Hubby, Mua~
The night was as dark as ink.
The lights were dim.
……
At night.
When his little sister arrived, Jiang Ze was about to start broadcasting.
"There's a gift for you on the table.”
he said lightly.
Then, he clicked on the livestream.
Dauntless Little Sister ran over excitedly and saw a 20 - 30 inch long box on the table. After opening the box, she saw the latest silver alien laptop on the surface of the planet.
Instantly, she jumped up excitedly.
It was as if he had received the happiest gift in the world!
"Hubby ~"
"I love you ~"
" I love your gift!"
He shouted loudly as he ran over.
She didn't care if he was streaming or not. In front of all the fans, she gave Jiang Ze's face a big bite.
She kissed Jiang Ze's face until it was covered in her saliva.
Fans: "??????"
"F * ck!"
"Live streaming dog killing again? Do you still want us single dogs to live?”
"My eyes are red with envy! The old woman actually kissed Jiang Ze!"
"Is this an accident? Wasn't it normal for two people to kiss each other?”
"Sigh, I also want to find a partner to kiss me every day…"
"Kill Almighty Jiang! Snatching an old woman!"
"Kill, kill, kill, kill…I can't tolerate this!"
"Damn it! If it really doesn't work, I can snatch Almighty Jiang over and let him pretend to be a woman and kiss me every day!”
“？？？？？？”
The silly girl's sudden appearance on camera and her actions of mugging Jiang Ze naturally aroused the " anger " of many bachelors in the livestream. They kept muttering and clamoring to kill Jiang Ze and snatch the old woman.
"Let's be careful. I'm afraid they'll go crazy." Jiang Ze said.”
The " they " naturally referred to the single fans.
"Okay ~ Hubby, I'll listen to you.”The little girl nodded obediently.
"Look at you, why did you spit so much saliva on my face?”Jiang Ze smiled bitterly and pointed at the spot where his sister had kissed him. It was wet.
"Hubby, I'll help you wipe it."
Daomei eagerly took out a tissue and wiped the saliva off Jiang Ze's face.
Little did they know that this scene…
In the eyes of the fans.
Not only was it very insulting, but the damage was also extremely high!
Why…
We've been single for so long?
But there's no such goddess to take care of us?
Heavens…you're unfair!
"Alright, hubby, it's dry. I'll go out first."
The little girl said sweetly and was about to leave.
"Wait a minute."
Jiang Ze suddenly called out to her and asked in confusion,"Why are you suddenly calling me hubby? Didn't you always call me Brother Jiang Ze before? Is it because I bought you a computer?”
"Hehe, that's part of the reason. However, this was only a matter of time. I'll change my words in advance to get used to it.”
Daomei blushed and went to study her new computer.
Jiang Ze couldn't help but reveal a look of enjoyment. It was great to have such a beauty.
“？？？？？？”
"F * ck! Are you still reminiscing?"
"Can you not be like this?"
When the fans saw him like this, they couldn't help but say,
"Almighty Jiang, that's enough. Give us single dogs a way out. Don't force us.”
"That's right. You've almost forgotten your identity. You're a crossdresser. Crossdressing is what you should do.”
"Almighty Jiang, be a human. Don't kill dogs.”
Jiang Ze came back to his senses and looked at the bullet screen. He smiled awkwardly." I'm sorry, brothers. The scene just now made you feel uncomfortable. Next, as compensation, I'll dance for you.”
"We want to watch pole dancing!"
"What pole dancing? The chair dance! The chair dance is the best!"
"Belly dancing is the best!"
"I suggest square dancing!"
“？？？，Upstairs, are you crazy? What square dance?"
"Damn it! If you want to see square dancing, go to the square and watch the aunties dance!”
"That's right! Almighty Jiang only dances sensual dances!"
……
"Don't be anxious. Let me think about what dance to dance.”Jiang Ze said calmly.
At this moment, he had already opened the system's lottery interface.
He didn't know when the Flirtatious Points in his body had risen to more than 800,000. It was enough for him to draw many prizes.
In the past few times, his dancing skills had been drawn for the Bronze Award, so this time, he continued to draw the Bronze Award.
The Bronze Award wasn't as complicated as the Platinum Award. To be precise…it was very perfunctory. There wasn't even a box.
He immediately used his skill.
Therefore, Jiang Ze didn't have to worry about being seen by his fans.
The bronze prize of 10,000 yuan was too cheap, so Jiang Ze shot three rounds first.
"Ding…"
Three system notifications sounded in his mind. He had obtained: Qipao dance, ballet dance, and fan dance.
Jiang Ze was speechless.
It seemed that these three looked better in female clothes.
Jiang Ze didn't continue with the draw. He stopped and waited for the next platinum prize.
He closed the system interface.
The fans did not know what had happened the entire time.
Jiang Ze said,"
"Let's have a Ballet dance."
“？？？？？？”
Ballet?!"
"F * ck!"
" Almighty Jiang, you know how to dance?!"
"This is not something that other dances can compare to! The difficulty was not any lower than pole dancing! Have you practiced it before?"
"My relative has a child who's learning ballet. He's been practicing until his feet are broken.”
"Indeed, it's not easy for a girl to learn ballet! Of course, it was even more difficult for boys who studied ballet!”
Jiang Ze replied calmly,
"Yes!"
"Brothers, don't worry!"
"When there's a chance in the future, I'll put on a dancer's outfit and dance for you guys again!”
"But today, I'll pass."
After saying that.
Jiang Ze seemed to have transformed into an elegant white swan. He stood on his tiptoes and propped up his entire body. Then, he began to dance elegantly on the ground…
On the other side.
Dai Xiaomei had already finished adjusting the computer.
They started broadcasting on the new computer Jiang Ze bought.
Alien laptop, powerful performance, no pressure when streaming.
The silly little girl was planning what game to play.
At this moment, a large group of people suddenly flooded into her live broadcast room.
He sent a strange bullet screen saying,
"Old woman, hurry up and take a look. Your man is dancing the ballet!”
"Yes! Ballet! It's simply too showy!"
"Hahaha, Almighty Jiang's long legs are spinning around like a top!”
"What a pity. If I could wear white stockings, it would be even more perfect!”
The corners of the little girl's mouth twitched.
Me?
Did this guy come back to life?
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