After Old Guo spoke, the opening sound effects sounded, and the couple began to perform with stiff smiles.
"We're a married couple who've been married for ten years," said Li Hongye.”
"Speaking of which, the audience must be very curious to know how a female doctor like me can perform crosstalk."”
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The audience was filled with question marks.
What was this woman saying?
Isn't this turn of events a little too sudden?
Why didn't he say anything?
Also, we don't want to know how you do crosstalk!
"Do the audience also want to know how I married a female doctor?" Li Hongye asked.”
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The contestants in the waiting room were stunned.
Why didn't you ask her?
You two are really a family!
Also, can the two of you not bring along a doctor in a sentence?
Was he that cocky?
" Do you still remember?" Li Hongye said expressionlessly." We used to sit on the bench by the lake at night."”
Zheng Yu lowered her head as if she was nodding.
Then, he pointed at the floor and said,"Ah, the moon reflected in the lake is so romantic!”
Li Hongye turned his head." As I said just now, the scene has reappeared.”
Zheng Yu lowered her head again." Ah, the shadow of the moon reflected by the lake's mirror is so romantic.”
Seeing this scene, the audience's mouths twitched.
"What…are they talking about?"
"I don't know either!"
"By the way, doesn't this woman use punctuations when speaking?”
"This awkward conversation is giving me goosebumps.”
Meanwhile, the couple's mouths were bulging and their faces were distorted, as if they were amused by their own baggage.
Jiang Tian was a little stunned when he saw their performance.
The level of awkward conversation between these two people was even better than in his previous life!
This was f * cking forcing!
Suddenly, Li Hongye said," Dayu, you know that I like to write crosstalk, so I got a PhD. Let's get married!"”
"I also want to get a PhD," said Zheng Yu.”
"Alright then," Li Hongye said,"ten years from now, we'll perform crosstalk together. We'll definitely be famous then."”
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Hearing this, the audience was completely dumbfounded.
"What the f * ck is this?"
"What are you two talking about?"
At this moment, something strange happened.
Zheng Yu opened her mouth and spat." Look at crosstalk now. They either tell old jokes every day or copy jokes. If this continues, what future can crosstalk have?”
Li Hongye raised his arm and pointed at Zheng Yu.""The scene replays."
"Your idea just now was so romantic. I agree." Zheng Yu said again.”
At this moment, the two of them finished their performance and bowed.
The audience was so shocked that their jaws dropped.
Was it over just like that?
Oh my god, what are you two doing?
In just a few minutes, we almost vomited!
Old Guo was also slightly stunned." The performance is over?”
"It's done."
As they spoke, the doctor and his wife took off their coats, revealing the t-shirt inside. There was an inexplicable formula marked on it.
Li Hongye pointed at the formula and said,""Before we create crosstalk, we will first simulate how the audience laughs.
Then, according to the formula above, the crosstalk would be produced.”
"This is our formula crosstalk. We have already used the formula to create more than 500 crosstalk segments.”
"Teacher Guo, our formal crosstalk should be able to advance, right?”
As they spoke, the couple looked at Old Guo with smiles on their faces, as if they had already advanced.
Old Guo frowned slightly and said,"Crosstalk focuses on how each person is different, and not on a product that is like an assembly line.
Therefore, I don't agree with your theory. You can't advance.”
The husband and wife looked at each other, and Li Hongye asked angrily,""What we are producing is a high-level, technologically advanced crosstalk.
You've been doing crosstalk for so many years, and I thought you could understand our point of view and praise our new crosstalk.
I didn't expect you to have such bad taste. I really regret it now. If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have chosen you to be our mentor!”
"It's not too late for you to leave now!" Old Guo smiled faintly.”
Hearing this, the doctor and his wife were so angry that their faces turned red.
In their hearts, the formal crosstalk that they created was unparalleled in the world.
Therefore, even though the couple looked down on Deyun Club, they still chose Old Guo as their mentor because of this stubbornness in their hearts.
In their opinion, as a crosstalk actor, Old Guo couldn't possibly reject this scientific idea.
He did not expect that the two of them would actually be eliminated by Old Guo.
Li Hongye pointed at Old Guo and said harshly,""Alright, you won't let us pass, right?
If you don't let us pass today, we'll be the ones sitting in your position tomorrow!”
Then, amidst the boos of the audience, the doctor and his wife left.
Looking at the situation in the arena, the other players were so angry that they gritted their teeth.
These two people, not only did they have no electricity in their hearts, but they were also too uncultured, right?
If they weren't recording a program, they would definitely teach these two a lesson!
Facing this situation, Jiang Tian smiled and patted Shui Longtou's shoulder.""Let's go, it's our turn!"
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