Later, because of my good performance, I was named as a "Party Activistic". Of course, I also had the idea of becoming a sergeant. Just as I was practicing the horizontal bar giant swing, an unfortunate thing happened. My hands and legs were injured, so I couldn't take the assessment. After that, I couldn't participate in training or help out in the kitchen as an injured soldier, so I watched them show off in front of me every day, especially when they were in the same year.
I remember that many people sang "Drunk Alone" and the singer was MC, God bless the roc. In May 2017, MC Tianyou and Dapeng sang " Drunk Alone " as the promotional song for the movie " Father and Son Soldiers." At this point, the popular ruckus that had been going on for more than half a year had finally entered the house and become one of the melodies of this era. MC Tianyou also used this song to become an Internet celebrity.
For this performance, the melody and rhythm were not the main point. The main point was the lyrics. Words like " reality of life "," men are tired "," cars and houses ", and " king of the land " would frequently appear in the songs.
These lyrics sang the thoughts of many men: Men are Tired, singing about the pressure of love and marriage for men at the bottom; The king's land roared with the desire of the grassroots to live. And " I'm drunk by myself " expressed their loneliness and depression. If they were to add the annual dance, Society Rock, then it would not just be one person who would be drunk. The onlookers would also be stunned.
Over time, the people also mastered the omnipotent method of calling the microphone: Remember the four words " I, he, this, that ", and then insert them into each line of the lyrics. Pay attention to the rhyme. For example, in broad daylight I lean against the mountains, and the Yellow River flows into the sea. I want to see a thousand miles and go up to that floor.
The singer of " Cool " was Zhang Bichen and Yang Zongwei. They claimed that they did not have the cultivation of three lifetimes and could not understand this song. At that time, someone said that the ending song was as poisonous as the drama.
Although " Three Lives Three Lives Ten Miles Peach Blossom " was criticized by Central TV for plagiarism, this kind of IP work was popular these days. The lyricist of the theme song " Cool " probably wanted to show the profoundness of the Chinese language. The lyrics that he wrote were basically words that he knew, but when combined together, it was confusing. Not understanding the lyrics had nothing to do with literary attainments. It depended on whether one's imagination could understand the " beauty " of the song. Taking apart a good sentence, flipping it around, and adding a large number of inexplicable images, it suddenly opened up the distance between it and the general reader. This was probably the "ancient style" that the lyricist understood. No wonder the original singer, Zhang Bichen, did not dare to sing " Cool " on " I Am a Singer." She probably did not know what the song was about.
Li Yugang was the singer of " Just Encounter You ", but the other party said," You are poisonous…Please sing this song to your first love.
Li Yugang, who had become famous all over the country with the song " The Drunken New Concubine," released a drool song," Just happened to meet you," at the end of 2016. The lyrics," Because I just happened to meet you," immediately became popular in 2017. It was called the annual magic song.
It was necessary to mention the composer of this song, Gao Jin. His representative work was " My Good Brother." Yes, it was the song that the boys would order before the end of the KTV. This time, Gao Jin once again successfully created a divine song. " If we meet again, I think I'll remember you." The lyrics of the chicken soup song successfully evoked the thoughts of the netizens. On Netease Cloud Music," Just Encounter You " received 300,000 comments, and there were a lot of sensational stories. On Bilibili, this song also had tens of thousands of bullet comments. The screen was filled with confessions to lovers.
Fortunately, they did not sing this song when they met their first love. Otherwise, the other party might say," You're poisonous."
'I'll Take You on a Journey' would do anything just to rhyme! She sighed," Do you know how to write lyrics?”
When he clicked on the song, a strong aura of the two-yuan store immediately hit him. However, the swing rhythm still made people want to swing along with it.
These people who wrote lyrics would do anything to rhyme:
I want to take you to romantic Turkey and then go to Tokyo and Paris together. Actually, I especially like Miami and Los Angeles with black people.
There was obviously a problem with the planning of this travel route. First, they went to Turkey, then to Tokyo, and finally to Paris. Wasn't it tiring to go around in such a big circle?
Actually, this song could also be written like this. Let's see the version of Zhihu @ Xiangyu:
I want to take you to the romantic Urumchi and then go to Shangqiu and Baoji together. Actually, I especially like Jiamusi and Shihezi with green.
......
" A toast to the morning sun, a toast to the moonlight, a toast to my hometown, a toast to the distance, a toast to tomorrow, a toast to the past, a toast to freedom, and a toast to death.”
He downed eight glasses of wine in one go. Whether the song was good or not was another matter, but the singer, Mao Buyi, should have a good tolerance for alcohol. In an era where everyone was saying " talent shows are dead ", it was not easy for a singer-songwriter to break out of the tight encirclement. As for the title of " Young Li Zongsheng " given to Mao Buyi by the program team, it was a matter of opinion. Anyway, Li Zongsheng would not drink one cup after another, even more so than during the Qingming Festival.
In addition to a large number of comparisons in the lyrics, there were also a lot of empty words, such as " awaken "," yearn "," gentleness "," kindness "," growth "," soul "," place "," tomorrow "," past "," believe "," freedom "," forgiveness "," ordinary "," confused "," sober "," absurd "...
Doesn't it look familiar? Doesn't it look like the Qzone in the past? I'm looking forward to growing up and believing in freedom and tomorrow, but my lost soul has nowhere to rest..."
I suddenly realized, hey, isn't this what Teacher Wang Feng left behind?
It was a Southeast Asian flavor song, Curry Curry.
The lyrics,"Thailand, Singapore, India, Myanmar/Curry, Bak Kut Teh, Vietnam's 9-storey pagoda" were undoubtedly the most brainwashing lines in "Curry Curry". As he listened, he realized that Southeast Asia's curry coconut was also right in front of his eyes. Of course, this was the BGM of Andy and Xiao Bao at the beginning of "Ode to Joy 2". The joyful music, coupled with Andy's facial paralysis and Xiao Bao's evil smile, made the whole scene seem like an attempt at acting cute.
Aside from the TV series, this song had a simple rhythm, fresh style, and catchy lyrics. It had the innate conditions to become an online divine song. Even a tone-deaf friend could confidently hum it. All of a sudden, the live streamers had another Southeast Asian song on their song list.
Those who want to sing this song on the live streaming platform and karaoke APP, please remember the key points of this song: She had to sing in Mandarin that wasn't too standard in order to give off a cute feeling. It would be even better if there was a bit of Hong Kong and Taiwan accent.
I think you must have heard the lyrics of the Spring Festival Self-Help Guide from your family and relatives.
Every time they returned home during the Spring Festival, the young people of China were forced to accept the overload of love and electromagnetic waves from their aunts. Whether it was openly or secretly, they liked to worry about you. At this time, the Spring Festival Self-Help Guide was born. It specialized in treating the stubborn illnesses of the Spring Festival, such as parents forcing marriage, relatives arguing, and other people's children.
The Shanghai Rainbow Chamber Choir was in the golden classical concert hall. The conductor waved his baton passionately, the singers sang loudly, and the band played neatly and professionally. The content of the performance was to tease the embarrassment of being forced by parents and relatives during the New Year. It could be said that it was a serious "nonsense" but it hit the sore point of urban youth.
Average income, unable to afford a house, not in a relationship, not wanting to have children... If you had these problems, then you would have a big headache during the New Year.
There were also songs such as 'I'm So Lonely Without You Accompanying Me' and so on. Of course, the most important songs were the songs sung by Leng Liang and the MC army, such as 'Dream Back to the Great Tang' and 'Fury Blade Slaying the Snow-Winged Condor' and 'Thunderclap' and 'I'm Drunk Alone' and 'Half a Pack of Smokes'.
Later, I heard a song that I was wondering if I should retire now:
Soldier's Choice
The lyrics were written by the original singer of the song, Jiuyue Shen: Shen Jiuyue Composed: Hu Han Arranged: Hu Han
I've always dedicated my youth to you
The military camp changed me
My mind has already flown outside
Just because home calls
Wandering alone at the edge of the army
I'm still walking in confusion
Living in this camp for many years
Only with comrades can I feel warm
How should I choose
To leave or to stay
If you leave, you can't turn back
Thinking of that day, I could only
Let us feel pain
In the end, I'm the only one left
At this crossroads
This olive green military uniform
Has been deeply imprinted in my
I can't bear to part with my comrades in my mind
I won't forget you
Forever my brother
I've always dedicated my youth to you
The military camp changed me
My mind has already flown outside
Just because home calls
Wandering alone at the edge of the army
I'm still walking in confusion
Living in this camp for many years
Only with comrades can I feel warm
How should I choose
To leave or to stay
If you leave, you can't turn back
Thinking of that day, I could only
Let us feel pain
In the end, I'm the only one left
At this crossroads
This olive green military uniform
Has been deeply imprinted in my
I can't bear to part with my comrades in my mind
I won't forget you
Forever my brother
In the end, I'm the only one left
At this crossroads
This olive green military uniform
Has been deeply imprinted in my
In my mind, I'll always
I won't forget you
These times are forever
have in mind
After listening to it again and again, I finally decided to retire. So I reported it to the squadron. After all, I worked with the officers in my first year, so it was inevitable that I would be discussed with them every day. I remember telling the truth at that time. The reason why I joined the army was not because I was patriotic, but because I could stay away from home. That was all. People are selfish, and I'm no exception. But if the squadron needs me back, I can still be summoned. I can fight, and I will win!
After returning to the dormitory, the instructor asked me to think about it. I remembered the incident when I first joined the army. I picked up my phone and played the song that I had heard the most in the three months I was in the recruit company:
The night before the army
Lyricist: Yan Su, composer: Yin Qing, singer: Tang Fei
The night before I joined the army, I was excited and nervous
Tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep, I got out of bed
Looking at the bright moon in front of the window, my heart is empty
Father quietly came to my side and held my shoulder
He told me this
Join the army, be a soldier, fight for the war
When you fight, you must win. Only when you win will you be glorious
Hard skills depend on hard work. The more you practice, the stronger you become
Don't be afraid of hardship and tiredness. The furnace produces good steel
You have to think carefully before joining the army
Electronic information, new equipment, culture, the most popular
In war, we must rely on fierce generals to close down Zhao, Ma and Huang
Why do you all admire Zhuge Liang for having something in his stomach?
My father's words gave me strength
The sound of exhortations is firmly remembered in my heart
Tomorrow morning, I'll put on my new military uniform in the morning glow
Let's fulfill the dream of a strong army. The Great Wall is thousands of miles long
......
After that, he listened to the songs sung by the troops one by one: " Song of Discipline "," Song of Revolutionary Morality "," Song of Civilization and Courtesy "," Song of One, Two, Three, Four "," Keep Going Forward "," Song of Patriotic Dedication "," Green Flowers in the Army "," A Song of Reunion "," Unity Is Strength "," I Am a Soldier "," Battle Song of a Strong Army ", and " When That Day Comes ". His mind kept replaying the things he had experienced in the troops. He had cried, laughed, made a fuss, quarreled, and gone crazy. But I still have a long way to go.
The night before I joined the army, I was excited and nervous
Tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep, I got out of bed
Looking at the bright moon in front of the window, my heart is empty
Father quietly came to my side and held my shoulder
He told me this
Join the army, be a soldier, fight for the war
When you fight, you must win. Only when you win will you be glorious
Hard skills depend on hard work. The more you practice, the stronger you become
Don't be afraid of hardship and tiredness. The furnace produces good steel
You have to think carefully before joining the army
Electronic information, new equipment, culture, the most popular
In war, we must rely on fierce generals to close down Zhao, Ma and Huang
Why do you all admire Zhuge Liang for having something in his stomach?
My father's words gave me strength
The sound of exhortations is firmly remembered in my heart
Tomorrow morning, I'll put on my new military uniform in the morning glow
Let's fulfill the dream of a strong army. The Great Wall is thousands of miles long
......
I've finally decided to retire from active service.
In the days that followed, we made an exception to clean up the squadron's environment during training. The leaders of the brigade also came down. I also took care of the two German Shepherds and the captain's puppy. The Kunming dog issued by the squadron was also handed over to others.
This kind of life lasted until August 28th. The night before, we had a meeting to tell everyone to stand guard for the last shift. We would be dismissed from work from four to six in the evening. We had a meeting to remove our military ranks and shift shifts. We took out our phones to take pictures of people and the scenery. We lay down on the tea mountain behind us and experienced the last devil training. We jogged through the 400-meter obstacle that we had been afraid of countless times and hugged the dog in the squadron. Unfortunately, the idiot German Shepherd I was in charge of did not give me any face at all. The old German Shepherd was used to seeing batches after batches of people leave the company, train, and retire over the past seven years. He still couldn't bear to part with us…
On August 30th, the squadron held the last meal for us veterans…During the meal, the squadron leader, instructor, vice-captain, platoon leader, squad leader, vice-captain... I don't know how many times I've shouted 'GO! GO! We didn't know how many times we responded: year---In the evening, we held a barbecue party early again, and the instructor sang the last song of "Soldier's Heart" for us.
In the end, we talked about the funny things that happened during training. We were punished for smoking while standing guard, and our eyes hurt from smoking. Some of them drew escape routes, some of them failed in training, and some of them said a blessing,""Wob * tchy, defend the border." They argued with each other like this, and no one escaped the disaster. In the end, they hugged and cried as they spoke. On the night of August 31st, the batch of goods that were transferred to the officer asked Old Ming to buy a big cake, barbecue, fruit, a big bottle of drinks, and Yuxi cigarettes without telling us. In the end, someone bought some sweets and came over to prank me, asking me what this was. At that time, I kept my mouth shut and asked the person beside me…I know this is Dai cuisine, so... Here, let me explain to you that the Dai people used banana leaves to wrap their papa.
There were many types of leaf papa, mainly banana leaf papa, paulownia leaf papa, palm leaf papa, and winter leaf papa.
Banana leaf cake: When banana leaves are mentioned, people will see clusters of banana trees by the ponds, fields, and corners of houses in the mountains. Banana was a banana from the southern tropical region. However, just like how " oranges grow in the north of the Huaihe River," it grew in Shimen and did not bear bananas due to geographical and climate reasons. It became a banana with green and ornamental value but no edible value. On a rainy day, the rain hitting the banana leaves was a poetic scene in the mountains. However, in the eyes of literati, banana leaves were very poetic, but in the eyes of farmers, they became the best packaging for homemade papa. For a person who traveled far in the mountains, as long as he saw a cluster of banana trees, he would feel a warmth in his heart. If there was a banana tree here, there must be a family. Perhaps some people would even think of banana leaf papa. Generally speaking, banana leaves were more than one meter long and two feet wide. They were green in spring, summer, and autumn. They were watery and filled with a faint fragrance. They were the best leaves to wrap papa. Even though it was winter, the yellowing banana leaves still emitted a strong banana fragrance. Shimen farmers made papa all year round. They soaked rice, corn, or Buckwheat for a few days, ground them into pulp, fermented them, and then placed a large bamboo plate in a large iron pot. The housewives placed the raw papa wrapped in banana leaves on the bamboo plate one by one, then covered it with a sharp pot lid and steamed it over a high fire until the fragrance of the banana leaf papa filled the house. Compared to the naked steamed cake, it naturally had the fragrance of banana leaves.
Tong Ye Ba: As the name implied, Tong Ye Ba was a Ba that was steamed after being wrapped in Tong Zi leaves. The paulownia leaves were the leaves of the oil paulownia tree. The leaves were tri-edged, a little like maple leaves, but several times larger than maple leaves. They could be used to wrap corn papa, wheat papa, and rice papa. Their fragrance was different from banana leaves, but they still did not lose the pure fragrance. They were loved by men, women, old and young.
Palm leaf papa: Palm leaf papa was a snack made by farmers with a kind of mountain bamboo leaves. The stem of this mountain bamboo was no more than one meter high, the stem was as thick as chopsticks, but the leaves were as big as palms. People called it palm leaf, and they liked to use it to wrap dumplings. Some people also used it to wrap other grain papa. Its taste was also good, not as good as banana leaf and tung leaf papa.
Winter leaves, that is, Shuu leaves. Erect herbaceous plant. Its leaves are like banana leaves and are used to wrap things. It is produced in Yunnan, Guangxi, Guangdong and other places. Jin Ji Han's "Southern Vegetation Form·Winter Leaves":"Winter leaves are ginger leaves. They are used for all kinds of things. The south is hot and things are easy to rot. Only winter leaves can be stored for a long time.
Therefore, his class monitor was not very happy. He went back to the dormitory to get a few bags of Shan Shan Dip Water…In the end, it was still Deputy He who took a few bags of Yunnan Taiji Bridge and died. He didn't forget to drag our logistics squad leader into the water. Do you remember the few bait blocks that you bought during the half-year assessment? It was not easy to cut them into pieces, but who knew who came up with a bad idea to fry them with oil…In the end, it turned into a ball. I know he's talking about me, but I've been eating this candy for five days…At this time, our logistics class monitor also came over and chatted with me. Do you still remember how you came to our class at that time?... Of course I remember. I was even taught a lesson by the captain and injured my foot. At that time, I even gave you many nicknames, such as Singrilla, Lala, Rila, Zinrui, and Gela. I quickly stopped them, or else these nicknames would be more and more of a trap. Forget it, let's not talk about it anymore. Everyone knows who made the mistake. So we used lychees to form a line of brothers to say goodbye, and on the cake, it said goodbye, good luck! Therefore, we collectively raised a large bottle of Sprite with one hand and ordered Yuxi with the other. We said with a Yunnan accent,"Drink Sprite, eat barbecue, smoke Yuxi. Goodbye, everyone!" The cake that was originally going to be delicious exploded in an instant ~ There was cake all over her body…
On the 31st, we handed in our preparations according to the requirements of the squadron. If we didn't have enough, we bought them with money. Then, we went to the conference room to write more than 30 contracts and signatures. Finally, we calculated the distance home. We also gave each of them a police trolley case. We called the post office to seal them one by one and send them home. We also went to eat with the prison leaders and each of them received a box of Pu 'er tea cakes, one cooked and one raw. We went to the sentry posts again, and every sentry post repeated the standard duty movements. We even offered our gifts to the sentry posts that we had been at for the past two years... However, there was one prisoner who was particularly dishonest. He pointed at us and scolded us. The fellow soldiers standing at the sentry post retorted angrily... We were so angry that we retorted…
On September 1st, the entire squadron woke up at four in the morning. The class leaders personally put on red flowers for us, and the captain distributed breakfast to us one by one.(Originally, we planned to distribute compressed dry rations, but we often made mistakes. We ate compressed dry rations and drank large bottles of coke every night, and in the end, we vomited…) After leaving the camp, the veterans saluted all the personnel! In the end, we hugged each other and boarded the car one by one. We took the car sent by the prison and left our unit, the Banna Second Squadron.
Chatting and taking photos in the car…I thought about what the leader said to me a few nights ago. I had performed well for the past two years! But why didn't I have any outstanding soldiers? It was because you moved your dormitory in the first year…In the second year, your temper isn't good. I still suggest that you take some time to work as a cleaner, security guard, or waiter. You might learn something different…
We gathered at the first squadron for a meeting. He also told us a lot of things from the past. I thought back to the shooting practice during the first year's year-end assessment. The bullets were so good that I didn't even want to look at them anymore. After the meeting, we changed into casual clothes. While changing, I apologized to my class monitor, Zhao Wei, for what I did in my first year. When I looked up, he was already gone. I didn't know if he heard me. I wanted to say goodbye to Clockwork and the others, but there wasn't enough time. We hurriedly got on the bus and went to Xishuangbanna Gasa International Airport. We flew to Kunming Changshui International Airport, ate buns, and boarded the plane. We transferred to Xi'an Xianyang International Airport. I took their retirement certificates and told the army leader where we were and where our next stop was. He had originally planned to take a walk around, but the nearby area was too... Hence, they ate the steamed bread and set off. Their final destination was Jinan Yaoqiang International Airport. My family drove to pick me up, and then I took a bus from Jinan to my home.
A long and short two-year military career had come to an end!
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