When the shouting gradually subsided, Jiang Tian smiled and said,"
"It's easy to understand the word 'debt'. It's nothing more than owing a debt and paying it back.
For example, they were not rich at the moment, but they wanted to spend money and buy things. Everyone had such a situation, right?”
Not all of the audience members were rich, and they all had the time to borrow money. As Jiang Tian said that, they nodded subconsciously.
" Take me for example," Jiang Tian continued." I borrowed money from a few of my friends when I was poor.
The money I borrowed felt good when I spent it, but after a few days, my friend came to me to repay the debt, and I wasn't willing.
It was easy to put the money in his pocket, but it was not fun to take it out again. I just want to go back on my word. I'll drag it out as long as I can.”
When he said this, many people who had the same experience smiled knowingly, as if their little thoughts had been exposed.
Jiang Tian pursed his lips." But my friends wouldn't agree. They're always following me around to ask for payment. I don't want to pay them. What should I do?"
Later on, I thought of a way to renege on the debt based on my friend's personality.”
"One of my friends is from Jin City. Everyone knows that the people of Jin City are very passionate.
When I borrowed money from him, it was simply too easy. I didn't even need to say a few words to borrow the money.
But I don't plan to return the money I borrowed. I just keep owing.
After that, my friend was unhappy and came to our house to ask for the money.
Everyone, Tianjin people are straightforward.
He came up to our house and banged on the door, cursing, Jiang Tian! Return the money! Otherwise, I'll beat your big head until it bleeds!”
Speaking of this, Jiang Tian made use of the skill of 'learning' in 'talking, joking, and singing' to speak in Tianjin dialect smoothly.
The audience burst into laughter again.
Jiang Tian raised his eyebrows and continued,""They came looking for me. I had no choice but to go out.
Once I get out, I'll act pitiful to my friend.”
Then, Jiang Tian put on an aggrieved expression and said,"
"Well, brother, I know I should pay back the money I owe you, but I've been living too miserably recently. A few days ago, my brother fell seriously ill and paid a deposit of 5,000 yuan to the hospital. I really don't have a single coin now. I haven't eaten for a few days.”
"I just said that. Guess what?”
What happened?
The audience looked at Jiang Tian curiously, waiting for him to tell them the rest of the story.
After saying that, Jiang Tian's aggrieved expression disappeared and was replaced with a sly look.
"My friend's expression changed immediately. He looked apologetic and kept apologizing to me.
Bro, I'm really sorry. I didn't even know that something like this happened at home.
I still have 2,000 yuan here. Take it and spend it first. If it's not enough, ask me for it!”
Hearing this, the audience burst into laughter.
"Hahaha!"
"Pfft, is this still a debt? Why didn't you get the money back and you're still paying two thousand?”
"Jiang Tian, you're so bad!"
"Phew!"
The audience cheered and cheered, and the theater was filled with a happy atmosphere.
"Demanding Debts" was actually an old program. It was one of the stand-up comics of crosstalk master Liu Baorui.
It was about how people from different regions had different styles of collecting debts.
For example, some people were passionate and forthright, while others were more greedy for small gains. In the end, the protagonist used their personalities to renege on their debts.
Through Jiang Tian's god-like voice, he fully learned the Yin and Yang voice of Mr. Liu Baorui. Sometimes he raised it and sometimes lowered it, bringing the audience into the story.
Then, Jiang Tian began to describe the different styles of the different regions and the methods to deal with them.
In the end, Jiang Tian bowed to the audience.
……
In the office.
Jiang Tian's performance directly made Old Guo, Gao Feng, and Luan Yunping's hearts tremble.
As professional crosstalk actors, they had naturally heard of Mr. Liu Baorui's performance.
When Old Guo was young, he had once said something.
However, with the passage of time and the changes in the people's preferences, this crosstalk gradually disappeared from the public's view, resulting in most of the young people nowadays not hearing this classic crosstalk.
The students from Deyun Club had also tried to perform this crosstalk, but they gave up before they could go on stage.
On the one hand, Mr. Liu Baorui's era was relatively long ago, and this crosstalk was not very suitable for the tastes of young people today.
On the other hand, they couldn't imitate Mr. Liu Baorui's feelings, so they could only give up.
They did not expect Jiang Tian to perform this classic performance in front of everyone today.
Moreover, he spoke so vividly that even his voice was very similar to Liu Baorui's.
Not only that, but Jiang Tian also adapted the show to be closer to the living conditions of modern people, so that young people in modern society could also put themselves into the story.
Jiang Tian was a genius!
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