After returning to the temple, Su Chen took the Thor's Hammer and put it in his collection room.
"Ness! In the future, I will fill this collection room with unique collections from the Marvel world.”
Looking at the collection room full of props, Su Chen couldn't help but sigh.
"I haven't even signed in today, but the system has already signed here!”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining a Shiba Inu!”
"This is Seventh Duke Hong's most beloved son. Please take good care of her! Otherwise, he and his Time Chicken would have crossed countless dimensions to chat about life with you with a warship cleaver that was tens of thousands of kilometers long.”
With a flash of white light, Su Chen saw a cute Shiba Inu with its tongue out!
The biggest difference between him and an ordinary dog was that he was wearing a red cloak and a collar with three buttons.
Before Su Chen could say anything, Icarus ran up and played with the Shiba Inu with the cat grass.
"Puppy, what's your name?”
It wasn't too much to say that this was a dog raised by a big shot who could cross dimensions!
The puppy pressed the first button on its neck.
"I am Thor, the Thunder God!"
There should be an expression pack here!
When the Shiba Inu finished speaking, the Thor's Hammer that Su Chen had collected moved.
He flew directly towards the Shiba Inu. At the same time, the Shiba Inu raised the Thor's Hammer high. The entire New York was filled with wind and clouds, lightning and thunder.
It was as if they were welcoming the arrival of their king.
A bolt of lightning struck Thor's body, and a simple armor was put on the dog's body.
Then, the Shiba Inu quickly pressed the first and second keys.
"I am Thor, the God of Thunder-for the honor of the northerners!”
Su Chen didn't need to guess anymore. This guy was the Lord Dog from the Hundred Thousand Cold Jokes.
Thor!
"F * ck, we sent away a silly Thor, and now here comes Thor! I'm fated to meet the Thunder God!"
At this time, Odin, who was far away in Asgard, seemed to have sensed something and looked at Earth.
"Sigh…" He sighed helplessly.
I'll take it as a return gift for giving Asgard an idea.
"Your name is Thor!" Su Chen picked up the Shiba Inu and rubbed his head.
" Woof woof woof!" "I am Thor, the Thunder God!"
"Alright! I'll take it that you agree!"
" Woof woof woof!!" Thor wagged his tail crazily, and even the propeller was at a disadvantage.
However, in the next moment, the cute Shiba Inu bared its fangs and roared at the window.
Seeing that he could no longer hide, the person by the window immediately jumped out.
It was a man with two sabers on his back and a tight red and black suit covering his entire body.
"This appearance is good!" Su Chen looked at the person in front of him and couldn't help but tremble. He thought of a terrible name.
Deadpool!
One of the three big mouth cannons of the Marvel world, with the ability to break the dialogue of the dimensional wall.
"Yo, young mage, long time no see!”
Deadpool pulled out the two blades on his back and started talking to himself.
"No, we haven't seen each other before! Start again!"
"Wow! What did I just see? An archmage and a superhero! What hero? Mage Warrior? Warrior Man? Or the Light Cannon Warrior?"
“...”Su Chen.
"God bless you, you're finally back. I've been squatting here for four to five days. My big penis has been blocked several times. If it wasn't for the fact that I just blocked it, I would have definitely spat it on your face today.”
"If you didn't come back soon, I would have to give this pile of rotten meat to my girlfriend.”
Su Chen didn't say anything, but her face was extremely dark. She also covered Icarus's eyes. Children shouldn't see such a scene.
" No wonder the X-Men wanted to sew this guy's mouth shut. This mouth-"
"This is a f * cking strategic weapon!!!”
"Taunt level max!"
However, what Su Chen did not understand was why this guy had come to find him.
He should not have had any contact with him or even the X-Men!
"Little baby, come quickly and be doted on by me so that I can exchange you for the bounty! Go and change my girlfriend into a beautiful pair for tonight!”
Deadpool appeared in front of Su Chen at a speed that was almost impossible for a human to achieve with his two blades.
"Teleportation Belt?"
However, no matter how fast it was, there were still " dogs " who could react. Thor easily blocked it.
"Buddy, where did you buy this dog? I'll buy one when I'm free!”Deadpool said after jumping.
"I am Thor, the Thunder God! Woof!"
"You are Thunder God? So Asgardians were all dogs!”Deadpool complained.
The Asgardians felt as if they had been offended.
"Thor, electrocute him!"
As soon as Su Chen finished speaking, Thor hammered the ground.
A bolt of lightning spread. It hit Deadpool directly.
The powerful electric current directly paralyzed the Death Servant. Even his feet were electrocuted into ashes.
"Hey, brother, I don't need electrotherapy. Why do you want to paralyze me? Let me tell you, there's no way. I've seen many pretty boys like you.”
“*******”
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Deadpool: " Don't tell anyone else. Didn't you see me scold you yesterday? I feel sorry for you!"
“...”Su Chen!
"I'd better kill him directly!"
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Therefore, Su Chen used eighteen kinds of torture.
In the end, Deadpool was still alive!
"As expected of someone cursed by Thanos! Not only is your foul mouth max, but your recovery speed is also max!”
Brother, can you help me put one on? Although a gentleman is calm and a villain hides his penis, I'm really not interested in you!
... Su Chen!
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