Sun Yue looked at Jiang Tian with a warm smile.
The way she looked at him was the same as looking at her martial nephew.
Seeing Sun Yue's expression, Jiang Tian chuckled and said,"
"Teacher Sun, your father has entered the house.”
Sun Yue wiped her sweat." I'm in, I'm in. Stop messing around."”
Jiang Tian also regained his composure and said," Ah, the old man came in."”
"My dad's life isn't easy."”
Jiang Tian said,[I started to pull you after I came in.]”
"Pushing me?"
" Yeah," Jiang Tian explained." You were sleeping on the bed. I had to wake you up!"
However, your father pulled for a long time, but you didn't wake up.”
"Why?" asked Sun Yue, puzzled.”
Jiang Tian clapped his hands and came to a realization." Your father realized that he's a soul!”
"Then just call me!" Sun Yue said.”
"Shout!"
Jiang Tian clapped his hands, took a deep breath, and said in a hoarse voice,""Hey, grandson, get up!"
"What kind of seniority is this?!" Sun Yue complained.”
Jiang Tian said,"I woke you up and saw your father."”
At this moment, Jiang Tian looked at Sun Yue and asked,""Let me ask you, are you afraid now?”
Sun Yue tilted her head and thought for a while before answering,""According to human nature, I should be afraid.”
"How can you be afraid?" Jiang Tian said unhappily. That's your biological father!"
Sun Yue wiped her sweat." So if this is my godfather, I should be afraid?" Alright, alright, alright. I'm not afraid."
The audience laughed again.
Jiang Tian said," Why are you so curious now? Why is your father back all of a sudden?"”
"It's strange."
Jiang Tian asked from Sun Yue and his son's perspective,""Daddy, how did you come back? Where did you come from?"
"Me, I came from…"
"Chimney!"
"Range hood!"
"The toilet!"
"Hahahahaha!"
Before he could finish, the audience burst into laughter.
When the two people on the stage heard this bag, they also chuckled.
Jiang Tian gestured and continued," Me? I…Anyway, I found a few places."
I was just about to use the range hood, but I was afraid that you would push the button and flush me away!”
"Hahahaha!"
Everyone, including Jiang Tian and Sun Yue, burst into laughter again.
This burden had completely brainwashed everyone.
Jiang Tian adjusted his expression and continued to speak from Old Master Sun's perspective,""Anyway, it was quite bumpy, so I came in through the door.”
"Alright, alright."
Jiang Tian changed his angle and said with a puzzled look,""Father, why are you looking for me?”
Sun Yue: " Maybe I'm sleeping like a log. Why is my dad looking for me?"”
Jiang Tian said," Child, burn more paper for me next time!"”
Sun Yue blinked." No, I burned quite a lot too."”
Jiang Tian replied,"No, it's too expensive to buy things inside!"”
"Yo, high prices?"
"Isn't that so!" Jiang Tian said.
"How high?"
"A bowl of ramen, 1.5 billion!" Jiang Tian said unhappily.”
Sun Yue's eyes widened." 1.5 billion?”
"Yes, 1.5 billion."
Adding an egg, it's still 300 million!"
"Whoa, that's 1.8 billion!"”
Jiang Tian gestured." Also, our shared funeral car is worth 200 million yuan!”
"Hahahahaha!"
When the audience heard the words 'shared funeral car', they laughed again.
Sun Yue grabbed Jiang Tian's arm." No, wait a minute. Isn't that a shared bicycle?”
" It's over there," Jiang Tian said seriously." It's a shared funeral car."”
Sun Yue nodded." Oh…That's what the devil said, right?”
"Yes, yes, yes."
The audience laughed again when they heard the word 'dead'.
Jiang Tian pretended to be Old Master Sun and said,""That's not all. To drive this shared funeral car, you have to pay a deposit of 10 billion first.
Even now, the 10 billion deposit had not been returned!”
As he spoke, Jiang Tian's right hand knocked on his left palm, his face full of injustice.
"Hahahaha!"
"Are you mocking the little yellow car? My deposit hasn't been returned either!”
"Me neither!"
This time, the audience's emotions were once again ignited. Amidst the laughter, there were cheers.
Sun Yue wiped her sweat." This is indeed quite expensive. Alright, I'll burn more next time. Is there anything else my father needs?”
"Yes, of course!" Jiang Tian replied.
Weren't we talking about scanning the code just now? I get angry when I talk about scanning the code.”
"What's there to be angry about?" Sun Yue asked.”
Jiang Tian said," Child, when you burn joss paper next time, burn a new phone for me too, okay?"”
Sun Yue frowned." Yo, you still want a phone?”
Jiang Tian nodded." That's right. It's best if you burn the latest one for me, one that can be unlocked with fingerprints."”
Sun Yue waved her hand." No, no, no. The new phones these days are all used to scan people's faces.”
Unexpectedly, Jiang Tian shook his head and refused,""No, I can't use that!"
Can't use it?
The audience stopped laughing and looked at Jiang Tian with anticipation and doubt.
They waited for Jiang Tian to give them an answer.
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