Yu Xi had been friends with Old Guo for decades and knew his personality.
Therefore, although Yu Xi was full of curiosity, seeing that Old Guo was keeping him in suspense, he did not ask much. He just sat casually beside Old Guo and looked at the stage together.
……
At this moment, Old Master Sun's father and Old Liu boarded the shared hearse.
Sun Yue waved her hand to stop Jiang Tian and said,""Alright, where are you two going?”
"Old Liu and I are going to the YLD building," Jiang Tian said.”
Sun Yue: What building?"
“Y——L——D。”
"What do you mean?"
Seeing that Sun Yue was still confused, Jiang Tian explained,""YLD, Yan Luo Dian building!"
"That's great. Yan Luo Dian sounds quite high and mighty now."”
Jiang Tian continued to make gestures." After entering the YLD building, there is a Life and Death Book office.
Once we put in the coin, we went in."
Sun Yue was shocked.”
Jiang Tian's lips curled up.”
"Then how much lifespan do I have left?"”
Jiang Tian pursed his lips and thought for a while before saying,""You died…in the spring of 2021!”
"Hohohohahahaha!"
With this explanation, the audience burst into laughter again.
Sun Yue frowned and felt that something was wrong.
"It's now…the end of 2020, the spring of 2021…"
Sun Yue widened her eyes and exclaimed,""Damn, I'm going to die next spring?”
" It's written above," Jiang Tian continued." You'll be going to the bungee jumping community in the future." Don't go bungee jumping, you hear me?”
Sun Yue quickly waved her hand." Don't worry. I won't go. I won't go even if you give me money!"”
Jiang Tian said," Try to squat next to the lightning rod and try to come to our neighborhood."”
"Do I have to be struck by lightning?"”
Jiang Tian looked at Sun Yue with sincerity.""Promise Daddy."
"Go, go, go. Don't look at me!" Sun Yue pushed Jiang Tian with a face full of disgust.
This series of actions naturally made the audience burst into laughter.
"Teacher Sun asked again." Jiang Tian said.
He said,"Dad, Dad, have you checked Jiang Tian's Life and Death Book?"”
Sun Yue slammed the table, her face full of realization." Oh, right! We have to investigate Jiang Tian!"
Jiang Tian pretended to be Old Master Sun and said kindly,""I really did see Jiang Tian's Life and Death Book.”
"How was it?"
"He died in 2098.”
Sun Yue's smiling lips drooped as she looked at Jiang Tian in a daze.
"Yo, you have to live to a hundred?”
"Then how did Jiang Tian die?"
Jiang Tian laughed.”
Sun Yue patted Jiang Tian's arm." I don't understand how he died.”
"I'm not too sure about the specifics." Jiang Tian touched his chin and said,"I think Old Liu knows about this."”
"What did Old Liu say?"”
Jiang Tian chuckled.”
His tone and demeanor, coupled with Jiang Tian's smile, instantly made the audience below the stage react.
"Eek!"
"Phew!"
The crowd instantly booed and jeered.
It seemed that most of the male audience members understood!
Sun Yue's lips drooped, and her face was full of resentment.
"I fell to my death, and you died of pleasure.”
"What the hell!"
Jiang Tian chuckled and continued to ask from Sun Yue's perspective,""Hey, Dad, what's the process of reincarnating?”
"Yeah, how do we reincarnate?" Sun Yue chimed in.”
Jiang Tianyi turned around and answered from a different angle,""After we go to the inner area, we will report first and then drink a bowl of Meng Po soup.”
"Yes, there's Meng Po soup."
"Yeah, I have to forget about the past."”
Sun Yue suddenly reacted and patted Jiang Tian.""No, why haven't you forgotten?”
Jiang Tian shrugged." I didn't drink it!”
Sun Yue looked confused." No, isn't this stuff compulsory?”
"You can drink it now, or you can choose not to."”
"You have a choice?" Sun Yue was shocked.”
Jiang Tian nodded." Yes, some people can drink it if they want to forget."”
"Oh…I feel quite free now."”
Jiang Tian looked at Sun Yue mysteriously.""You don't have to say that selling Granny Meng's soup is very profitable now.”
"Yo, why is Meng Po still earning money?"”
Jiang Tian said,"You don't know. I'm always earning money!"
They had organized a promotion, and the second bowl was half price!”
Sun Yue scratched her head and looked at Jiang Tian.""Wait a minute. Isn't this a lie?”
"Yeah, who would remember the first bowl after drinking it?"”
"You're using this to earn money?"
Jiang Tian was furious." That's right. Some people drink there 24 hours a day!"”
"This Meng Po is too wicked!" Sun Yue covered her face.”
Below the stage, the audience was already laughing so hard that they couldn't straighten their backs.
So there was such a trick to selling Granny Meng's soup?
From the looks of it, Meng Po was really a marketing genius!
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