The audience chuckled for a while, and Jiang Tian and Shui Longtou entered the main topic.
Jiang Tian chuckled." Jokes aside, this partner of mine may be handsome, but he's kind and likes small animals.”
"Yes, I like to raise some small animals."”
Jiang Tian replied,"A person who loves small animals means that he has a heart."”
"Really?"
Jiang Tian looked at the tap and said seriously,"
"Usually, when Faucet sees those stray animals on the streets, she will bring them back and give them a home.”
Water Faucet nodded." Yes, I just can't bear to see small animals wandering outside. It's too pitiful."”
Jiang Tian counted with his fingers." Last time, there was a stray dog on the street. You picked it up, right?”
"Yes, that dog is now in my house."”
" I saw a stray cat on the street last time," Jiang Tian continued." You picked it up and adopted it, didn't you?"”
"Yeah, she's in my room too."
" I saw that on the street last time," Jiang Tian said." Geji Geji, did you bring it back with you?"”
When he said this, Jiang Tian could use the word " geji geji " very firmly.
"Yeah, I…"
Just as the tap was about to agree, it suddenly reacted and rejected with a red face,"No, not this one!"
"Pfft!"
"Phew!"
"Did you expose something?"
"I couldn't tell that this senior brother of the Dragon Family was so bold and unrestrained.”
"Why are you looking for that thing? Isn't it good to be my girlfriend?”
The audience laughed and booed.
Jiang Tian chuckled." What are you thinking about? I'm talking about the time we passed by the market and bought an old hen to make soup.
Tell me, is there such a thing?"
Water Faucet looked enlightened." Oh…this? There is indeed such a thing."
Jiang Tian smiled evilly." What do you think?”
" Hey," the water faucet waved his hand in embarrassment." I thought you were talking about the deji."”
"Phew!"
The audience booed again.
The two people on the stage clearly meant this, but they still refused to admit it.
Jiang Tian continued,"
"The last time I went to their house, I was happy as soon as I entered.”
"What's wrong?" Water Faucet asked curiously.”
Jiang Tian gestured." As soon as I entered the door, I saw the tap playing with the cats and dogs.”
Water Faucet waved the sleeve of his coat." The term 'inviting cats and playing with dogs' doesn't sound good. In the old Hillford's words, it means flirting with women.”
" Don't you have a stray cat and a stray dog?" Jiang Tian explained." You're playing with them."”
"That's called playing with cats and dogs," Water Faucet said.”
Jiang Tian waved his hand." It doesn't matter what that word is. Anyway, when the kittens and puppies stand together, he will go over and hit the cat. He wants the cat to misunderstand that it was a dog that hit him and make them fight.”
"How bored am I?" the tap yelled.”
Hahahaha…
The contestants and the audience laughed softly.
"Hahaha, to be honest, I usually do this to my cat and dog.”
"This joke segment has a strong sense of immersion. It reminds me of my memories.”
"Then the water tap slapped the cat's butt," Jiang Tian said.
Pa!"
As he spoke, Jiang Tian raised his arm and waved at the air.
"When the cat turned around, the water tap was amused and explained to the cat, It was a dog!"
The water faucet was speechless." Why would I say that? I'm just being stupid!"”
Puff!
Jiang Tian's actions and tone were extremely vivid, causing the audience to laugh again.
……
In the next two minutes, Jiang Tian and Shui Longtou surrounded the small animals again, making the audience laugh and clap.
After the crosstalk ended, the two of them bowed and waited for Old Guo to judge them.
Looking at the two young men in front of him, Old Guo slowly said,
"Jiang Tian, why do I feel that your performance this time seems to have regressed compared to the previous ones?”
Old Guo was right. Jiang Tian's story wasn't explosive. It was the kind of humorous story.
"Maybe they weren't prepared enough.”
Jiang Tian smiled faintly and gave this answer.
In fact, Jiang Tian could have come up with a better joke, but he didn't want to do so for the time being.
According to his memories, the next match would be a 1v1.
The contestants who had successfully advanced had to vote for the other contestants.
The first place team of Old Guo's team would fight against the first place team of Zhang Guoli's team, the second place team would fight against the second place team, and so on.
Under normal circumstances, Meng He Tang's group should be able to get first place.
It would be quite awkward if he met him at this time. He might as well perform a little worse, but he could still control it within the acceptable range of Old Guo.
Sure enough, Old Guo pondered for a while and continued,"Although the baggage is a little old, the rhythm and interaction are not bad.”
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