When those little girls saw Li Mubai coming up, they all screamed.
Li Mubai smiled and cupped his hands in thanks for the support. He had to have the proper etiquette.
Then, Li Mubai directly stood behind the table. Those who wanted to talk alone were basically sitting down. However, it was a long story, and the time was too long. He had to sit, or it would be too tiring.
Li Mubai only needed ten minutes. It was easier to perform standing.
Li Mubai stood still and slapped the wood down.
" It's the mid-autumn dew in August. The pedestrians on the road are desolate. The bridge is flowing and the osmanthus fragrance is fragrant. I think about it day and night. My heart is restless. After reading the article in the morning, I spent ten years in the study. Only then did I show my talent and ambition.”
The poem won the whole house. After all, Li Mubai's words were fluent and his attitude was obvious.
The little girls 'eyes turned into hearts. They wanted to rush up and give gifts and hugs.
"Everyone has come today. Today is our Deyun Club's special performance. There are four very exciting crosstalk segments waiting for you. Let them get ready first. I'll come up and have a chat with everyone first.”
Li Mubai started the topic first before continuing.
"Everyone is considered to have survived since they came to Ancient Northern Water Town. It was just that it was not bad now, but it would not work in the first few years. At that time, the scenic spots all over the country were the same, and the sanitary conditions were not always good.”
Li Mubai quickly got into action. After all, the time was limited. He had to do his own stand-up comedy. If he delayed for another two minutes, the time would have passed.
There was no nonsense in a stand-up comedy. Although some of the words were just for show, it was also to let you get into character as soon as possible.
Li Mubai used his hand to cover his mouth and pretended to whisper.
"Everyone knows that Senior Brother Yu Qian's father has many identities.”
Hearing this, the audience was amused.
Li Mubai also smiled." Brother Qian's father built tunnels and opened a restaurant in the United States. He is a martial artist, archaeologist, old Western doctor, gynecologist, chairman of the board of directors of the Eight Great Alley, an expert in ancient Chinese, a cuckold king, the in-laws of the Mongolia Navy Commander, and the number one swordsman in the martial arts world.”
"But these are all fake. In fact, the old master is a serious cadre. Before he retired, he was also a high-ranking official. However, the old man loved to play back then, so he had come to Ancient Northern Water Town.”
The audience below the stage was in a good mood. Although they weren't laughing, they were still listening with anticipation.
"Twenty years ago, the old man came to Ancient Northern Water Town. However, the environment back then was too bad, and there were few public toilets. It was crowded. The old man was a cadre, so he went to the administration building to use the toilet. When the old man revealed his identity, the manager immediately invited him in.”
"The old man couldn't hold it in any longer and wanted to relieve himself quickly. In the end, the manager insisted on pulling the old man to the meeting room for tea. The old man was so scared that sweat was dripping down his forehead." Don't drink tea, don't drink tea. If you drink more tea, it will flow out.'”
Li Mubai followed suit. Actually, he had already started acting. Everyone laughed along as Li Mubai entered.
"When the old man said that he wanted to go to the toilet, the manager took the old man to the back. The old man was very anxious and pushed the door open. In the end, a black shadow rushed out of the toilet and pushed the old man back two steps.”
"When the old man took a closer look, he realized that there were flies densely packed in front of him. Big flies, small flies, red-headed flies, green-headed flies, there were at least ten thousand of them. They left with the tornado. This had knocked down the old man's curly hair. Back then, his father also liked to perm his hair.”
Li Mubai imitated him." This is a tourist attraction. The hygiene here is in such a state. I'll write a letter to the Health Bureau when I get back. I'll definitely ask you to rectify it."”
"The manager of Ancient Northern Water Town was scared out of his wits.‘Old Master, don't be anxious. It'll be fine in an hour. Follow me to the meeting room first.'”
"'Sigh, I don't drink tea.'" Don't worry, Leader. We won't drink tea. We'll eat dry and suck the water out.'”
Li Mubai began to act out two characters. One was Yu Qian's father, and the other was the manager of the tourism department. The entrance and exit were clear. The voices were different, and the expressions were different. The audience could see it clearly at a glance.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian watched with great interest. They had never doubted Li Mubai's ability. They were purely admiring him now.
Backstage, Luan Yunping and the others were also watching happily. It was easy to tell if he was a solo singer. His little uncle-master had some foundation and was an expert.
On the stage, Li Mubai started to make a face,"Yu Qian's father sat in the meeting room with his legs crossed for an hour."”
Li Mubai also clamped his legs. The audience below was amused. If you were in a hurry to go to the toilet, wouldn't you have to clamp your legs?
"After an hour, his father couldn't take it anymore. It's not easy to endure for an hour. When the manager saw that it was time, he told his father to go without worry. This time, his father didn't dare to push the door open. He opened the door a little to see what was inside. It was like stealing a landmine.”
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