After being smashed to death, Xiao Yue directly leaned into Guo Degang's ear like a traitor.
"Master, draw one for them.”
Guo Degang waved his hand and asked him to step aside. Li Mubai's performance was so good. Wouldn't it be deliberately causing trouble if he drew a line for him?
Li Mubai shook his head and looked very energetic.
"When I say a word, this word and another word will form a new word. This word has to be related to a famous work. There has to be a hero in it, and there has to be a hero's deeds.”
"You're making it a little difficult for me, who hasn't graduated from primary school.”
Old Qin was happy,"If you can't do it, admit defeat as soon as possible."”
The pancake placed his hands behind his back." I don't need to look at my academic qualifications to compete with you. I just need to be a normal person."”
The characters of the three people were very accurate. Old Qin was silly, Li Mubai was a dog, and Shaobing was bad.
Crosstalk wasn't a list of basic skills. It was a performance, and a performance was a performance of a character.
Li Mubai made a gesture first." The word 'jade' is added to read 'country'. I'm reading the Three Kingdoms in my dream." He had become Guan Yunzhang, and he had gotten up his horse to slash Yan Liang with his saber.”
After he finished speaking, Li Mubai's hand slid across Old Qin's neck. Old Qin was so frightened that he slipped away and his body became much shorter.
Old Qin was stupid and timid. This was his instinctive reaction. After he performed it, even Yue Yunpeng was amused. After all, the more realistic the performance, the more it could move others.
Beside him, Shaobing was very pleased with himself. He looked at Old Qin's ugly face, but Li Mubai backhanded him and hit his neck again.
"After killing Yan Liang, kill Wen Chou."
Shaobing was so scared that he took two steps back."Uncle-Master, I'm not Wen Chou, am I?"
"Yes, you're not ugly. You're really ugly.”
It was just a small burden, and then it was Old Qin's turn to speak.
Old Qin recited the explanation in his mind,""I'm watching the Journey to the West in my dream. He had become Sun Wukong, who had wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago.”
After saying that, Old Qin made a gesture.
"Your figure is similar to Sun Wukong's."”
Li Mubai shook his head." I don't think Old Qin looks like Sun Wukong. He looks more like Sun Wukong's second aunt."”
After saying that, the audience next door all laughed out loud. It seemed that they had also been brought into this work.
The pancake beside him started to point at Old Qin and nitpick."Do you have any heroes here?"
Old Qin patted his chest." Of course there's a hero. It's Sun Wukong."”
"Is Sun Wukong a hero?"
"Of course. Seventy-two transformations, a tumble of seventy-eight thousand miles.”
As soon as Old Qin said that, he thought to himself, Oh no! It was clearly 108,000 miles, but he said it was 78,000 miles. Old Qin's face turned pale.
After Li Mubai heard this, he quickly patted Old Qin's shoulder.
"What's wrong? Seventy-eight thousand miles? You took a 30,000-mile commission, right?”
Even Guo Degang was amused. Initially, he thought that Old Qin was wrong. However, after hearing what Li Mubai said, it seemed like it was a pre-designed baggage.
Actually, this was Li Mubai's trick. Old Qin felt a little more at ease. Fortunately, Little Uncle-Master was covering for him. Otherwise, it would have been awkward.
Old Qin calmed down and started to speak again,""That's right. How can Sun Wukong not be a hero? He caused a ruckus in the Heavenly Palace, beat up all the immortals, and then ate Tang Sanzang's meat..."
Old Qin's mouth turned white. He was wrong again.
Li Mubai was already prepared and said directly,"What's wrong? Sun Wukong ate Tang Sanzang's meat, so the fertile water should not flow into the field of outsiders?”
Guo Degang nodded after hearing that. He had originally wanted to draw one for Old Qin. But now, it seemed that this mistake was a burden that was designed in advance.
Now it was time for the pancake. The pancake shook its head.
Li Mubai took the opportunity to say,"I probably didn't learn any classics in primary school."”
In any case, he was just using the low knowledge of the sesame seed cake to smash it. If he repeatedly smashed it, the crowd would have to use a small bag.
The pancake broke the gong and opened its throat." I read the biography of Zhentian Ren. I read the Water Margins in my dream." In the dream, it was Ximen Qing who looked up and saw Pan Jinlian.”
Guo Degang's heart skipped a beat when he heard this. Everyone knew about Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian. If it was the two of them, it was obvious that they were going to be dirty.
When Li Mubai saw Guo Degang's expression change, he understood that Guo Degang did not want to hear those dirty stories. This sesame seed cake was also the same. It was originally designed for Wu Song yesterday, but he changed it to Ximen Qing. What a naughty child.
However, Li Mubai also had to turn over a new leaf.”
"That's right, Ximen Qing is a hero.”
"How is Ximen Qing a hero?"
"I looked up and saw Pan Jinlian."
The sesame seed cake didn't know that Guo Degang was unhappy. Instead, he began to lick his face and wanted to explain.
At this moment, Li Mubai slammed the table."'Alright, you're a hero this time. However, our rules have changed again. This time, we won't add words. We'll split the words.“
The sesame seed cake was about to continue with Ximen Qing when he was stopped by Li Mubai. He felt that he did not understand,
However, they had agreed that the rhythm of this match would be controlled by Li Mubai. He would just follow along.
Fortunately, Li Mubai had saved the sesame seed cake this time. Otherwise, Guo Degang would have definitely marked it down.
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