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013. A perfect curtain call, can I not act in this scene?!!

At this moment, while Su Yunchen was busy digging, the senior and junior brothers backstage were all excited about the show.

However, they were more worried.

One had to know that this crosstalk segment of " Stripping Ma Gua " could be said to be a tradition among traditions.

Similarly, it was precisely because this part was a tradition among traditions that no one would change the content that came after.

If he really wanted to change it, he would have to give the questions some creativity and say something new.

After all, this thing was fixed and had been played for more than a hundred years.

It had already formed a fixed format.

People were often like this. Once they stuck to the rules, it was difficult to break the rules.

Therefore, for more than 100 years, the crosstalk of "Stripping Ma Gua" had been performed by countless people.

Even though there had been many classics like " Stripping Ma Gua," they had only made an issue of it before it came to life.

For example, Deyun Tomb King Zhang Helun.

His " Stripping Off My Mandarin Gown " could be said to be a relatively perfect episode among the audience because his entire live time was about one and a half hours.

However, no one found the one and a half hours boring. Instead, they found it lively and interesting.

Furthermore, in terms of teamwork, it was Zhang Helun's unique style, which formed a new faction.

At the same time, Zhang Helun's performance was also very good. That was why some netizens said that Zhang Helun's version of 'Pulling Off Ma Gua' was the peak of the peak.

However, even if he was at the peak of the peak, he didn't make any changes to the later parts. What he added in were more actions and dirty jokes.

However, Brother Master's crosstalk was different. It was completely innovative.

Not only did the opening of the entrance make people laugh like thunder, but there was also no awkwardness in the connection between these jokes.

It gave people the feeling that everything was going smoothly.

Similarly, these jokes came one after another, making the audience who had already let go unable to stop laughing.

However, although they were worried about the live hack, they were only worried that Brother Master would not be on stage for a long time and that his baggage would not be loud enough.

But now, it was different. This was digging!

If he really couldn't perform this burden well, then the previous stage of 'Stripping Off Ma Gua' would have been a complete waste.

Crashing cheats and showing cheats were tests of basic skills and the ability to control crosstalk.

But digging was different.

It was all due to luck. If there was a flaw in the carving, it would be like water that had reached 90 degrees and was about to boil suddenly entering ice.

Furthermore, there was an endless stream of ice cubes.

The water that was already hot had reached freezing point because of this flaw.

Then, no matter how perfect the previous performance was, it was all for nothing!

Therefore, the fellow disciples who were originally still squeaking and laughing also restrained their minds.

Although it was funny to them, they had to hold it in because they were already prepared. If Brother Master said something wrong, it would cause the entire place to turn cold.

They had to go up and save the situation. Otherwise, tonight's "Stripping Off Ma Gua" would definitely be ruined!!

At this moment, all the seniors and juniors backstage were prepared.

Even if they had to give it their all, they had to make up for this stage accident.

Otherwise, they would be too ashamed to face the guidance that Master had given them.

At this moment, on the stage.

Hearing Su Yunchen's words, Yu Qian also picked up a white cloth to wipe the sweat off his forehead.

In the eyes of the audience, this was Grandpa Yu putting on an act.

However, Old Guo, who had been standing beside Grandpa Yu, could see that Grandpa Yu was really sweating.

He was really nervous right now!

However, even though he was nervous, Grandpa Yu knew that he couldn't have stage fright. After thinking for a while, he said again,"I have a big white horse, did you know?”

Hearing Yu Qian's question, Su Yunchen smiled and said,""Sir, I know! Didn't your big white horse fall into a teacup and drown?”

"You big white horse, change to a big brother, and then the big brother drowned.”

As soon as he finished speaking, Yu Qian was also a little skeptical. He said again,"I have a motorcycle, did you know?”

Su Yunchen replied,""The one that destroyed Xiali?"

"What Xiali? You still haven't forgotten about this?”Hearing Su Yunchen's words, Yu Qian's temper flared up and he immediately praised her.

"Don't you only have a motorcycle? If it wasn't the one who crushed Xiali, then which one was it?”

At this moment, Su Yunchen naturally knew that he was almost done with his work. It was time for him to finish it.

Whether or not this crosstalk could be achieved would depend on whether or not Uncle Yu's question could be effective.

Su Yunchen trusted Uncle Yu very much. Otherwise, he would not have been able to dig him up so cleanly.

Because he knew that this time, the cleaner he was, the more open-minded Grandpa Yu would be. The more nonsense he said in the last paragraph, the better the effect!!

At the same time, Grandpa Yu didn't know if it was because he had given up or because he was strong enough, but he felt that this part could end.

Without any hints, it was really covered in clouds and fog!!

"Do you know that my family has a zoo? Let me tell you, not only does my family have a zoo in Yanjing, but they also have one on Mars!”

"Oh right, not only on Mars, but there are also people I know on the Moon. Yue Yunpeng, Dalin, and the others are all there.”

"Not only that, I once caught a big grasshopper the size of the North Exhibition Plaza!”

"Have you heard of this part? This…is it true?"

Now that Teacher Yu had entered a state of madness, he had no scruples and directly laid his cards on the table.

When Teacher Yu spoke, the audience members became more enthusiastic.

Some of the audience even whistled to liven things up!

"Good heavens, Grandpa Yu's performance was really good. He's in such a crazy state. It's a pity if he doesn't act!!”

"To be honest, although this part is fake, I'm willing to call you the eternal god. This time, you've really become a god!!”

At this moment, when Su Yunchen heard Grandpa Yu's nonsense, she slowly took off her mandarin jacket.

At this moment, Tao 'er finally let out a long sigh after hearing Grandpa Yu's words.

This scene of " Stripping Off My Mandarin Gown " had finally ended. If he had known that this scene would be staged, he would have gone to the countryside to pay his respects!

F * ck, even if it's farming, it's still good!!

At this point, the legendary "Stripping Off the Mandarin Gown" ended perfectly!

At this moment, the senior and junior brothers backstage also sighed after seeing this perfect curtain call.

Now, they knew that the crosstalk had finally ended.

They didn't need to save the situation.

However, just as these senior and junior brothers were sighing, Little Yueyue, who was about to go on stage, was also extremely unwilling.

Although there was an old saying in the crosstalk industry rules.

I'll catch fire, but not mud.

But damn it, the old man didn't say anything about how to take the bomb.!

This was the first time Yue Yunpeng felt like he was scalding his hands with the lingering warmth of " Stripping Ma Gua ".

If he could live again, he only had one thought.

Can I f * cking not act in this scene?!!

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[PS: This crosstalk segment is selected from Kong San Ye's godlike work,'Pulling Off the Mandarin Guard'!]

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