As he spoke, Jiang Tian walked into the table and spoke loudly.
"My injuries are the worst in the late cold days, and I am haggard and unpitiful.
Invite wine to destroy the intestines three cups drunk, looking for fragrance startled dream five dawn cold.
The phoenix with a bald head has tears in her eyes, and I have no chance to spend the tea.
The lonely heart and the moon in the small building are as hard as a hook."
"Pa-!"
As he spoke, Jiang Tian picked up Cpt and threw it on the table.
"It's also difficult to round it up!"
This part was Old Guo's poem, Unbearable Pity. Jiang Tian, who had top-notch basic skills, spoke it with great precision and vigor!
"Good!"
Clang clang.
The audience applauded and cheered. Even the three elders standing beside him were full of admiration and nodded repeatedly.
A fixed-scene poem was a straightforward introduction before a one-liner crosstalk. It was usually used to focus the audience's attention and briefly introduce the content to be said next.
With this, the three people beside him confirmed that Jiang Tian really had the ability to do stand-up comedy. What he said in the office just now was not empty talk.
At the same time, they were also curious about Jiang Tian's motive for saying the poem.
Could it be that he was going to do a stand-up comedy?
At the same time, the audience below the stage finished clapping and looked at Jiang Tian on the stage with wide eyes, waiting for his next move.
Who knew.
After Jiang Tian finished reciting the poem, he took a step back and bowed slightly.
"Thank you, everyone. My work is done!”
This time, everyone present was stunned.
Even Old Guo and the others were stunned on the spot.
You've already whetted my appetite, and you're saying that you're done?
You can't play like this!
Of course, the audience below the stage did not agree. They all jeered,"Phew!"
"Jiang Tian, do another one!"
"If you keep doing this, we'll have to refund our tickets!”
Under normal circumstances, the audience of Deyun Club would tease the actors on stage when they shouted for a refund. It had gradually formed a traditional way of interaction. For this kind of situation, the actors of Deyun Club also had special countermeasures.
Old Guo chuckled and said into the microphone,
"Refund?
You must be thinking too much.
Our service principle is no refund!”
The moment the 'traditional virtues' of De Yun Society were mentioned, the entire audience burst into laughter again.
Then, the audience shouted,"It's fine if you don't refund the ticket. Let Jiang Tian do it again!"”
Old Guo smiled at Jiang Tian." How about it, kid? Another one?"”
Jiang Tian clicked his tongue." It's not impossible to have another one, but…"
Old Guo was puzzled." Why?"
"I have to pay more!" Jiang Tian opened his palm.
"Hahahahaha!"
The audience went crazy with joy and shouted,"Old Guo, give him more money!"
Old Guo looked at Jiang Tian and said,""Didn't I promise to give you a raise just now? Why do you want more money?”
Jiang Tian's face turned red." This is another price."”
"Pfft!"
"Phew!"
These words, which were full of deep meaning, caused boos from the audience.
The smile on Old Guo's face was filled with helplessness." Good fellow, there are twelve subjects in crosstalk, and you've mastered the subject of asking for money!
Alright, alright, I'll give you more money!"
Hahahaha!
The audience burst into laughter as they listened to the two of them teasing each other on stage. They then looked at Jiang Tian.
When Old Guo said that, Jiang Tian's head fell into deep thought. Then, he said with a serious expression,
"It's not enough to just add money. You have to treat me to a meal!”
Old Guo raised his eyebrows and understood Jiang Tian's intentions. He immediately said,"Alright, what do you want to eat, child?”
Jiang Tian smiled and said to the audience,"
"You're treating me…"
"Steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose..."
The audience's eyes lit up.
This was a classic crosstalk, announcing the name of the dish!
Initially, they were still wondering why Jiang Tian would ask Old Guo to treat him to a meal.
So it was to connect this!
On the stage, Jiang Tian had a confident look on his face as he said loudly,"
"Braised three fresh vegetables, white mushrooms, steamed pork, pigeon eggs…"
"There are also red meatballs, white meatballs, fried meatballs…"
"Braised Scattered Pill, Fried White Chop Suis, Three Fresh Shark Fins, Chestnut Chicken, Fried Carp.”
At the end of his sentence, Jiang Tian raised his voice and said,""Dry-salted duck, chicken!"
"Good!"
The audience clapped and cheered at the same time!
The members of the Dragon Family behind him had their mouths agape as they listened to this. They could not help but praise him in their hearts.
Even Old Guo, Yu Xi, and Sun Yue nodded.
Jiang Tian's recital was full of energy and fluency. If it weren't for his years of hard work, he wouldn't be able to describe this feeling.
As long as he nurtured her well, she would definitely become a big shot in the future!
Amidst the cheers of the audience, there was no lack of people who continued to shout for Jiang Tian to do another one.
Old Guo stepped forward and patted Jiang Tian's shoulder. He said to the audience,""The child must be tired after saying these two sentences in a row. Let him rest and drink some water.”
"If he shouts badly, we won't be able to get him to work overtime on stage in the future.”
The audience chuckled and didn't force Jiang Tian.
If Jiang Tian shouted himself hoarse, it would be difficult for them to see him again in the next few days.
Old Guo's reason for saying these words was that he was worried about Jiang Tian's throat.
On the other hand, this was a special performance for the Dragon Division. It was not a good idea to let Jiang Tian perform alone and leave the members of the Dragon Division aside. He also wanted to give them space to perform.
After the water faucet and a few students who were better at martial arts showed it again, the show finally ended.
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