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Would committing a crime in outer space be restricted by the law?

Such a thing happened in the United States. When an astronaut was on a mission in the space station, he secretly transferred 500,000 US dollars from his estranged partner and became the world's first outer space criminal. Until now, there was no verdict on this case! Thank you @ Global Watch for your contribution!

[Hot comment: If it doesn't work, find Thanos to solve it!]

[Hot comment: Don't you need the internet to transfer money?] There's a net in outer space?

[Hot comment: Upstairs, there's satellite signal!]

[Hot comment: There must be a signal. How do astronauts who are sent into the sky communicate with the ground?]

[Hot comment: By the way, if I go to outer space to give birth to a child, will I be an alien?]

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It was a habit of many people to take off their socks and smell them. A woman loved to smell her own smelly socks. Over time, she smelled lung disease! Thank you @ Xiaoyu Culture for your contribution.

[Hot comment: The doctor couldn't understand how his nose got athlete's foot!]

[Hot comment: Actually, people who smell socks are all people who know how to live. We mainly want to smell if it's big. If it's not big, we can make do with wearing it for another day!] (Dog Head)(Dog Head)(Dog Head)

[Hot comment: It doesn't stink, which means it's not time yet!]

[Hot comment: A girl's socks don't stink. They're sour and smell good!]

[Hot comment: Am I not a woman?] Why is mine smelly?

[Hot comment: You might have sweaty feet!]

……

Shanghai had released a new batch of WCs. Not only did they have an alarm bell, but the system also set it to automatically alarm after using it for more than 15 minutes! Thank you @ Shanghai Observation for your contribution!

[Hot comment: I went to the toilet to relax, but now I'm going to be taken away in 15 minutes. Wouldn't that make it even harder for me to poop?]

[Hot comment: Bosses should like this kind of toilet!]

[Hot comment: It really solved the problem of paid pooping!]

[Hot comment: I'll teach everyone a method. You can change to another pit at the 14th minute!] (Dog Head)(Dog Head)(Dog Head)

[Hot comment: So here comes the question. Do you want to wipe your ass when you change pits?]

[Hot comment: Why do you want to wipe it?] Doesn't wiping mean that you're done?

[Hot comment: This kind of toilet doesn't suit me. It's too troublesome to change the pit. Moreover, when changing the pit, it's also a very tangled problem to pull up my pants!]

[Hot comment: After squatting in the pit for 14 minutes, ask the person next door. Hey, brother, do you want to change pits?]

[Hot comment: There must be something wrong with the person who invented this toilet!]

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Jiang Xi and the other two men wanted to commit suicide. When the fireman arrived, he pointed to the car blocking the way downstairs and asked,"Whose car is this? Drive the car. We'll lay an air cushion to ensure the safety of the suicide victim!”Those who committed suicide went downstairs and drove the car away, and were rescued at the same time…Thank you @ JiangXiObservation for your contribution!

Hot comment: The fastest and most efficient rescue in history!

[Hot comment: He's really a good person. He doesn't cause trouble for others!]

[Hot comment: I'm afraid even the fireman didn't expect that he would save the person who committed suicide just like that!]

[Hot comment: Hahaha, this driver is about to jump off a building, and he still knows that his car is blocking the fire!]

[Hot comment: I'll go down and move the car first. There's no hurry to jump off the building!]

[Hot comment: For safety, you must move the car!]

Hot comment: Air cushion: Don't give me a chance to perform!

[Hot comment: I'm f * cking convinced by this operation!]

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A big boss who violated the rules was arrested in Jiangxi. The driver, Jin, did not have a driver's license. Since April 2015, he had violated the rules 184 times. He was fined 21190 yuan and had a total of 598 points deducted! Thank you @ JiangXiObservation for your contribution!

[Hot comment: What kind of violation can deduct nearly 600 points?]

[Hot comment: He probably waits until the red light comes on every time before leaving!]

[Hot comment: Speaking of which, why do I feel that ever since the official announcement of Zha Guan and Youbao, the things Zha Guan posted are becoming more and more confusing?]

[Hot comment: Hey, what do you think a scumbag looks like?]

[Hot comment: She's a broadcasting host, so she should be pretty, right?]

[Hot comment: Hey, I heard some gossip. I heard that tomorrow morning, Scum Temple will be hosting Sichuan Satellite TV's " Morning News "!]

[Hot comment: What time is it???]

[Hot comment: Broadcast at 5 AM!]

[Hot comment: Cough cough, sorry, I can't make an appointment. I really can't get up!]

[Hot comment: Hahaha, I can't get up either. No appointment!]!!

[Hot comment: Is Zhang Guan a devil?] He could stay up late and wake up early? Do you still want me to live?

[Hot comment: With Zhang Guan's routine, he never gets off work before midnight. How can he host the Morning News at five in the morning?] Why do I not believe it?

[Hot comment: I'm guessing that when Scumbag Guan hosts 'Morning News' tomorrow, he'll definitely yawn non-stop!]

[Hot comment: Speaking of which, is there anyone who can wake up early? Can you help me take a screenshot and record a screen!]

[Hot comment: It would be best if I can take screenshots of those emoticons and ugly photos. Then, I'll use these ugly photos to threaten the scumbag. If he doesn't update, I'll expose all his ugly photos online!]

[Hot comment: Brother, your request is a little difficult!]

Hot comment: 'Morning News' is a news program. It's a news program. What kind of ugly photos can a news host have? At most, I'll take screenshots of various mouth shapes!

[Hot comment: Good mouth shape. Maybe one of them is yawning there!]

[Hot comment: Hahahahahaha, you're afraid that the scumbag won't get your money deducted. You bunch of demons!]!!

……

The next day, at four in the morning.

Dong dong dong ~

"Brother Haonan, wake up, it's four o'clock!!!”Zhang Guan, who was hosting a news program for the first time, was particularly enthusiastic.

In the room, Wang Haonan opened his eyes with a dumbfounded look on his face. He listened to the voice coming from the door in disbelief.

Oh my god, Zhang Guan woke up earlier than him?

Wang Haonan jumped down from the bed and opened the door quickly. He asked Zhang Guan in disbelief,""Big Brother, what time did you come back last night?”

Wang Haonan felt that he slept quite late last night, but he really didn't wait for Zhang Guan!

When did Zhang Guan come back??

Zhang Guan, are you sure you slept last night???

"I deliberately got off the morning shift yesterday and came back at one in the morning!”Zhang Guan replied in a particularly good mood.

"Brother Haonan, look, I'm so energetic this morning!”Zhang Guan said to Wang Haonan in a refreshed manner.

Wang Haonan was speechless.

“……”

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