"Oh, you can't use the face sweeping tool?" Sun Yue asked. Why?"
Jiang Tian was already immersed in the role of Old Master Sun and continued,""Back then, wasn't your Uncle Liu and I…
Aiyo, where's Old Liu?"
Jiang Tian waved at the air on the other side." Old Liu, come in quickly!”
"Old Liu is here too?" Sun Yue exclaimed.!
Good heavens, why was he everywhere? He's really inseparable!"
At the mention of Old Liu, the image of a tsundere old man suddenly appeared in the minds of the audience below the stage, and they burst into laughter.
Jiang Tian said," Of course Old Liu is here. He wanted to use the range hood just now, but I stopped him. He's squeezing at the door now."”
The words " range hood " were like a bomb. Every time it was mentioned, it would trigger the audience's laughter.
The two people on the stage also chuckled. Jiang Tian continued,"
"At this time, Old Liu also squeezed in.
Back then, weren't Uncle Liu and I struck by lightning?
His face was chopped into pieces, so…"
"Oh, two shameless old men."”
"Annoying!"
Jiang Tian patted Sun Yue and continued,""When we were struck by lightning, our faces were smashed, so we couldn't unlock our faces, so you had to burn a fingerprint unlocked phone for me.”
"Promise Daddy, okay?"
As he said this, Jiang Tian looked at Sun Yue with a bitter expression, which made the audience laugh.
"Hahahaha!"
"Good!"
"Good!"
Sun Yue hadn't even opened her mouth when the audience below the stage actually agreed.
Jiang Tian and Sun Yue looked at each other in confusion.
They had never expected that there would actually be an audience to respond?
Sun Yue covered her face." I'm so bored. How can you agree to anything?"”
Jiang Tian looked at Sun Yue.”
Sun Yue nodded." Alright, alright, alright. I promise. I'll burn a phone for you later."”
"At this moment, Old Liu is tapping on the wall."”
"Still knocking?" What did he say?"
"Old Liu said he wants it too and asked you to burn a pink one for him."”
"Whoa, this old girl."”
"Puchi!"
Hearing the words " old girl ", the audience spat again.
Jiang Tian turned to Sun Yue.”
"Yo, what's the point?"”
"When you burn your phone, burn a charger, earphones, or something, okay?"”
Sun Yue gestured on her face and said,""Your face is already like that. Why do you still need headphones?”
Jiang Tian looked at Sun Yue with a face full of doubt and solemnity.
The audience looked at him. What was with this expression?
After a short while, Jiang Tian spoke.
"I don't want it!
You're not allowed to have it!"
The moment these words were said, it was powerful and resounding!
Everyone knew that Jiang Tian was talking about the new iPhone 12.
Just giving a cell phone without a charger and headphones to reduce costs and increase profits, wasn't that ridiculous?
Jiang Tian's joke resonated with the audience.
The entire stadium was in an uproar!
"Hahahaha, good!"
"Good job!"
"Well said!"
"Pa, pa, pa, pa!"
Clapping, clapping, clapping!
Sun Yue clicked her tongue and nodded.""Alright, I promise you. I'll burn this configuration for you too. Do you have any other requests?”
Jiang Tian said,"Burn the hard disk or disc of this movie."”
"Oh…watch the game."
Jiang Tian said," Yes, yes, yes. Can you burn some of that lousy movie for us?"”
"A bad movie?" Sun Yue was puzzled.
Jiang Tian nodded solemnly.”
Sun Yue patted Jiang Tian's arm." Wait a minute. Who's going to watch a lousy movie?”
Jiang Tian,[Only a ghost would look at it!]
Hahahahaha!
The audience laughed and nodded.
These words really made sense!
"Heh, I've really found a market!"
By the way, how are you living there? Where are you staying? Tell me about it.”
Jiang Tian replied," Ah, we live quite well there. We live in the Thunderclap Community."”
"Lightning Strike…"
Sun Yue's face was full of surprise as she spoke. She raised her voice and asked,""No, Lightning Strike District? Why do you live there?"
" Yes," Jiang Tian explained." How did we get there? We live in some neighborhood."”
"Oh, what kind of death and what kind of neighborhood?"”
" Yes, yes, yes." Jiang counted his fingers and said," There are countless residential areas over there, such as the Lightning Strike District, the Heart Attack District, the Car Accident District, the Bungee Jumping and Broken Rope District…"
"Whoa, bungee jumping with a broken rope?"”
Jiang Tian nodded." Yes, these are all good districts. There are also bad districts!"”
"These are all good districts?" Sun Yue asked in surprise. Then what is the bad neighborhood?"
" Like what?" Jiang Tian asked." Swindling district, women trafficking district, corruption district."”
"Aiyo, are these all bad people?"”
Jiang Tian: " Yes, this group of people live in a particularly bad place. Their neighborhood has no water, no electricity, no property management, and no one to burn paper for them. There's nothing.
Therefore, their lives over there…were worse than death.”
When the audience heard this phrase, they were all overjoyed.
Didn't they say that it was better to die than to live? What the hell was this?
Speaking of which, it was really better to die than to use it on ghosts. This word was really quite appropriate!
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