The phrase " range hood " wasn't written in the script at all. It was Sun Yue's burden.
This casual remark made the audience laugh for half a minute.
As expected of Sun Yue, the descendant of a famous crosstalk artist.
This casual sentence was too f * cking strong.
Sun Yue was amused by the scene.
She looked at Jiang Tian with a smile, wanting to see if he could handle this burden.
Jiang Tian was no ordinary person.
After holding back his laughter for a while, Jiang Tian pointed at Sun Yue and said,""What kind of child are you? You actually want your father to come in through the hood.
This time, if the range hood was turned on, would it be flushed away?”
"Hahahaha!"
The audience laughed again.
But this burden was not over yet. Sun Yue continued to ask with a smile,""Who's going to turn on the hood at night?”
Jiang Tian laughed and continued,""What if your dad popped his head out of the hood and sucked it away when he wanted to cook at night?”
As he spoke, Jiang Tian's body trembled, as if his soul had been sucked away.
"Pfft!"
"Hahahahaha!"
In this short period of time, the theater exploded with laughter again.
In this boiling atmosphere, Sun Yue chuckled and said,""You're really something. This soul can come in anywhere.”
After the fun, Sun Yue wanted to continue, but Jiang Tian didn't answer him at all. He narrowed his eyes and recalled the scene just now, muttering,"
"Oil ~ Smoke ~ Machine ~"
"Puff!"
This time, the audience's emotions were ignited again, and their laughter once again exploded throughout the entire theater.
For example, if the partner didn't take over, it could be considered a performance accident.
However, the effect was good, so there was nothing to say.
Jiang Tian came back to his senses and patted Sun Yue with a wronged expression." Teacher Sun, now that you mention it, I feel that it's very unpleasant for me to come in through the crack in the door!”
Sun Yue chuckled." Yes, we don't have a chimney. Maybe we should change it to Santa Claus!"”
Sun Yue imitated Jiang Tian and waved her arm, stunned.
Jiang Tian laughed." Why are you climbing up? Did you get it from the toilet?"”
"Puff!"
"F * ck, hahahaha, even the toilet is fine?”
"Don't, don't, don't. Don't say anymore. I can't breathe.”
The laughter in the theater did not stop. The audience held their stomachs and laughed until they were about to suffocate.
Of course, as the main leads, the two of them could not continue to laugh foolishly on stage. This crosstalk had to continue.
Sun Yue held back her laughter and waved her hand.""No, we live in a one-story house. We don't have a toilet!”
Jiang Tian turned his head and asked Sun Yue,""Then tell me, where did your father come from?
Door crack, range hood or toilet?”
"It's a crack in the door," Sun Yue quickly said.”
"Just a crack in the door?" You're not changing it?"
Sun Yue waved her hand." I won't change it. The gap in the door is fine."”
Jiang Tian said," Alright then. Your father came in through the crack in the door and entered the house."”
Sun Yue: " Yes, go in quickly. Stop tormenting our old man."”
"Hahahaha!"
"Strong!"
"Both of you are strong!"
"This burden, you caught it well!"
Clang clang!
The atmosphere in the small theater had reached its peak. Cheers and laughter rose and fell.
At the same time, thunderous applause erupted!
Many old fans were amazed.
This baggage was received so loudly!
She was simply played by these two people!
Jiang Tian and Sun Yue smiled at each other and saw the admiration in each other's eyes.
Sun Yue looked at Jiang Tian happily." How about it? Do some crosstalk?"”
"Cola!"
As the main character on the stage and the center of attention, Jiang Tian felt extremely comfortable.
This feeling was exhilarating!
When Sun Yue turned to look at Jiang Tian, she also noticed Old Guo sitting behind the curtain at the junction between the left side of the stage and the backstage.
At this moment, he also noticed that he had been so engrossed in the fun that he had forgotten the time of the performance.
Hence, he used his eyes to ask Old Guo if he should speed up and finish this paragraph.
On the other side, Old Guo, who was behind the curtain, narrowed his eyes and smiled.
At this moment, he was also overjoyed.
In the beginning, Old Guo thought that this crosstalk was just a good gimmick and that it was a ghost to attract attention.
Then, she realized that this idea was really novel. Jiang Tian's work was really good.
He had been talking for more than ten minutes. He should have thrown away most of the baggage, right?
He didn't expect that there would be a huge burden behind this?
Moreover, this bag was explosive enough to make everyone laugh crazily.
The effect was too good.
The originally freezing atmosphere in the venue was instantly replaced by thunderous applause.
While they were laughing happily in the arena, Old Guo nodded repeatedly at the two of them.
Jiang Tian's power was indeed beyond his imagination.
Seeing that Sun Yue was looking at him, Old Guo waved his hand, indicating that Sun Yue was not in the way and continued.
Looking at Old Guo's expression, Sun Yue knew.
He was starting to love talents!
Sun Yue immediately calmed down.
Isn't this the time to recruit people?
He calmed down and looked at Jiang Tian again, thinking,"
This child had a chance!
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