Deyun signed on for ten years, crosstalk master level, little uncle master
5 Three times and four times, show your real Kung Fu

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Ever since he entered the main stage, the laughter below had not stopped. Although it wasn't that kind of laughter, it was the kind of knowing laughter.

This was the best state of listening to crosstalk. It did not have to be a big thunder or a big burden. It made people unconsciously smile, and everyone was already immersed in the plot.

On the stage, Li Mubai had a smug expression on his face. His arrogance was obvious, and he had a good grasp of his character.

"The first half of my couplet is, the wind blows the waves on the water surface.”

When Gao Feng heard this, he gave a thumbs up." That's a little artistic. What about the second half?"”

At this moment, Li Mubai ignored Gao Feng and pretended to interact with the audience.

"When the wind blows on the water surface, it means that when the wind blows on the water surface, there will immediately be layers of waves.”

Gao Feng was a little anxious.”

Li Mubai still ignored him. As the wind blew, the water surface began to tremble.”

After a few times, Gao Feng couldn't help but pull Li Mubai back.

"Alright, Mr. Li, I have something to ask you.”

"You ask!" Li Mubai was stunned.

"Where does Mr. Li live?"

"Stay at the front door."

"What house are you staying in?"

"A bungalow."

"Does your bungalow have a door? How many doorframes?"

Then Gao Feng began to take the initiative. This was the exchange of the mother and son, playing the joke.

Gao Feng took the initiative and suppressed Li Mubai's aura. Li Mubai's previous arrogance had also turned into a submissive look.

The audience was also happy. As Gao Feng's aura became stronger, everyone thought that Li Mubai was a person who pretended to know what he didn't know and Gao Feng was the expert.

"You're a scholar?" Gao Feng asked sternly. You can't even understand a couplet, and you're still pretending to be a scholar. You're still going to Beihai Park? I don't think you can even afford a ticket to Beihai Park.”

The audience laughed. Everyone was happy that Li Mubai, this impostor, had been exposed.

At this moment, Gao Feng made a small cut.

"The sky is high without saying anything, the earth is thick without saying anything, people are capable without saying anything, and water flows without saying anything. How thick are these gold bricks and how thin are the jade tiles…"

Using this opportunity, Gao Feng taught Li Mubai a lesson. Li Mubai immediately became listless.

The audience below also followed the rhythm. They all felt that Li Mubai was a scholar who was fishing for fame. Gao Feng reprimanded Li Mubai. In the end, Li Mubai turned around and gave Gao Feng a thumbs up.

"I didn't expect to meet an expert here today!”

"Not tall, 1.78 meters."”

The two of them had completely entered the state and cooperated seamlessly. Not to mention the audience, even Guo Degang and Yu Qian did not have the time to find fault and began to appreciate it.

At this moment, Luan Yunping rushed backstage anxiously, his forehead covered in sweat. She had thought that she would be able to avoid any accidents during the performance, but she did not expect the audience to applaud.

Yu Qian looked at Luan Yunping and said,"Little Luan, come and open your eyes!" Boss Gao won't be willing to partner with you in the future.”

Luan Yunping was stunned. What was this?

Guo Degang rubbed his chin and whispered,""I came to see how your Martial Uncle is able to bring him back to life. This ability is not easy to see.”

Luan Yunping had a blank expression as he leaned forward.

On the stage, Li Mubai began to accumulate strength.

Li Mubai praised Gao Feng,"Boss Gao can be said to be a role model for scholars. His crosstalk is really a waste."”

"Don't say that. In any case, there aren't many people in Deyun Club who can compare to me.”

And Gao Feng was like a joke now, starting to make things difficult. This was the case with the mother and son. It was impossible to tell who was the funny one and who was the supporting one.

Li Mubai continued to praise,"I didn't expect that you would be among the weeds in Deyun Society."”

"You're welcome."

"There's a precious jade like you in the rubble of Deyun Society.”

"No, no!" Gao Feng was already feeling smug.

"There's your piece of braised pork in this dog food bowl.”

Gao Feng was just about to be smug when his expression changed."Are you scolding me? How can you say that?”

This was what crosstalk was all about. The first few affirmations were followed by the sudden reversal of the situation, creating such a contrasting effect.

From then on, the positions of the two of them changed again. Li Mubai immediately became imposing again.

"I was just discussing the arrangement of this couplet with the audience, and you kept asking about the second half?”

Gao Feng's aura weakened after being rebuked like this."I'm not reminding you because you keep saying that you don't have a second line.”

"Who said there's no second half? I haven't said the second part of the couplet. The second part is the rain hitting the duckweed.”

"You didn't say anything about the second half?" Gao Feng was completely listless.

"Did you give me a chance to say it? Why are you so anxious? What was the point of waiting for the ambulance to leave?”

The audience went crazy with joy again. Li Mubai returned Gao Feng's words to him.

Gao Feng was listless. The two of them switched identities, and with some small baggage in their mouths, the audience laughed happily.

In the end, Gao Feng had no choice but to beg for mercy.

"Mr. Li, don't say anymore. Can't you just treat me as a reckless person?”

At this time, they were about to enter the entrance.

Li Mubai glared at him.”

"Am I not worthy of being a reckless person?"

"Those reckless people are the ancients. Let me tell you. I'm thinking about back then..."

Then, he immediately began to talk to the reckless people. It was also time to see real martial arts.

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The old crosstalk was lost. It was his first time writing, so he hoped that everyone could encourage him.

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