~!"

Sun Yue couldn't help but cover her forehead.

In just a short while, all the knowledge in his mind seemed to have been crushed.

The audience burst into laughter.

Grind an iron rod into a needle!

The story of the tenacious quality was analyzed by this person and could not be read anymore!

Sun Yue stopped Ye Yunfei and said,"Where did this wise old man go to know about the matter of grinding an iron rod into a needle?"”

Ye Yunfei looked at him and said,""Can't an old lady grind needles by the stream?”

"I-"

Sun Yue wanted to say something but couldn't. In the end, she waved her hand angrily and said,""What's going on? You can't explain it!”

" Hahahaha!"

The audience had just stopped, but they couldn't help but burst into laughter again.

"Haha! The fatty from the Agricultural University was actually crushed by knowledge!”

"As expected, Teacher Ye's class doesn't differentiate between friend and foe!”

"Hehe, these two are indeed a match made in heaven!”

"It's not that enemies don't enter the door. It's so fun to love and kill each other!”

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