Shanghai University, male dormitory.
Zhao Yingze stared at the funny video on his phone with his mouth agape.
"F * ck! Come and see, this is Old Ye, right?”
Lin Ji and Gu Mingji, who were eating, came over and nodded at the beautiful girl in the video.
"This is Old Ye. Didn't he wear this out today?”
"Why was Old Ye photographed and even sent a funny voice?”
Zhao Yingze was cutting his toenails with a nail clipper. He pouted when he heard that.
"You guys watch it. I just saw that the entire Douyin was promoting this video.”
Ye Han was talking in the video, his tone faint,"I'm Lu Chen's mother."
"Pfft-"
Gu Mingji spat out a mouthful of coke and coughed loudly."Cough cough!"
"Damn, when did Old Ye have such a big son?”
Lin Ji's eyeballs were about to pop out. He took a closer look and shook his head in disbelief.
"I don't know. Could it be that Old Ye lied about his age?”
Zhao Yingze looked at him speechlessly and hit him on the head.
"Are you stupid? Old Ye stayed with us for three years."
"Even if he lied about his age, do you not know if he can give birth?”
After saying that, he rolled his eyes.
At this moment, Gu Mingji clutched his chest and pretended to be heartbroken.
"Sigh, my heart hurts. Old Ye actually had a child behind our backs!”
"Most importantly, the child's father is not me!”
After saying that, he wiped away his nonexistent tears.
Lin Ji had a nauseating expression, but when he turned his gaze, he smiled slyly again.
"We know that our goddess is Old Ye, but the others don't know!”
Zhao Yingze admired the big feet that he had trimmed and chuckled when he heard that.
"I also want to know…"
Before he could finish his sentence, he heard a heart-wrenching roar coming from next door.
"F * ck, why does my goddess have a child?!”
"I don't have the motivation to study anymore. I'll see you on the rooftop of the library!”
" Wuwuwu-"
With a bang, the door of the dormitory next door was pulled open and smashed into the wall!
The sound of messy footsteps quickly faded away, followed by a few more footsteps, accompanied by the shouts of a few people.
" F * ck, brother, don't-"
"Sob, sob-wait for me, big brother. I don't want to live anymore!”
"Hey, why are you running? The school library doesn't open on Saturday. If you want to go, go to the fourth teaching building!”
“……”
Gu Mingji, Lin Ji, and Zhao Yingze looked at each other and shook their heads.
"Sigh, a young man in love is always in love!”
"Old Ye is really an arsonist. I think it's going to be another sleepless night.”
"Fortunately, Old Ye is my roommate. Otherwise, I would also be one of these young men in love.”
“……”
The three of them sighed, and Lin Ji suddenly remembered something.
"Is the old witch on duty in the fourth teaching building today?”
The other two pondered for a moment, then raised their heads at the same time and shook their heads.
"It looks like there will be a large-scale criticism meeting on Monday!”
"Too tragic!"
After saying that, the three of them laughed gloatingly.
As expected, happiness was built on the pain of others!
……
On Weibo, two new threads were posted.
#Shanghai University's campus belle goddess is married and has a child #Hot
#The school beauty goddess is a rich woman, 400,000 gem bracelet #Boiling
#Rich Goddess, I don't want to work hard anymore #Hot
……
When he clicked on the first one, it was full of wailing and whining.
The sadness in his language and the literary use of his words were like the comments section of the 0 o'clock website.
@ I don't want to live anymore: "This is the first time I've truly liked someone. I didn't expect that she doesn't belong to me anymore. Maybe I've missed her…"
@ Goddess Wishes You Well: "I was born as a human. I'm sorry that I didn't meet you at the best time.”
“……”
The people who saw it were simply amazed and wished they could take out a small notebook to write it down.
In the future, he could use it to add a little literary flavor to his high school essay.
The second was to show off his wealth.
The hot post at the top introduced every luxury item on Ye Han in detail.
She even stripped him of the brand of cosmetics he used.
The comments section praised the blogger for being a modern Leeuwenhoek with the greatest microscope skills.
It was said that all the cosmetic products were sold out within two hours!
The people in charge of the other brands were envious.
The rich ladies who had the same style as Ye Han all showed their photos, expressing that they were extremely lucky to have the same style as their goddess!
This was because if he were to buy the same model as Goddess now, they would all be sold out!
He couldn't even buy a piece of clothing!
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