You Call This a Loli?
At the same time.
At an Internet cafe.
Looking at the notification of being killed…
The four young men were dumbfounded.
Because they couldn't figure out how they could be killed in a four-on-one fight?
This…
This was too ridiculous!
"Is this guy cheating?”
One of them, a young man with a crew cut, said angrily. Perhaps he was too angry, he even deliberately threw the mouse. The mouse was not enough to throw, so he wanted to throw other things. At this moment, the manager cast a puzzled look at him, and he did not dare to continue smashing the keyboard.
Next to him, his good friend, the curly-haired young man, said,"I don't know if it's a hack, but it should be a woman. Because I think I heard her shouting just now.”
Another yellow-haired young man agreed,"I heard it too."
"This woman kept screaming.”
"It made me pull out my gun slower.”
Without a woman in his heart, he pulled out his " gun ". Unfortunately, he was interrupted.
The fourth place was also a young man with pierced ears and an ancient non-mainstream hairstyle. He pondered for a while and said,"You only judged that she was a woman, but from the sound she made just now, I think she should be a loli.”
The other three were speechless.
You can tell that she's a loli just by listening to her voice?
Aren't you talking nonsense?
Bro Flattop's saliva flew everywhere as he said emotionally,"
"F * ck!"
"Lolita?"
"You call this a loli?"
"Lolita has such fierce marksmanship?”
He would never believe that the person who single-handedly wiped out their entire team was a loli!
After all, how could there be such a powerful loli? Weren't lolis all very cute creatures? Why was he so fierce? It didn't make sense.
"Boss."
"Times have changed."
"Lolita nowadays are all very fierce!”
The man with the pierced ears sighed.
The young man with the crew cut frowned and said,""It's not up to you. We'll record the replay and post it online. Let the 'experts' on the internet analyze it.”
"Alright then." The man with the pierced ears did not object.
That's why.
They uploaded the video of their deaths to all the major platforms and edited a paragraph of text that sounded very old-fashioned:
We are the F4 of PUBG's biker gang. I am the big brother with a crew cut and my name is Zhang San. I and my second brother Huang Mao, famous Li Si; The third brother, Curly Hair, was named Wang Wu, and the fourth brother, Ear Hole, was named Zhao Liu.
The four of us will play a game of desert map together. Originally, it was not easy for us to gather four motorcycles to form a team and ride in the PUBG world. I, my 2nd brother, 3rd brother, and 4th brother are like brothers. We have sworn an oath in front of Guan Yu that we will share honor and disgrace, and live and die together.
Moreover, we had planned to eat chicken dinner tonight, but we didn't expect to encounter an existence that was suspected to be a cheat and eliminate all of us. My 2nd brother, 3rd brother, 4th brother, they all said that they heard a woman's cry. My 4th brother even seriously suspected that the woman who destroyed us was actually a loli.
But I don't believe it. How can there be such a loli in the world? I've compiled the video of the incident, hoping that there will be some big shots who can surpass our PUBG F4 to give us four brothers some guidance. Oh right, I forgot to mention that the lowest tier in our PUBG F4 is platinum, so ants below platinum should not speak.
Originally, the four of them did not have much influence.
However, the articles they wrote were too rustic.
When it reached the extreme, it was a trend.
It still attracted many people to come and watch.
"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. Are you guys here to be funny?”
"Zhang San, Li Si, Wang Wu, Zhao Liu? I'm really convinced. Is that really your name?”
"This article is filled with the dialect of my hometown. Instead, it reminds me of my fellow villagers in my village when I was young. I miss them a little. (crying)"
"Indeed, at first glance, it feels quite intimate.”
"Wait, didn't you guys notice what they said? Anything below platinum is nothing! Tsk tsk, isn't this too arrogant!"
"Of course. Otherwise, why would they dare to call themselves the PUBG F4? (funny face)"
"But I'm even more curious. Was it Lolita who killed them? Or a cheater?"
“ 1”
Everyone clicked on the video they posted and studied it carefully.
In the beginning, they also felt that the person who killed the F4 had ridiculous marksmanship!
And accurate!
And fast!
And fierce!
It was really like a cheat!
Moreover, some of his high-precision maneuvers were something that even professional PUBG players would find difficult to achieve.
Just as the storm was beginning to point to the fact that he was definitely a cheater.
Everyone was about to report this to the Blue Hole officials.
Suddenly.
Someone recognized the killer's ID
——nvdljz！
Wasn't this standard pronunciation of Jiang Ze, the crossdresser?
For a moment, it stirred up a thousand waves again.
"F * ck, this person is actually my idol, Almighty Jiang!”
"Hehe, God Jiang is dead. This person is at most Kato Ze or Longze Lola! (funny face)"
"That's right. Douyu, that new cross-dressing big shot, used to be good at gaming, but he's changed his style.”
"Oh my god, I was just watching his live broadcast in his live broadcast room.”
"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. So the four idiots who were killed just now were you guys. I didn't expect Jiang Ze to shoot all of you with just a submachine gun.”
The crew cut was speechless.
The blonde was speechless.
Curly Hair was speechless.
"…"
The corners of their mouths twitched when they saw the netizens mocking them.
However, they were still very surprised that they could really find the person who killed them.
Of course, they couldn't believe that the person who killed them was actually a crossdresser.
He planned to go and take a look.
Soon, they arrived at Jiang Ze's livestream.
How did they find it?
Du Niang, of course.
Now, as long as she searched for Jiang Ze, there would be a few related terms: Crossdressing boss, stockings and beautiful legs, crossdresser, psychopath... and so on. F4 looked at them with a face full of shame.
When F4 came in, they saw a handsome man's face on the screen.
"It's not a woman!"
" It's really a man?!"
"Then why did he make a woman's voice just now?”
"And it sounds so much like a loli?”
They were still a little suspicious. Could they have come to the wrong live broadcast room?
It was also at this moment.
Jiang Ze suddenly said,"
"She's just a little gangster. She keeps shooting. She's the strongest.”
"He's just a loser. He always looks like he's about to cry. Ta, ta, ta, ta ~"
This was the voice package of the berserk Lolita Jinx from League of Legends. Jiang Ze almost copied it. This voice was playful with a hint of cunningness, and there was a hint of evil charm mixed in with cunningness. It simply gave the four F4 players goosebumps after hearing it.
Damn it!
Was there a mistake?
He was really a cross-dressing boss and a voice changer!
He vomited…
However, ten minutes later.
The four of them volunteered to get Jiang Ze's fan badge.
There was no other reason.
He just wanted to do it.
They leaned back in their chairs and watched Jiang Ze's livestream happily. Every time Jiang Ze made a woman's sound, their rough faces would reveal a kind smile.
It was worth it!
It was really worth it!
Fragrant!
It was really fragrant!
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