Why Can't The Fox Stand Up?
Gu Family Antique Shop.
"Then this old servant will return to the palace first.”
The coachman, Old Chen, said goodbye.
Every night, he had to return to the palace to report and come back in the morning.
Gu Hao carried the two jars of wine to the door of the antique shop.
Dong ~!
Dong ~!
Dong ~!
He knocked on the door.
Not long after, two knocks sounded from the door.
"It's me."
Gu Hao said.
The door opened.
Gail with a black veil. Bakaduo's pretty face entered Gu Hao's eyes.
Seeing the two jars of wine in Gu Hao's arms, Gail. Bagado quickly reached out to take it.
Gu Hao didn't stand on ceremony.
He directly entrusted two jars of wine to Gail. In Bagado's arms.
"I heard that this wine is not bad, so I specially bought it to try.”
Gu Hao said as he walked.
As soon as he entered the courtyard, he smelled the fragrance of food and could not help but raise his eyebrows.
Was he that considerate?
Knowing that I was going to force you to drink, you even prepared food in advance?
"You cooked?" Gu Hao turned around and looked at Gail. Bakado.
Gail. Bagado nodded.
"Not bad."
Gu Hao praised.
He wished that this mute girl wasn't a spy.
Not only was she pleasing to the eye, but she was also so gentle and considerate.
However, Gu Hao knew very well that he had to suppress Gail. It was more likely that Bagado was a spy.
After all, how could such a coincidence happen to him?
When he came to the inner room and saw the table full of food and a pot of wine in the middle of the food, Gu Hao suddenly had a strange feeling,'
This woman isn't trying to get me drunk, is she?'
Secretly raising his guard, Gu Hao knelt down at the dining table.
In this era, low-legged tables were the most popular. The tables and chairs of the later generation had already appeared, but they had yet to be truly popularized in the Great Tang.
Especially in the homes of civil officials, most of the meals were taken while kneeling.
Gu Hao's family was no exception.
"Come and sit. Let's eat together." Gu Hao looked at Gail, who was standing at the side and seemed ready to serve him at any time. Bagado ordered.
Gail. Bagado blinked and carefully knelt beside Gu Hao, facing the dining table.
Then, she reached out to remove the veil on her face.
Then, she took the initiative to pick up a pair of chopsticks for Gu Hao and handed it to him.
"He must have been trained."
Gu Hao took the chopsticks without batting an eyelid.
"Pour the wine."
Gu Hao instructed.
Gail. Bagado was very obedient.
"I'll pour you a cup too." Gu Hao asked again.
Gail. Bagado's eyes flashed and she obediently poured herself a cup.
"Have you drunk before?" Gu Hao asked.
Gail. Bagado shook her head.
Doomsday? Gu Hao raised his eyebrows and smiled."Have a drink and try it."”
Gail. Bagado nodded, then took a sip and slowly finished the wine in the glass.
"How does it taste?" Gu Hao asked.
Gail. Bagado frowned. She was about to make a gesture to explain when Gu Hao said,
"You can try. It doesn't matter if you can't make a sound. I can read lips."”
"Lip reading?" Gail. Bagado's heart skipped a beat.
"Let's try." Gu Hao stared at Gail. Bakado's red lips.
Gail. Bagado's lips moved slightly,"It's mellow and delicious. It's quite delicious."
"It's mellow and delicious. It's quite delicious…" Gu Hao said according to Gail. "It seems like we have another way to communicate. It's worth a drink."”
As he spoke, Gu Hao finished the wine in his cup.
"Pour yourself a glass of wine.”he ordered.
Gail. Bagado obeyed.
Gu Hao raised his wine cup and smiled leisurely."I might be promoted again tomorrow. Come and celebrate with me and have a few drinks together, okay?”
"Promotion? Could it be that he made a contribution again?" Gail. Bagado guessed in her heart. She nodded and raised her wine glass with Gu Hao.
"It's not fun to just drink. That person said you're the smartest person in Cheshi Kingdom, so let's guess a few brain teasers to liven things up.”Gu Hao smiled.
"Brain teaser? "Gail. Bagado looked confused.
What was that?
"I ask, you answer." Gu Hao said and directly asked, How many steps did it take to put a lion in a cage?”
Gail. Bagatou blinked. After thinking for a while, she shook her head and looked at Gu Hao curiously.
"Three steps! The first step was to open the cage, the second step was to put the lion in, and the third step was to close the cage.”Gu Hao said leisurely.
Gail. Bajiaduo was stunned.
Gu Hao pointed at her wine glass and said with a smile,""You didn't answer. Have a drink.”
Gail. Bagado lowered her head and silently finished the wine in her glass.
"It's your turn to set the questions?" Gu Hao stared at Gail. Bajiaduo's red lips unconsciously took a sip of wine.
Gail. Bagado frowned and thought for a moment. Her lips moved slightly. One plus two, three, four, all the way to a hundred.
Gu Hao couldn't help but laugh after he understood.
"Five thousand and fifty."
Gu Hao said.
Gail. Bagado paused.
After Gu Hao left home this morning, she was alone. When she was bored, she calculated the question twice. The answer was indeed 5,050.
"He must have calculated it in advance."
Gail. Bagado thought to herself.
"Ha ~!" Gu Hao smiled.
Gail. Bagado had no choice but to pour herself another cup.
He drank it all in one go.
"Drink a few more glasses and pretend to faint."
Gail. Bagado thought silently.
"What cloth reduction?" Gu Hao asked.
"A cloth that can't be cut?"
Gail. Bagado was stunned.
In an instant, he thought a little too much.
"Could it be that the Great Tang has a piece of cloth that can't be cut? If it was worn by soldiers, wouldn't it be more familiar than armor?”
Gail. Bagado's heart skipped a beat, and she shook her head with a blank expression.
"The waterfall can't be cut." Gu Hao said with a smile,"Here, you drink it."”
"Waterfall…"
Gail. Bagado's face twitched slightly.
He was somewhat speechless and helpless as he poured himself a cup of wine.
Seeing that Gu Hao was staring at him, Gail…Bagado shook her head and her red lips parted slightly. Master, you should set the questions. This servant can't think of any good questions in a hurry.
Gu Hao nodded with a smile after reading it and continued,"One is losing weight, the fat is sick, he is afraid of being visited, what are you saying?"”
Gail. Bagado frowned, feeling that her brain was not working properly.
After pondering for a while, he could only shake his head helplessly.
"Take care," said Gu Hao with a smile.”
Gail. Bakaduo looked at Gu Hao blankly.
Take care? Why couldn't he say it?
Gu Hao paused.
Was it hard to understand?
"He's a fat man who wants to lose weight. Why would he want others to say take care of him if he wants to lose weight?”Gu Hao explained patiently.
Gail
was speechless. Bagado silently poured herself a glass of wine.
He drank it all in one go.
As the princess of the Cheshi Kingdom, the Cheshi language was her first mother tongue.
As for the language of the Great Tang, she had previously thought that she was very proficient in it.
But now, he wasn't sure.
Fortunately, it didn't matter whether he understood or not. He just needed to drink.
"There's a fox that's very healthy," Gu Hao asked."But it just can't stand up. What's the reason?"”
Gail. Bagado shook her head blankly.
"Because it's cunning," Gu Hao said.”
Gail. After
that, Gu Hao humorously told her more than ten brain teasers, most of which were homophonic.
Gail. Bagado's face was rosy, and her eyes seemed to be blurred and dull.
Tonight, she had suffered a huge blow.
He actually didn't answer a single question.
She had been very confident in her intelligence and wisdom. She was proficient in many languages of the Western Regions and was familiar with the language and characters of the Great Tang. She even knew how to compose poems and evaluate articles.
However, when faced with Gu Hao's question, she was really like a wild boar that had crashed into a tree. She didn't know how to solve a brain teaser at all!
In the end, Gail. Bagado had completely forgotten about pretending to be drunk. She was very unwilling.
The more he drank, the more unwilling he became.
There was only one thought in his mind-
he had to answer a question.
"Come, it's your turn to drink again." Gu Hao was very considerate. Bagado poured a glass of wine.
Gail. Bagaduo downed the glass in one gulp. Her head felt heavy as she forced herself to open her eyes and look at Gu Hao.
"Come, it's your turn to drink again." Gu Hao repeated what he had just said.
Gail. Bagaduo didn't have much of a reaction, so she drank the wine Gu Hao poured for her.
Seeing this, Gu Hao revealed his pearly white teeth.
"I'm finally drunk."
"It was worth all my brain teasers.”
"The stock is almost gone."
Gu Hao snorted. "
I'll give you a simple question. You'll definitely be able to answer it," he said with a smile.”
Gail. Bajijiaduo looked at Gu Hao with blurred eyes.
"Come, read after me..." Gu Hao said,"Don't spit out the skin when you eat grapes."”
Gail. Bakaduo opened her red lips, wanting to say something.
"Read with me," Gu Hao said seductively."There won't be any difficult problems that can stump you in the future.”
"Don't spit out the grape skin when you eat grapes.”
Gu Hao's voice seemed to have a magical power.
Gale. Bagado opened her mouth and moved.
"Voice, read out, take this step, no problem will be difficult for you in the future."”Gu Hao whispered.
"Eat…grapes but not…grape skins…"
A slightly stuttering voice sounded.
Gail. Bagatuo lay on Gu Hao's shoulder.
He was completely drunk. Why Can't The Fox Stand Up?
Gu Family Antique Shop.
"Then this old servant will return to the palace first.”
The coachman, Old Chen, said goodbye.
Every night, he had to return to the palace to report and come back in the morning.
Gu Hao carried the two jars of wine to the door of the antique shop.
Dong ~!
Dong ~!
Dong ~!
He knocked on the door.
Not long after, two knocks sounded from the door.
"It's me."
Gu Hao said.
The door opened.
Gail with a black veil. Bakaduo's pretty face entered Gu Hao's eyes.
Seeing the two jars of wine in Gu Hao's arms, Gail. Bagado quickly reached out to take it.
Gu Hao didn't stand on ceremony.
He directly entrusted two jars of wine to Gail. In Bagado's arms.
"I heard that this wine is not bad, so I specially bought it to try.”
Gu Hao said as he walked.
As soon as he entered the courtyard, he smelled the fragrance of food and could not help but raise his eyebrows.
Was he that considerate?
Knowing that I was going to force you to drink, you even prepared food in advance?
"You cooked?" Gu Hao turned around and looked at Gail. Bakado.
Gail. Bagado nodded.
"Not bad."
Gu Hao praised.
He wished that this mute girl wasn't a spy.
Not only was she pleasing to the eye, but she was also so gentle and considerate.
However, Gu Hao knew very well that he had to suppress Gail. It was more likely that Bagado was a spy.
After all, how could such a coincidence happen to him?
When he came to the inner room and saw the table full of food and a pot of wine in the middle of the food, Gu Hao suddenly had a strange feeling,'
This woman isn't trying to get me drunk, is she?'
Secretly raising his guard, Gu Hao knelt down at the dining table.
In this era, low-legged tables were the most popular. The tables and chairs of the later generation had already appeared, but they had yet to be truly popularized in the Great Tang.
Especially in the homes of civil officials, most of the meals were taken while kneeling.
Gu Hao's family was no exception.
"Come and sit. Let's eat together." Gu Hao looked at Gail, who was standing at the side and seemed ready to serve him at any time. Bagado ordered.
Gail. Bagado blinked and carefully knelt beside Gu Hao, facing the dining table.
Then, she reached out to remove the veil on her face.
Then, she took the initiative to pick up a pair of chopsticks for Gu Hao and handed it to him.
"He must have been trained."
Gu Hao took the chopsticks without batting an eyelid.
"Pour the wine."
Gu Hao instructed.
Gail. Bagado was very obedient.
"I'll pour you a cup too." Gu Hao asked again.
Gail. Bagado's eyes flashed and she obediently poured herself a cup.
"Have you drunk before?" Gu Hao asked.
Gail. Bagado shook her head.
Doomsday? Gu Hao raised his eyebrows and smiled."Have a drink and try it."”
Gail. Bagado nodded, then took a sip and slowly finished the wine in the glass.
"How does it taste?" Gu Hao asked.
Gail. Bagado frowned. She was about to make a gesture to explain when Gu Hao said,
"You can try. It doesn't matter if you can't make a sound. I can read lips."”
"Lip reading?" Gail. Bagado's heart skipped a beat.
"Let's try." Gu Hao stared at Gail. Bakado's red lips.
Gail. Bagado's lips moved slightly,"It's mellow and delicious. It's quite delicious."
"It's mellow and delicious. It's quite delicious…" Gu Hao said according to Gail. "It seems like we have another way to communicate. It's worth a drink."”
As he spoke, Gu Hao finished the wine in his cup.
"Pour yourself a glass of wine.”he ordered.
Gail. Bagado obeyed.
Gu Hao raised his wine cup and smiled leisurely."I might be promoted again tomorrow. Come and celebrate with me and have a few drinks together, okay?”
"Promotion? Could it be that he made a contribution again?" Gail. Bagado guessed in her heart. She nodded and raised her wine glass with Gu Hao.
"It's not fun to just drink. That person said you're the smartest person in Cheshi Kingdom, so let's guess a few brain teasers to liven things up.”Gu Hao smiled.
"Brain teaser? "Gail. Bagado looked confused.
What was that?
"I ask, you answer." Gu Hao said and directly asked, How many steps did it take to put a lion in a cage?”
Gail. Bagatou blinked. After thinking for a while, she shook her head and looked at Gu Hao curiously.
"Three steps! The first step was to open the cage, the second step was to put the lion in, and the third step was to close the cage.”Gu Hao said leisurely.
Gail. Bajiaduo was stunned.
Gu Hao pointed at her wine glass and said with a smile,""You didn't answer. Have a drink.”
Gail. Bagado lowered her head and silently finished the wine in her glass.
"It's your turn to set the questions?" Gu Hao stared at Gail. Bajiaduo's red lips unconsciously took a sip of wine.
Gail. Bagado frowned and thought for a moment. Her lips moved slightly. One plus two, three, four, all the way to a hundred.
Gu Hao couldn't help but laugh after he understood.
"Five thousand and fifty."
Gu Hao said.
Gail. Bagado paused.
After Gu Hao left home this morning, she was alone. When she was bored, she calculated the question twice. The answer was indeed 5,050.
"He must have calculated it in advance."
Gail. Bagado thought to herself.
"Ha ~!" Gu Hao smiled.
Gail. Bagado had no choice but to pour herself another cup.
He drank it all in one go.
"Drink a few more glasses and pretend to faint."
Gail. Bagado thought silently.
"What cloth reduction?" Gu Hao asked.
"A cloth that can't be cut?"
Gail. Bagado was stunned.
In an instant, he thought a little too much.
"Could it be that the Great Tang has a piece of cloth that can't be cut? If it was worn by soldiers, wouldn't it be more familiar than armor?”
Gail. Bagado's heart skipped a beat, and she shook her head with a blank expression.
"The waterfall can't be cut." Gu Hao said with a smile,"Here, you drink it."”
"Waterfall…"
Gail. Bagado's face twitched slightly.
He was somewhat speechless and helpless as he poured himself a cup of wine.
Seeing that Gu Hao was staring at him, Gail…Bagado shook her head and her red lips parted slightly. Master, you should set the questions. This servant can't think of any good questions in a hurry.
Gu Hao nodded with a smile after reading it and continued,"One is losing weight, the fat is sick, he is afraid of being visited, what are you saying?"”
Gail. Bagado frowned, feeling that her brain was not working properly.
After pondering for a while, he could only shake his head helplessly.
"Take care," said Gu Hao with a smile.”
Gail. Bakaduo looked at Gu Hao blankly.
Take care? Why couldn't he say it?
Gu Hao paused.
Was it hard to understand?
"He's a fat man who wants to lose weight. Why would he want others to say take care of him if he wants to lose weight?”Gu Hao explained patiently.
Gail
was speechless. Bagado silently poured herself a glass of wine.
He drank it all in one go.
As the princess of the Cheshi Kingdom, the Cheshi language was her first mother tongue.
As for the language of the Great Tang, she had previously thought that she was very proficient in it.
But now, he wasn't sure.
Fortunately, it didn't matter whether he understood or not. He just needed to drink.
"There's a fox that's very healthy," Gu Hao asked."But it just can't stand up. What's the reason?"”
Gail. Bagado shook her head blankly.
"Because it's cunning," Gu Hao said.”
Gail. After
that, Gu Hao humorously told her more than ten brain teasers, most of which were homophonic.
Gail. Bagado's face was rosy, and her eyes seemed to be blurred and dull.
Tonight, she had suffered a huge blow.
He actually didn't answer a single question.
She had been very confident in her intelligence and wisdom. She was proficient in many languages of the Western Regions and was familiar with the language and characters of the Great Tang. She even knew how to compose poems and evaluate articles.
However, when faced with Gu Hao's question, she was really like a wild boar that had crashed into a tree. She didn't know how to solve a brain teaser at all!
In the end, Gail. Bagado had completely forgotten about pretending to be drunk. She was very unwilling.
The more he drank, the more unwilling he became.
There was only one thought in his mind-
he had to answer a question.
"Come, it's your turn to drink again." Gu Hao was very considerate. Bagado poured a glass of wine.
Gail. Bagaduo downed the glass in one gulp. Her head felt heavy as she forced herself to open her eyes and look at Gu Hao.
"Come, it's your turn to drink again." Gu Hao repeated what he had just said.
Gail. Bagaduo didn't have much of a reaction, so she drank the wine Gu Hao poured for her.
Seeing this, Gu Hao revealed his pearly white teeth.
"I'm finally drunk."
"It was worth all my brain teasers.”
"The stock is almost gone."
Gu Hao snorted. "
I'll give you a simple question. You'll definitely be able to answer it," he said with a smile.”
Gail. Bajijiaduo looked at Gu Hao with blurred eyes.
"Come, read after me..." Gu Hao said,"Don't spit out the skin when you eat grapes."”
Gail. Bakaduo opened her red lips, wanting to say something.
"Read with me," Gu Hao said seductively."There won't be any difficult problems that can stump you in the future.”
"Don't spit out the grape skin when you eat grapes.”
Gu Hao's voice seemed to have a magical power.
Gale. Bagado opened her mouth and moved.
"Voice, read out, take this step, no problem will be difficult for you in the future."”Gu Hao whispered.
"Eat…grapes but not…grape skins…"
A slightly stuttering voice sounded.
Gail. Bagatuo lay on Gu Hao's shoulder.
He was completely drunk. Why Can't The Fox Stand Up?
Gu Family Antique Shop.
"Then this old servant will return to the palace first.”
The coachman, Old Chen, said goodbye.
Every night, he had to return to the palace to report and come back in the morning.
Gu Hao carried the two jars of wine to the door of the antique shop.
Dong ~!
Dong ~!
Dong ~!
He knocked on the door.
Not long after, two knocks sounded from the door.
"It's me."
Gu Hao said.
The door opened.
Gail with a black veil. Bakaduo's pretty face entered Gu Hao's eyes.
Seeing the two jars of wine in Gu Hao's arms, Gail. Bagado quickly reached out to take it.
Gu Hao didn't stand on ceremony.
He directly entrusted two jars of wine to Gail. In Bagado's arms.
"I heard that this wine is not bad, so I specially bought it to try.”
Gu Hao said as he walked.
As soon as he entered the courtyard, he smelled the fragrance of food and could not help but raise his eyebrows.
Was he that considerate?
Knowing that I was going to force you to drink, you even prepared food in advance?
"You cooked?" Gu Hao turned around and looked at Gail. Bakado.
Gail. Bagado nodded.
"Not bad."
Gu Hao praised.
He wished that this mute girl wasn't a spy.
Not only was she pleasing to the eye, but she was also so gentle and considerate.
However, Gu Hao knew very well that he had to suppress Gail. It was more likely that Bagado was a spy.
After all, how could such a coincidence happen to him?
When he came to the inner room and saw the table full of food and a pot of wine in the middle of the food, Gu Hao suddenly had a strange feeling,'
This woman isn't trying to get me drunk, is she?'
Secretly raising his guard, Gu Hao knelt down at the dining table.
In this era, low-legged tables were the most popular. The tables and chairs of the later generation had already appeared, but they had yet to be truly popularized in the Great Tang.
Especially in the homes of civil officials, most of the meals were taken while kneeling.
Gu Hao's family was no exception.
"Come and sit. Let's eat together." Gu Hao looked at Gail, who was standing at the side and seemed ready to serve him at any time. Bagado ordered.
Gail. Bagado blinked and carefully knelt beside Gu Hao, facing the dining table.
Then, she reached out to remove the veil on her face.
Then, she took the initiative to pick up a pair of chopsticks for Gu Hao and handed it to him.
"He must have been trained."
Gu Hao took the chopsticks without batting an eyelid.
"Pour the wine."
Gu Hao instructed.
Gail. Bagado was very obedient.
"I'll pour you a cup too." Gu Hao asked again.
Gail. Bagado's eyes flashed and she obediently poured herself a cup.
"Have you drunk before?" Gu Hao asked.
Gail. Bagado shook her head.
Doomsday? Gu Hao raised his eyebrows and smiled."Have a drink and try it."”
Gail. Bagado nodded, then took a sip and slowly finished the wine in the glass.
"How does it taste?" Gu Hao asked.
Gail. Bagado frowned. She was about to make a gesture to explain when Gu Hao said,
"You can try. It doesn't matter if you can't make a sound. I can read lips."”
"Lip reading?" Gail. Bagado's heart skipped a beat.
"Let's try." Gu Hao stared at Gail. Bakado's red lips.
Gail. Bagado's lips moved slightly,"It's mellow and delicious. It's quite delicious."
"It's mellow and delicious. It's quite delicious…" Gu Hao said according to Gail. "It seems like we have another way to communicate. It's worth a drink."”
As he spoke, Gu Hao finished the wine in his cup.
"Pour yourself a glass of wine.”he ordered.
Gail. Bagado obeyed.
Gu Hao raised his wine cup and smiled leisurely."I might be promoted again tomorrow. Come and celebrate with me and have a few drinks together, okay?”
"Promotion? Could it be that he made a contribution again?" Gail. Bagado guessed in her heart. She nodded and raised her wine glass with Gu Hao.
"It's not fun to just drink. That person said you're the smartest person in Cheshi Kingdom, so let's guess a few brain teasers to liven things up.”Gu Hao smiled.
"Brain teaser? "Gail. Bagado looked confused.
What was that?
"I ask, you answer." Gu Hao said and directly asked, How many steps did it take to put a lion in a cage?”
Gail. Bagatou blinked. After thinking for a while, she shook her head and looked at Gu Hao curiously.
"Three steps! The first step was to open the cage, the second step was to put the lion in, and the third step was to close the cage.”Gu Hao said leisurely.
Gail. Bajiaduo was stunned.
Gu Hao pointed at her wine glass and said with a smile,""You didn't answer. Have a drink.”
Gail. Bagado lowered her head and silently finished the wine in her glass.
"It's your turn to set the questions?" Gu Hao stared at Gail. Bajiaduo's red lips unconsciously took a sip of wine.
Gail. Bagado frowned and thought for a moment. Her lips moved slightly. One plus two, three, four, all the way to a hundred.
Gu Hao couldn't help but laugh after he understood.
"Five thousand and fifty."
Gu Hao said.
Gail. Bagado paused.
After Gu Hao left home this morning, she was alone. When she was bored, she calculated the question twice. The answer was indeed 5,050.
"He must have calculated it in advance."
Gail. Bagado thought to herself.
"Ha ~!" Gu Hao smiled.
Gail. Bagado had no choice but to pour herself another cup.
He drank it all in one go.
"Drink a few more glasses and pretend to faint."
Gail. Bagado thought silently.
"What cloth reduction?" Gu Hao asked.
"A cloth that can't be cut?"
Gail. Bagado was stunned.
In an instant, he thought a little too much.
"Could it be that the Great Tang has a piece of cloth that can't be cut? If it was worn by soldiers, wouldn't it be more familiar than armor?”
Gail. Bagado's heart skipped a beat, and she shook her head with a blank expression.
"The waterfall can't be cut." Gu Hao said with a smile,"Here, you drink it."”
"Waterfall…"
Gail. Bagado's face twitched slightly.
He was somewhat speechless and helpless as he poured himself a cup of wine.
Seeing that Gu Hao was staring at him, Gail…Bagado shook her head and her red lips parted slightly. Master, you should set the questions. This servant can't think of any good questions in a hurry.
Gu Hao nodded with a smile after reading it and continued,"One is losing weight, the fat is sick, he is afraid of being visited, what are you saying?"”
Gail. Bagado frowned, feeling that her brain was not working properly.
After pondering for a while, he could only shake his head helplessly.
"Take care," said Gu Hao with a smile.”
Gail. Bakaduo looked at Gu Hao blankly.
Take care? Why couldn't he say it?
Gu Hao paused.
Was it hard to understand?
"He's a fat man who wants to lose weight. Why would he want others to say take care of him if he wants to lose weight?”Gu Hao explained patiently.
Gail
was speechless. Bagado silently poured herself a glass of wine.
He drank it all in one go.
As the princess of the Cheshi Kingdom, the Cheshi language was her first mother tongue.
As for the language of the Great Tang, she had previously thought that she was very proficient in it.
But now, he wasn't sure.
Fortunately, it didn't matter whether he understood or not. He just needed to drink.
"There's a fox that's very healthy," Gu Hao asked."But it just can't stand up. What's the reason?"”
Gail. Bagado shook her head blankly.
"Because it's cunning," Gu Hao said.”
Gail. After
that, Gu Hao humorously told her more than ten brain teasers, most of which were homophonic.
Gail. Bagado's face was rosy, and her eyes seemed to be blurred and dull.
Tonight, she had suffered a huge blow.
He actually didn't answer a single question.
She had been very confident in her intelligence and wisdom. She was proficient in many languages of the Western Regions and was familiar with the language and characters of the Great Tang. She even knew how to compose poems and evaluate articles.
However, when faced with Gu Hao's question, she was really like a wild boar that had crashed into a tree. She didn't know how to solve a brain teaser at all!
In the end, Gail. Bagado had completely forgotten about pretending to be drunk. She was very unwilling.
The more he drank, the more unwilling he became.
There was only one thought in his mind-
he had to answer a question.
"Come, it's your turn to drink again." Gu Hao was very considerate. Bagado poured a glass of wine.
Gail. Bagaduo downed the glass in one gulp. Her head felt heavy as she forced herself to open her eyes and look at Gu Hao.
"Come, it's your turn to drink again." Gu Hao repeated what he had just said.
Gail. Bagaduo didn't have much of a reaction, so she drank the wine Gu Hao poured for her.
Seeing this, Gu Hao revealed his pearly white teeth.
"I'm finally drunk."
"It was worth all my brain teasers.”
"The stock is almost gone."
Gu Hao snorted. "
I'll give you a simple question. You'll definitely be able to answer it," he said with a smile.”
Gail. Bajijiaduo looked at Gu Hao with blurred eyes.
"Come, read after me..." Gu Hao said,"Don't spit out the skin when you eat grapes."”
Gail. Bakaduo opened her red lips, wanting to say something.
"Read with me," Gu Hao said seductively."There won't be any difficult problems that can stump you in the future.”
"Don't spit out the grape skin when you eat grapes.”
Gu Hao's voice seemed to have a magical power.
Gale. Bagado opened her mouth and moved.
"Voice, read out, take this step, no problem will be difficult for you in the future."”Gu Hao whispered.
"Eat…grapes but not…grape skins…"
A slightly stuttering voice sounded.
Gail. Bagatuo lay on Gu Hao's shoulder.
He was completely drunk. Why Can't The Fox Stand Up?
Gu Family Antique Shop.
"Then this old servant will return to the palace first.”
The coachman, Old Chen, said goodbye.
Every night, he had to return to the palace to report and come back in the morning.
Gu Hao carried the two jars of wine to the door of the antique shop.
Dong ~!
Dong ~!
Dong ~!
He knocked on the door.
Not long after, two knocks sounded from the door.
"It's me."
Gu Hao said.
The door opened.
Gail with a black veil. Bakaduo's pretty face entered Gu Hao's eyes.
Seeing the two jars of wine in Gu Hao's arms, Gail. Bagado quickly reached out to take it.
Gu Hao didn't stand on ceremony.
He directly entrusted two jars of wine to Gail. In Bagado's arms.
"I heard that this wine is not bad, so I specially bought it to try.”
Gu Hao said as he walked.
As soon as he entered the courtyard, he smelled the fragrance of food and could not help but raise his eyebrows.
Was he that considerate?
Knowing that I was going to force you to drink, you even prepared food in advance?
"You cooked?" Gu Hao turned around and looked at Gail. Bakado.
Gail. Bagado nodded.
"Not bad."
Gu Hao praised.
He wished that this mute girl wasn't a spy.
Not only was she pleasing to the eye, but she was also so gentle and considerate.
However, Gu Hao knew very well that he had to suppress Gail. It was more likely that Bagado was a spy.
After all, how could such a coincidence happen to him?
When he came to the inner room and saw the table full of food and a pot of wine in the middle of the food, Gu Hao suddenly had a strange feeling,'
This woman isn't trying to get me drunk, is she?'
Secretly raising his guard, Gu Hao knelt down at the dining table.
In this era, low-legged tables were the most popular. The tables and chairs of the later generation had already appeared, but they had yet to be truly popularized in the Great Tang.
Especially in the homes of civil officials, most of the meals were taken while kneeling.
Gu Hao's family was no exception.
"Come and sit. Let's eat together." Gu Hao looked at Gail, who was standing at the side and seemed ready to serve him at any time. Bagado ordered.
Gail. Bagado blinked and carefully knelt beside Gu Hao, facing the dining table.
Then, she reached out to remove the veil on her face.
Then, she took the initiative to pick up a pair of chopsticks for Gu Hao and handed it to him.
"He must have been trained."
Gu Hao took the chopsticks without batting an eyelid.
"Pour the wine."
Gu Hao instructed.
Gail. Bagado was very obedient.
"I'll pour you a cup too." Gu Hao asked again.
Gail. Bagado's eyes flashed and she obediently poured herself a cup.
"Have you drunk before?" Gu Hao asked.
Gail. Bagado shook her head.
Doomsday? Gu Hao raised his eyebrows and smiled."Have a drink and try it."”
Gail. Bagado nodded, then took a sip and slowly finished the wine in the glass.
"How does it taste?" Gu Hao asked.
Gail. Bagado frowned. She was about to make a gesture to explain when Gu Hao said,
"You can try. It doesn't matter if you can't make a sound. I can read lips."”
"Lip reading?" Gail. Bagado's heart skipped a beat.
"Let's try." Gu Hao stared at Gail. Bakado's red lips.
Gail. Bagado's lips moved slightly,"It's mellow and delicious. It's quite delicious."
"It's mellow and delicious. It's quite delicious…" Gu Hao said according to Gail. "It seems like we have another way to communicate. It's worth a drink."”
As he spoke, Gu Hao finished the wine in his cup.
"Pour yourself a glass of wine.”he ordered.
Gail. Bagado obeyed.
Gu Hao raised his wine cup and smiled leisurely."I might be promoted again tomorrow. Come and celebrate with me and have a few drinks together, okay?”
"Promotion? Could it be that he made a contribution again?" Gail. Bagado guessed in her heart. She nodded and raised her wine glass with Gu Hao.
"It's not fun to just drink. That person said you're the smartest person in Cheshi Kingdom, so let's guess a few brain teasers to liven things up.”Gu Hao smiled.
"Brain teaser? "Gail. Bagado looked confused.
What was that?
"I ask, you answer." Gu Hao said and directly asked, How many steps did it take to put a lion in a cage?”
Gail. Bagatou blinked. After thinking for a while, she shook her head and looked at Gu Hao curiously.
"Three steps! The first step was to open the cage, the second step was to put the lion in, and the third step was to close the cage.”Gu Hao said leisurely.
Gail. Bajiaduo was stunned.
Gu Hao pointed at her wine glass and said with a smile,""You didn't answer. Have a drink.”
Gail. Bagado lowered her head and silently finished the wine in her glass.
"It's your turn to set the questions?" Gu Hao stared at Gail. Bajiaduo's red lips unconsciously took a sip of wine.
Gail. Bagado frowned and thought for a moment. Her lips moved slightly. One plus two, three, four, all the way to a hundred.
Gu Hao couldn't help but laugh after he understood.
"Five thousand and fifty."
Gu Hao said.
Gail. Bagado paused.
After Gu Hao left home this morning, she was alone. When she was bored, she calculated the question twice. The answer was indeed 5,050.
"He must have calculated it in advance."
Gail. Bagado thought to herself.
"Ha ~!" Gu Hao smiled.
Gail. Bagado had no choice but to pour herself another cup.
He drank it all in one go.
"Drink a few more glasses and pretend to faint."
Gail. Bagado thought silently.
"What cloth reduction?" Gu Hao asked.
"A cloth that can't be cut?"
Gail. Bagado was stunned.
In an instant, he thought a little too much.
"Could it be that the Great Tang has a piece of cloth that can't be cut? If it was worn by soldiers, wouldn't it be more familiar than armor?”
Gail. Bagado's heart skipped a beat, and she shook her head with a blank expression.
"The waterfall can't be cut." Gu Hao said with a smile,"Here, you drink it."”
"Waterfall…"
Gail. Bagado's face twitched slightly.
He was somewhat speechless and helpless as he poured himself a cup of wine.
Seeing that Gu Hao was staring at him, Gail…Bagado shook her head and her red lips parted slightly. Master, you should set the questions. This servant can't think of any good questions in a hurry.
Gu Hao nodded with a smile after reading it and continued,"One is losing weight, the fat is sick, he is afraid of being visited, what are you saying?"”
Gail. Bagado frowned, feeling that her brain was not working properly.
After pondering for a while, he could only shake his head helplessly.
"Take care," said Gu Hao with a smile.”
Gail. Bakaduo looked at Gu Hao blankly.
Take care? Why couldn't he say it?
Gu Hao paused.
Was it hard to understand?
"He's a fat man who wants to lose weight. Why would he want others to say take care of him if he wants to lose weight?”Gu Hao explained patiently.
Gail
was speechless. Bagado silently poured herself a glass of wine.
He drank it all in one go.
As the princess of the Cheshi Kingdom, the Cheshi language was her first mother tongue.
As for the language of the Great Tang, she had previously thought that she was very proficient in it.
But now, he wasn't sure.
Fortunately, it didn't matter whether he understood or not. He just needed to drink.
"There's a fox that's very healthy," Gu Hao asked."But it just can't stand up. What's the reason?"”
Gail. Bagado shook her head blankly.
"Because it's cunning," Gu Hao said.”
Gail. After
that, Gu Hao humorously told her more than ten brain teasers, most of which were homophonic.
Gail. Bagado's face was rosy, and her eyes seemed to be blurred and dull.
Tonight, she had suffered a huge blow.
He actually didn't answer a single question.
She had been very confident in her intelligence and wisdom. She was proficient in many languages of the Western Regions and was familiar with the language and characters of the Great Tang. She even knew how to compose poems and evaluate articles.
However, when faced with Gu Hao's question, she was really like a wild boar that had crashed into a tree. She didn't know how to solve a brain teaser at all!
In the end, Gail. Bagado had completely forgotten about pretending to be drunk. She was very unwilling.
The more he drank, the more unwilling he became.
There was only one thought in his mind-
he had to answer a question.
"Come, it's your turn to drink again." Gu Hao was very considerate. Bagado poured a glass of wine.
Gail. Bagaduo downed the glass in one gulp. Her head felt heavy as she forced herself to open her eyes and look at Gu Hao.
"Come, it's your turn to drink again." Gu Hao repeated what he had just said.
Gail. Bagaduo didn't have much of a reaction, so she drank the wine Gu Hao poured for her.
Seeing this, Gu Hao revealed his pearly white teeth.
"I'm finally drunk."
"It was worth all my brain teasers.”
"The stock is almost gone."
Gu Hao snorted. "
I'll give you a simple question. You'll definitely be able to answer it," he said with a smile.”
Gail. Bajijiaduo looked at Gu Hao with blurred eyes.
"Come, read after me..." Gu Hao said,"Don't spit out the skin when you eat grapes."”
Gail. Bakaduo opened her red lips, wanting to say something.
"Read with me," Gu Hao said seductively."There won't be any difficult problems that can stump you in the future.”
"Don't spit out the grape skin when you eat grapes.”
Gu Hao's voice seemed to have a magical power.
Gale. Bagado opened her mouth and moved.
"Voice, read out, take this step, no problem will be difficult for you in the future."”Gu Hao whispered.
"Eat…grapes but not…grape skins…"
A slightly stuttering voice sounded.
Gail. Bagatuo lay on Gu Hao's shoulder.
He was completely drunk. Why Can't The Fox Stand Up?
Gu Family Antique Shop.
"Then this old servant will return to the palace first.”
The coachman, Old Chen, said goodbye.
Every night, he had to return to the palace to report and come back in the morning.
Gu Hao carried the two jars of wine to the door of the antique shop.
Dong ~!
Dong ~!
Dong ~!
He knocked on the door.
Not long after, two knocks sounded from the door.
"It's me."
Gu Hao said.
The door opened.
Gail with a black veil. Bakaduo's pretty face entered Gu Hao's eyes.
Seeing the two jars of wine in Gu Hao's arms, Gail. Bagado quickly reached out to take it.
Gu Hao didn't stand on ceremony.
He directly entrusted two jars of wine to Gail. In Bagado's arms.
"I heard that this wine is not bad, so I specially bought it to try.”
Gu Hao said as he walked.
As soon as he entered the courtyard, he smelled the fragrance of food and could not help but raise his eyebrows.
Was he that considerate?
Knowing that I was going to force you to drink, you even prepared food in advance?
"You cooked?" Gu Hao turned around and looked at Gail. Bakado.
Gail. Bagado nodded.
"Not bad."
Gu Hao praised.
He wished that this mute girl wasn't a spy.
Not only was she pleasing to the eye, but she was also so gentle and considerate.
However, Gu Hao knew very well that he had to suppress Gail. It was more likely that Bagado was a spy.
After all, how could such a coincidence happen to him?
When he came to the inner room and saw the table full of food and a pot of wine in the middle of the food, Gu Hao suddenly had a strange feeling,'
This woman isn't trying to get me drunk, is she?'
Secretly raising his guard, Gu Hao knelt down at the dining table.
In this era, low-legged tables were the most popular. The tables and chairs of the later generation had already appeared, but they had yet to be truly popularized in the Great Tang.
Especially in the homes of civil officials, most of the meals were taken while kneeling.
Gu Hao's family was no exception.
"Come and sit. Let's eat together." Gu Hao looked at Gail, who was standing at the side and seemed ready to serve him at any time. Bagado ordered.
Gail. Bagado blinked and carefully knelt beside Gu Hao, facing the dining table.
Then, she reached out to remove the veil on her face.
Then, she took the initiative to pick up a pair of chopsticks for Gu Hao and handed it to him.
"He must have been trained."
Gu Hao took the chopsticks without batting an eyelid.
"Pour the wine."
Gu Hao instructed.
Gail. Bagado was very obedient.
"I'll pour you a cup too." Gu Hao asked again.
Gail. Bagado's eyes flashed and she obediently poured herself a cup.
"Have you drunk before?" Gu Hao asked.
Gail. Bagado shook her head.
Doomsday? Gu Hao raised his eyebrows and smiled."Have a drink and try it."”
Gail. Bagado nodded, then took a sip and slowly finished the wine in the glass.
"How does it taste?" Gu Hao asked.
Gail. Bagado frowned. She was about to make a gesture to explain when Gu Hao said,
"You can try. It doesn't matter if you can't make a sound. I can read lips."”
"Lip reading?" Gail. Bagado's heart skipped a beat.
"Let's try." Gu Hao stared at Gail. Bakado's red lips.
Gail. Bagado's lips moved slightly,"It's mellow and delicious. It's quite delicious."
"It's mellow and delicious. It's quite delicious…" Gu Hao said according to Gail. "It seems like we have another way to communicate. It's worth a drink."”
As he spoke, Gu Hao finished the wine in his cup.
"Pour yourself a glass of wine.”he ordered.
Gail. Bagado obeyed.
Gu Hao raised his wine cup and smiled leisurely."I might be promoted again tomorrow. Come and celebrate with me and have a few drinks together, okay?”
"Promotion? Could it be that he made a contribution again?" Gail. Bagado guessed in her heart. She nodded and raised her wine glass with Gu Hao.
"It's not fun to just drink. That person said you're the smartest person in Cheshi Kingdom, so let's guess a few brain teasers to liven things up.”Gu Hao smiled.
"Brain teaser? "Gail. Bagado looked confused.
What was that?
"I ask, you answer." Gu Hao said and directly asked, How many steps did it take to put a lion in a cage?”
Gail. Bagatou blinked. After thinking for a while, she shook her head and looked at Gu Hao curiously.
"Three steps! The first step was to open the cage, the second step was to put the lion in, and the third step was to close the cage.”Gu Hao said leisurely.
Gail. Bajiaduo was stunned.
Gu Hao pointed at her wine glass and said with a smile,""You didn't answer. Have a drink.”
Gail. Bagado lowered her head and silently finished the wine in her glass.
"It's your turn to set the questions?" Gu Hao stared at Gail. Bajiaduo's red lips unconsciously took a sip of wine.
Gail. Bagado frowned and thought for a moment. Her lips moved slightly. One plus two, three, four, all the way to a hundred.
Gu Hao couldn't help but laugh after he understood.
"Five thousand and fifty."
Gu Hao said.
Gail. Bagado paused.
After Gu Hao left home this morning, she was alone. When she was bored, she calculated the question twice. The answer was indeed 5,050.
"He must have calculated it in advance."
Gail. Bagado thought to herself.
"Ha ~!" Gu Hao smiled.
Gail. Bagado had no choice but to pour herself another cup.
He drank it all in one go.
"Drink a few more glasses and pretend to faint."
Gail. Bagado thought silently.
"What cloth reduction?" Gu Hao asked.
"A cloth that can't be cut?"
Gail. Bagado was stunned.
In an instant, he thought a little too much.
"Could it be that the Great Tang has a piece of cloth that can't be cut? If it was worn by soldiers, wouldn't it be more familiar than armor?”
Gail. Bagado's heart skipped a beat, and she shook her head with a blank expression.
"The waterfall can't be cut." Gu Hao said with a smile,"Here, you drink it."”
"Waterfall…"
Gail. Bagado's face twitched slightly.
He was somewhat speechless and helpless as he poured himself a cup of wine.
Seeing that Gu Hao was staring at him, Gail…Bagado shook her head and her red lips parted slightly. Master, you should set the questions. This servant can't think of any good questions in a hurry.
Gu Hao nodded with a smile after reading it and continued,"One is losing weight, the fat is sick, he is afraid of being visited, what are you saying?"”
Gail. Bagado frowned, feeling that her brain was not working properly.
After pondering for a while, he could only shake his head helplessly.
"Take care," said Gu Hao with a smile.”
Gail. Bakaduo looked at Gu Hao blankly.
Take care? Why couldn't he say it?
Gu Hao paused.
Was it hard to understand?
"He's a fat man who wants to lose weight. Why would he want others to say take care of him if he wants to lose weight?”Gu Hao explained patiently.
Gail
was speechless. Bagado silently poured herself a glass of wine.
He drank it all in one go.
As the princess of the Cheshi Kingdom, the Cheshi language was her first mother tongue.
As for the language of the Great Tang, she had previously thought that she was very proficient in it.
But now, he wasn't sure.
Fortunately, it didn't matter whether he understood or not. He just needed to drink.
"There's a fox that's very healthy," Gu Hao asked."But it just can't stand up. What's the reason?"”
Gail. Bagado shook her head blankly.
"Because it's cunning," Gu Hao said.”
Gail. After
that, Gu Hao humorously told her more than ten brain teasers, most of which were homophonic.
Gail. Bagado's face was rosy, and her eyes seemed to be blurred and dull.
Tonight, she had suffered a huge blow.
He actually didn't answer a single question.
She had been very confident in her intelligence and wisdom. She was proficient in many languages of the Western Regions and was familiar with the language and characters of the Great Tang. She even knew how to compose poems and evaluate articles.
However, when faced with Gu Hao's question, she was really like a wild boar that had crashed into a tree. She didn't know how to solve a brain teaser at all!
In the end, Gail. Bagado had completely forgotten about pretending to be drunk. She was very unwilling.
The more he drank, the more unwilling he became.
There was only one thought in his mind-
he had to answer a question.
"Come, it's your turn to drink again." Gu Hao was very considerate. Bagado poured a glass of wine.
Gail. Bagaduo downed the glass in one gulp. Her head felt heavy as she forced herself to open her eyes and look at Gu Hao.
"Come, it's your turn to drink again." Gu Hao repeated what he had just said.
Gail. Bagaduo didn't have much of a reaction, so she drank the wine Gu Hao poured for her.
Seeing this, Gu Hao revealed his pearly white teeth.
"I'm finally drunk."
"It was worth all my brain teasers.”
"The stock is almost gone."
Gu Hao snorted. "
I'll give you a simple question. You'll definitely be able to answer it," he said with a smile.”
Gail. Bajijiaduo looked at Gu Hao with blurred eyes.
"Come, read after me..." Gu Hao said,"Don't spit out the skin when you eat grapes."”
Gail. Bakaduo opened her red lips, wanting to say something.
"Read with me," Gu Hao said seductively."There won't be any difficult problems that can stump you in the future.”
"Don't spit out the grape skin when you eat grapes.”
Gu Hao's voice seemed to have a magical power.
Gale. Bagado opened her mouth and moved.
"Voice, read out, take this step, no problem will be difficult for you in the future."”Gu Hao whispered.
"Eat…grapes but not…grape skins…"
A slightly stuttering voice sounded.
Gail. Bagatuo lay on Gu Hao's shoulder.
He was completely drunk. Why Can't The Fox Stand Up?
Gu Family Antique Shop.
"Then this old servant will return to the palace first.”
The coachman, Old Chen, said goodbye.
Every night, he had to return to the palace to report and come back in the morning.
Gu Hao carried the two jars of wine to the door of the antique shop.
Dong ~!
Dong ~!
Dong ~!
He knocked on the door.
Not long after, two knocks sounded from the door.
"It's me."
Gu Hao said.
The door opened.
Gail with a black veil. Bakaduo's pretty face entered Gu Hao's eyes.
Seeing the two jars of wine in Gu Hao's arms, Gail. Bagado quickly reached out to take it.
Gu Hao didn't stand on ceremony.
He directly entrusted two jars of wine to Gail. In Bagado's arms.
"I heard that this wine is not bad, so I specially bought it to try.”
Gu Hao said as he walked.
As soon as he entered the courtyard, he smelled the fragrance of food and could not help but raise his eyebrows.
Was he that considerate?
Knowing that I was going to force you to drink, you even prepared food in advance?
"You cooked?" Gu Hao turned around and looked at Gail. Bakado.
Gail. Bagado nodded.
"Not bad."
Gu Hao praised.
He wished that this mute girl wasn't a spy.
Not only was she pleasing to the eye, but she was also so gentle and considerate.
However, Gu Hao knew very well that he had to suppress Gail. It was more likely that Bagado was a spy.
After all, how could such a coincidence happen to him?
When he came to the inner room and saw the table full of food and a pot of wine in the middle of the food, Gu Hao suddenly had a strange feeling,'
This woman isn't trying to get me drunk, is she?'
Secretly raising his guard, Gu Hao knelt down at the dining table.
In this era, low-legged tables were the most popular. The tables and chairs of the later generation had already appeared, but they had yet to be truly popularized in the Great Tang.
Especially in the homes of civil officials, most of the meals were taken while kneeling.
Gu Hao's family was no exception.
"Come and sit. Let's eat together." Gu Hao looked at Gail, who was standing at the side and seemed ready to serve him at any time. Bagado ordered.
Gail. Bagado blinked and carefully knelt beside Gu Hao, facing the dining table.
Then, she reached out to remove the veil on her face.
Then, she took the initiative to pick up a pair of chopsticks for Gu Hao and handed it to him.
"He must have been trained."
Gu Hao took the chopsticks without batting an eyelid.
"Pour the wine."
Gu Hao instructed.
Gail. Bagado was very obedient.
"I'll pour you a cup too." Gu Hao asked again.
Gail. Bagado's eyes flashed and she obediently poured herself a cup.
"Have you drunk before?" Gu Hao asked.
Gail. Bagado shook her head.
Doomsday? Gu Hao raised his eyebrows and smiled."Have a drink and try it."”
Gail. Bagado nodded, then took a sip and slowly finished the wine in the glass.
"How does it taste?" Gu Hao asked.
Gail. Bagado frowned. She was about to make a gesture to explain when Gu Hao said,
"You can try. It doesn't matter if you can't make a sound. I can read lips."”
"Lip reading?" Gail. Bagado's heart skipped a beat.
"Let's try." Gu Hao stared at Gail. Bakado's red lips.
Gail. Bagado's lips moved slightly,"It's mellow and delicious. It's quite delicious."
"It's mellow and delicious. It's quite delicious…" Gu Hao said according to Gail. "It seems like we have another way to communicate. It's worth a drink."”
As he spoke, Gu Hao finished the wine in his cup.
"Pour yourself a glass of wine.”he ordered.
Gail. Bagado obeyed.
Gu Hao raised his wine cup and smiled leisurely."I might be promoted again tomorrow. Come and celebrate with me and have a few drinks together, okay?”
"Promotion? Could it be that he made a contribution again?" Gail. Bagado guessed in her heart. She nodded and raised her wine glass with Gu Hao.
"It's not fun to just drink. That person said you're the smartest person in Cheshi Kingdom, so let's guess a few brain teasers to liven things up.”Gu Hao smiled.
"Brain teaser? "Gail. Bagado looked confused.
What was that?
"I ask, you answer." Gu Hao said and directly asked, How many steps did it take to put a lion in a cage?”
Gail. Bagatou blinked. After thinking for a while, she shook her head and looked at Gu Hao curiously.
"Three steps! The first step was to open the cage, the second step was to put the lion in, and the third step was to close the cage.”Gu Hao said leisurely.
Gail. Bajiaduo was stunned.
Gu Hao pointed at her wine glass and said with a smile,""You didn't answer. Have a drink.”
Gail. Bagado lowered her head and silently finished the wine in her glass.
"It's your turn to set the questions?" Gu Hao stared at Gail. Bajiaduo's red lips unconsciously took a sip of wine.
Gail. Bagado frowned and thought for a moment. Her lips moved slightly. One plus two, three, four, all the way to a hundred.
Gu Hao couldn't help but laugh after he understood.
"Five thousand and fifty."
Gu Hao said.
Gail. Bagado paused.
After Gu Hao left home this morning, she was alone. When she was bored, she calculated the question twice. The answer was indeed 5,050.
"He must have calculated it in advance."
Gail. Bagado thought to herself.
"Ha ~!" Gu Hao smiled.
Gail. Bagado had no choice but to pour herself another cup.
He drank it all in one go.
"Drink a few more glasses and pretend to faint."
Gail. Bagado thought silently.
"What cloth reduction?" Gu Hao asked.
"A cloth that can't be cut?"
Gail. Bagado was stunned.
In an instant, he thought a little too much.
"Could it be that the Great Tang has a piece of cloth that can't be cut? If it was worn by soldiers, wouldn't it be more familiar than armor?”
Gail. Bagado's heart skipped a beat, and she shook her head with a blank expression.
"The waterfall can't be cut." Gu Hao said with a smile,"Here, you drink it."”
"Waterfall…"
Gail. Bagado's face twitched slightly.
He was somewhat speechless and helpless as he poured himself a cup of wine.
Seeing that Gu Hao was staring at him, Gail…Bagado shook her head and her red lips parted slightly. Master, you should set the questions. This servant can't think of any good questions in a hurry.
Gu Hao nodded with a smile after reading it and continued,"One is losing weight, the fat is sick, he is afraid of being visited, what are you saying?"”
Gail. Bagado frowned, feeling that her brain was not working properly.
After pondering for a while, he could only shake his head helplessly.
"Take care," said Gu Hao with a smile.”
Gail. Bakaduo looked at Gu Hao blankly.
Take care? Why couldn't he say it?
Gu Hao paused.
Was it hard to understand?
"He's a fat man who wants to lose weight. Why would he want others to say take care of him if he wants to lose weight?”Gu Hao explained patiently.
Gail
was speechless. Bagado silently poured herself a glass of wine.
He drank it all in one go.
As the princess of the Cheshi Kingdom, the Cheshi language was her first mother tongue.
As for the language of the Great Tang, she had previously thought that she was very proficient in it.
But now, he wasn't sure.
Fortunately, it didn't matter whether he understood or not. He just needed to drink.
"There's a fox that's very healthy," Gu Hao asked."But it just can't stand up. What's the reason?"”
Gail. Bagado shook her head blankly.
"Because it's cunning," Gu Hao said.”
Gail. After
that, Gu Hao humorously told her more than ten brain teasers, most of which were homophonic.
Gail. Bagado's face was rosy, and her eyes seemed to be blurred and dull.
Tonight, she had suffered a huge blow.
He actually didn't answer a single question.
She had been very confident in her intelligence and wisdom. She was proficient in many languages of the Western Regions and was familiar with the language and characters of the Great Tang. She even knew how to compose poems and evaluate articles.
However, when faced with Gu Hao's question, she was really like a wild boar that had crashed into a tree. She didn't know how to solve a brain teaser at all!
In the end, Gail. Bagado had completely forgotten about pretending to be drunk. She was very unwilling.
The more he drank, the more unwilling he became.
There was only one thought in his mind-
he had to answer a question.
"Come, it's your turn to drink again." Gu Hao was very considerate. Bagado poured a glass of wine.
Gail. Bagaduo downed the glass in one gulp. Her head felt heavy as she forced herself to open her eyes and look at Gu Hao.
"Come, it's your turn to drink again." Gu Hao repeated what he had just said.
Gail. Bagaduo didn't have much of a reaction, so she drank the wine Gu Hao poured for her.
Seeing this, Gu Hao revealed his pearly white teeth.
"I'm finally drunk."
"It was worth all my brain teasers.”
"The stock is almost gone."
Gu Hao snorted. "
I'll give you a simple question. You'll definitely be able to answer it," he said with a smile.”
Gail. Bajijiaduo looked at Gu Hao with blurred eyes.
"Come, read after me..." Gu Hao said,"Don't spit out the skin when you eat grapes."”
Gail. Bakaduo opened her red lips, wanting to say something.
"Read with me," Gu Hao said seductively."There won't be any difficult problems that can stump you in the future.”
"Don't spit out the grape skin when you eat grapes.”
Gu Hao's voice seemed to have a magical power.
Gale. Bagado opened her mouth and moved.
"Voice, read out, take this step, no problem will be difficult for you in the future."”Gu Hao whispered.
"Eat…grapes but not…grape skins…"
A slightly stuttering voice sounded.
Gail. Bagatuo lay on Gu Hao's shoulder.
He was completely drunk. Why Can't The Fox Stand Up?
Gu Family Antique Shop.
"Then this old servant will return to the palace first.”
The coachman, Old Chen, said goodbye.
Every night, he had to return to the palace to report and come back in the morning.
Gu Hao carried the two jars of wine to the door of the antique shop.
Dong ~!
Dong ~!
Dong ~!
He knocked on the door.
Not long after, two knocks sounded from the door.
"It's me."
Gu Hao said.
The door opened.
Gail with a black veil. Bakaduo's pretty face entered Gu Hao's eyes.
Seeing the two jars of wine in Gu Hao's arms, Gail. Bagado quickly reached out to take it.
Gu Hao didn't stand on ceremony.
He directly entrusted two jars of wine to Gail. In Bagado's arms.
"I heard that this wine is not bad, so I specially bought it to try.”
Gu Hao said as he walked.
As soon as he entered the courtyard, he smelled the fragrance of food and could not help but raise his eyebrows.
Was he that considerate?
Knowing that I was going to force you to drink, you even prepared food in advance?
"You cooked?" Gu Hao turned around and looked at Gail. Bakado.
Gail. Bagado nodded.
"Not bad."
Gu Hao praised.
He wished that this mute girl wasn't a spy.
Not only was she pleasing to the eye, but she was also so gentle and considerate.
However, Gu Hao knew very well that he had to suppress Gail. It was more likely that Bagado was a spy.
After all, how could such a coincidence happen to him?
When he came to the inner room and saw the table full of food and a pot of wine in the middle of the food, Gu Hao suddenly had a strange feeling,'
This woman isn't trying to get me drunk, is she?'
Secretly raising his guard, Gu Hao knelt down at the dining table.
In this era, low-legged tables were the most popular. The tables and chairs of the later generation had already appeared, but they had yet to be truly popularized in the Great Tang.
Especially in the homes of civil officials, most of the meals were taken while kneeling.
Gu Hao's family was no exception.
"Come and sit. Let's eat together." Gu Hao looked at Gail, who was standing at the side and seemed ready to serve him at any time. Bagado ordered.
Gail. Bagado blinked and carefully knelt beside Gu Hao, facing the dining table.
Then, she reached out to remove the veil on her face.
Then, she took the initiative to pick up a pair of chopsticks for Gu Hao and handed it to him.
"He must have been trained."
Gu Hao took the chopsticks without batting an eyelid.
"Pour the wine."
Gu Hao instructed.
Gail. Bagado was very obedient.
"I'll pour you a cup too." Gu Hao asked again.
Gail. Bagado's eyes flashed and she obediently poured herself a cup.
"Have you drunk before?" Gu Hao asked.
Gail. Bagado shook her head.
Doomsday? Gu Hao raised his eyebrows and smiled."Have a drink and try it."”
Gail. Bagado nodded, then took a sip and slowly finished the wine in the glass.
"How does it taste?" Gu Hao asked.
Gail. Bagado frowned. She was about to make a gesture to explain when Gu Hao said,
"You can try. It doesn't matter if you can't make a sound. I can read lips."”
"Lip reading?" Gail. Bagado's heart skipped a beat.
"Let's try." Gu Hao stared at Gail. Bakado's red lips.
Gail. Bagado's lips moved slightly,"It's mellow and delicious. It's quite delicious."
"It's mellow and delicious. It's quite delicious…" Gu Hao said according to Gail. "It seems like we have another way to communicate. It's worth a drink."”
As he spoke, Gu Hao finished the wine in his cup.
"Pour yourself a glass of wine.”he ordered.
Gail. Bagado obeyed.
Gu Hao raised his wine cup and smiled leisurely."I might be promoted again tomorrow. Come and celebrate with me and have a few drinks together, okay?”
"Promotion? Could it be that he made a contribution again?" Gail. Bagado guessed in her heart. She nodded and raised her wine glass with Gu Hao.
"It's not fun to just drink. That person said you're the smartest person in Cheshi Kingdom, so let's guess a few brain teasers to liven things up.”Gu Hao smiled.
"Brain teaser? "Gail. Bagado looked confused.
What was that?
"I ask, you answer." Gu Hao said and directly asked, How many steps did it take to put a lion in a cage?”
Gail. Bagatou blinked. After thinking for a while, she shook her head and looked at Gu Hao curiously.
"Three steps! The first step was to open the cage, the second step was to put the lion in, and the third step was to close the cage.”Gu Hao said leisurely.
Gail. Bajiaduo was stunned.
Gu Hao pointed at her wine glass and said with a smile,""You didn't answer. Have a drink.”
Gail. Bagado lowered her head and silently finished the wine in her glass.
"It's your turn to set the questions?" Gu Hao stared at Gail. Bajiaduo's red lips unconsciously took a sip of wine.
Gail. Bagado frowned and thought for a moment. Her lips moved slightly. One plus two, three, four, all the way to a hundred.
Gu Hao couldn't help but laugh after he understood.
"Five thousand and fifty."
Gu Hao said.
Gail. Bagado paused.
After Gu Hao left home this morning, she was alone. When she was bored, she calculated the question twice. The answer was indeed 5,050.
"He must have calculated it in advance."
Gail. Bagado thought to herself.
"Ha ~!" Gu Hao smiled.
Gail. Bagado had no choice but to pour herself another cup.
He drank it all in one go.
"Drink a few more glasses and pretend to faint."
Gail. Bagado thought silently.
"What cloth reduction?" Gu Hao asked.
"A cloth that can't be cut?"
Gail. Bagado was stunned.
In an instant, he thought a little too much.
"Could it be that the Great Tang has a piece of cloth that can't be cut? If it was worn by soldiers, wouldn't it be more familiar than armor?”
Gail. Bagado's heart skipped a beat, and she shook her head with a blank expression.
"The waterfall can't be cut." Gu Hao said with a smile,"Here, you drink it."”
"Waterfall…"
Gail. Bagado's face twitched slightly.
He was somewhat speechless and helpless as he poured himself a cup of wine.
Seeing that Gu Hao was staring at him, Gail…Bagado shook her head and her red lips parted slightly. Master, you should set the questions. This servant can't think of any good questions in a hurry.
Gu Hao nodded with a smile after reading it and continued,"One is losing weight, the fat is sick, he is afraid of being visited, what are you saying?"”
Gail. Bagado frowned, feeling that her brain was not working properly.
After pondering for a while, he could only shake his head helplessly.
"Take care," said Gu Hao with a smile.”
Gail. Bakaduo looked at Gu Hao blankly.
Take care? Why couldn't he say it?
Gu Hao paused.
Was it hard to understand?
"He's a fat man who wants to lose weight. Why would he want others to say take care of him if he wants to lose weight?”Gu Hao explained patiently.
Gail
was speechless. Bagado silently poured herself a glass of wine.
He drank it all in one go.
As the princess of the Cheshi Kingdom, the Cheshi language was her first mother tongue.
As for the language of the Great Tang, she had previously thought that she was very proficient in it.
But now, he wasn't sure.
Fortunately, it didn't matter whether he understood or not. He just needed to drink.
"There's a fox that's very healthy," Gu Hao asked."But it just can't stand up. What's the reason?"”
Gail. Bagado shook her head blankly.
"Because it's cunning," Gu Hao said.”
Gail. After
that, Gu Hao humorously told her more than ten brain teasers, most of which were homophonic.
Gail. Bagado's face was rosy, and her eyes seemed to be blurred and dull.
Tonight, she had suffered a huge blow.
He actually didn't answer a single question.
She had been very confident in her intelligence and wisdom. She was proficient in many languages of the Western Regions and was familiar with the language and characters of the Great Tang. She even knew how to compose poems and evaluate articles.
However, when faced with Gu Hao's question, she was really like a wild boar that had crashed into a tree. She didn't know how to solve a brain teaser at all!
In the end, Gail. Bagado had completely forgotten about pretending to be drunk. She was very unwilling.
The more he drank, the more unwilling he became.
There was only one thought in his mind-
he had to answer a question.
"Come, it's your turn to drink again." Gu Hao was very considerate. Bagado poured a glass of wine.
Gail. Bagaduo downed the glass in one gulp. Her head felt heavy as she forced herself to open her eyes and look at Gu Hao.
"Come, it's your turn to drink again." Gu Hao repeated what he had just said.
Gail. Bagaduo didn't have much of a reaction, so she drank the wine Gu Hao poured for her.
Seeing this, Gu Hao revealed his pearly white teeth.
"I'm finally drunk."
"It was worth all my brain teasers.”
"The stock is almost gone."
Gu Hao snorted. "
I'll give you a simple question. You'll definitely be able to answer it," he said with a smile.”
Gail. Bajijiaduo looked at Gu Hao with blurred eyes.
"Come, read after me..." Gu Hao said,"Don't spit out the skin when you eat grapes."”
Gail. Bakaduo opened her red lips, wanting to say something.
"Read with me," Gu Hao said seductively."There won't be any difficult problems that can stump you in the future.”
"Don't spit out the grape skin when you eat grapes.”
Gu Hao's voice seemed to have a magical power.
Gale. Bagado opened her mouth and moved.
"Voice, read out, take this step, no problem will be difficult for you in the future."”Gu Hao whispered.
"Eat…grapes but not…grape skins…"
A slightly stuttering voice sounded.
Gail. Bagatuo lay on Gu Hao's shoulder.
He was completely drunk.
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