Ding Guangxian, Are You Losing Hair?
"Hahahaha…"
"Roar…"
"Hahahaha…"
"Kakaka…"
Ye Yu and Xuandu had just stepped out of Green Touring Palace when they heard a series of rough laughter.
He raised his head and saw that the green bull was chatting with the four generals of the Mo family.
The four generals of the Mo family did not laugh much. It was only the green bull who laughed.
"Martial Nephew…"
"Haha…Martial Nephew, you're out…"
"That's great…"
The four generals of the Mo family immediately came over when they saw Ye Yu.
"What's wrong? Why are you so happy?" Ye Yu asked.”
Mo Liqing said," I was telling Big Brother Qingniu a story. Big Brother Qingniu found it interesting and laughed.”
"What did he say?" Ye Yu asked curiously.
"He told me about your battle with Wing Immortal and White Crane!”
Ye Yu was speechless.
F * ck…
This was a thousand years ago, but it wasn't that funny.
Wasn't it just a few fights? Could it be that this green bull's laughing point was so low?
Don't look at this simple and honest big guy. Ye Yu knew that the origin of this green bull was not simple. This guy could become a saint's mount, so how could he be an ordinary creature?
It was said that this fellow was the first bull after the creation of the world!
The ancestor of bulls!
"Let's go!"
Ye Yu looked at Qingniu and Xuandu.”
"What's there to admire about that!"
The green bull was instantly unhappy." Martial Nephew Ye Yu, I, this old bull, have been following the saints around the Wilderness every day. I don't know how many miles I've traveled. I'm already tired of seeing the scenery!”
" Uh…" Ye Yu touched his forehead."Then…Martial Uncle Niu, what tricks do you want to play?”
"Ahem…"
"Chat, tell me some jokes!"”
"You don't know…All these years, ever since I transformed, I've become First Master's mount. I've been living a really lonely life. I realized that all of you from Jie School are talents. Your words are nice, and you're also human. Tsk, tsk, tsk, Ye Yu, let's go. Let's just chat!”
"You're fine!"
Ye Yu thought for a moment and said,"Let's go to the dojo of the four martial uncles of the Mo family. We'll drink and talk!"”
"Alright!"
Xuandu did not have any objections, so the seven of them came to the training ground of the four generals of the Mo family.
The training ground of the four generals of the Mo family was relatively remote, but it was relatively quiet.
Since he had sat down in the training hall, he didn't miss a single spiritual tea or drink.
Qingniu was the first to speak." Brother Mo Liqing, continue. What was Martial Nephew Ye Yu talking about when he was fighting? Yes, yes, yes, the wings of the dead white crane…Quick, do you have more?”
Ye Yu thought,'My heroic deeds have become a joke to you?'
How low was your laughing point?
Mo Liqing smiled embarrassedly." It's over, it's over, I'm done!"”
"Boring!" The green bull turned around and looked at Ye Yu, saying,""Ye Yu, why don't you try one?”
Everyone's eyes instantly turned to Ye Yu.
" I don't know either…" Ye Yu smiled bitterly." Forget it, I'll tell you one!"”
It was impossible for him not to understand. He had read a lot of interesting jokes in his previous life.
Therefore, Ye Yu casually told a meaningful joke.
In the end…
The four generals of the Mo family scratched their heads. It was baffling!
Xuandu was confused!
"It's not funny…" The green bull stood rooted to the ground with its mouth wide open.
Alright…forgive me. Not only are you guys not funny, your reactions are also slow. You don't understand, right?
Forget it, I'll tell you straight up.
" By the way…" Ye Yu coughed and continued,""In the great forest, there is a pair of good friends, a bear and a rabbit!”
"Hmm?"
This time, everyone's gazes were all attracted over!
Look, how attractive is the beginning?
"One day, a bear and a rabbit went to relieve themselves…" Ye Yu continued.
"After it was done, the black bear asked,'Brother Rabbit, are you shedding fur?'，The rabbit said,"I don't shed fur." Did the bear ask you to shed fur again? Rabbit can't continue…"
"So, the bear asked three times, and the rabbit answered three times!”
Ye Yu paused for a moment.
The green bull couldn't take it anymore and asked directly,""And then, Brother Ye Yu?"
" Then, the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped its butt," Ye Yu said seriously.
Puff...
Puff...
Pu pu pu…
Apart from Ye Yu, the rest of the people were instantly thrown into a huddle.
Especially after the green bull heard it, he laughed so hard that he couldn't stand up straight. His strong body fell to the ground, clutching his stomach and twitching non-stop.
Ye Yu's forehead was filled with black lines.
Would you believe me if I told you a joke and made you faint?
Just as everyone was laughing, a voice suddenly came from outside the dojo."Is Senior Brother Xuandu here? I'm Ding Guangxian, here to pay you a visit…"
Ye Yu was slightly stunned when he heard the voice.
Xuandu was baffled!
However, Ding Guangxian didn't wait for anyone to reply as she easily passed through Mo Liqing's barrier and arrived in front of everyone.
He was a Quasi-Sage, so these mantras naturally couldn't stop him.
Ye Yu's pupils shrank.
It was said that the Light Immortal was a shrewd and two-faced person.
He had only just arrived, and he was already starting to establish a relationship with the Religious Sect!
"Hahahaha…"
"Hahaha…"
On the ground, Qingniu almost laughed out loud. He had not recovered from Ye Yu's joke just now. He stood up with difficulty and called Ding Guangxian brother when he saw him." So it's…Hahaha…Brother Ding Guangxian…This is so funny…I'm dying of laughter…Hahaha…Rabbit…Rabbit…"
"Brother Ding Guangxian…are you shedding fur?”
Puff...
This time, it was Ye Yu's turn.
F * ck…I swear I didn't do it on purpose…Please forgive me.
Ding Guangxian was stunned on the spot.
What was going on?
Why was the green bull twitching on the ground and still laughing?
Why was the first thing he asked after meeting her was if she was shedding fur?
Why would I lose fur?
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