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, Gu's Antique Shop, Chang 'an City.

After watching Hou Junji's group leave, Princess Gail of the Cheshi Kingdom left. Bagado closed the door of the antique shop and slowly walked toward Gu Hao's study.

"He must have mentioned General Qin Qiong on purpose just now. He wanted me to help him find Qin Qiong…" Gail

said. Bagado muttered to herself.

After the initial confusion, the current Gail…Bagatou was very calm as she pondered over every word Gu Hao had said.

In the study, Gail. Bagatou walked to the desk and saw the last eight words written by Gu Hao,'An

improved weapon forging method!'

"So it's a weapon forging technique.”

Gail. Bagado's eyebrows were slightly raised. She reached out and touched the words. Her hand was stained with some ink.

"The last one, is it for me or for General Qin?”

Gail. thought Bajiaduo.

She remembered telling Gu Hao that many men in Cheshi Kingdom had been captured by the Turks as blacksmiths.

This made her vaguely feel that Gu Hao had written these words for her to see.

However, he also remembered that he was just an insignificant servant girl in the Tang Empire. He had no power and was powerless to deal with what Gu Hao was going through at the moment

. "I'm not sure." Realization gradually appeared in Bagadori's eyes

."He probably wants to pass this improved weapon forging method to General Qin through me. This is his bargaining chip."”

"That middle-aged man is clearly slandering us. If he is punished for this, then the Great Tang is too dark.”

"I don't think so. He's the future son-in-law and has just made a great contribution. He can recite poems, make crystal cups, and make fine wine. The Emperor of the Great Tang definitely wouldn't bear to kill him.

Hmm, I remember that there is a saying in the Central Plains called…a wise man worries too much.

The smarter a person was, the easier it was for them to overthink.

He was so smart, he must be thinking too much.

If that's the case…wouldn't it be time for me to show my loyalty?”

As his thoughts spun, Gail. Bagado's eyes lit up as she had an idea.

With

the arrest of the scholarly middle-aged man, Zhao Yicheng, the Golden Guards in the city stopped their search. The order to seal the city was withdrawn, and the official in charge of Xi City received an order to allow normal trading in Xi City tomorrow.

On Vermilion Bird Avenue, Hou Junji was personally escorting a carriage to the Ministry of Justice's prison.

Inside the carriage, Zhao Yicheng was sitting in a corner, staring at Gu Hao stubbornly and carefully.

Gu Hao sat on the main seat of the carriage and crossed his legs.

"My feet are a little itchy."

Gu Hao said.

Then, he took off his cloth boots and white socks.

Looking at his spotless socks, Gu Hao felt regretful for the first time for being too clean.

There was not even the slightest stench.

Zhao Yicheng frowned and snorted. He covered his mouth and nose with his sleeves, his face full of disgust.

Indecent!

This Tang scholar was too vulgar.

He simply didn't look like a scholar!

"What's with that look in your eyes?"

Gu Hao glared.

I haven't even used a sock to shut your mouth. Why are you complaining first?

Zhao Yicheng snorted coldly, too lazy to care.

He didn't understand how such a vulgar person could become the top scholar of the Great Tang, or how he could produce such masterpieces.

"Are you complaining that my socks are smelly?”After Gu Hao put on the cloth boots, he waved the socks in front of Zhao Yicheng's eyes.

The disdain on Zhao Yicheng's face became even stronger.

Gu Hao smiled.

He grabbed Zhao Yicheng's arm and pulled him up.

"You want to…" Zhao Yicheng's heart tightened. Just as he wanted to say "What do you want to do?", he only said two words before he could no longer say anything.

A sock was stuffed into his mouth.

For a moment…

Zhao Yicheng's expression froze.

Then…

fear.

Disgusting.

Helplessness.

Despair…

flashed across his face.

"F * ck, with that expression on your face, those who don't know better would think that my socks are smelly!”

Gu Hao was a little unhappy.

He broke Zhao Yicheng's right arm.

Pain instantly engulfed the brain.

Zhao Yicheng wanted to scream, but the sock in his mouth made him moan in pain.

"I'm usually very honest and rarely take the initiative to provoke others.”

As Gu Hao spoke, he grabbed Zhao Yicheng's left arm and pulled it hard.

Kacha.

Zhao Yicheng's right arm was dislocated.

Pain once again engulfed his brain.

Zhao Yicheng's eyes were filled with fear and despair.

Now, he understood why Gu Hao was so vulgar.

This was not a scholar at all!

This was a martial artist…

a lawless martial artist, a martial artist with infinite strength, a martial artist who killed without batting an eye!

"Why are you bullying an honest man like me?”Gu Hao sighed. He grabbed Zhao Yicheng's right calf and said,"You stole my crystal cup and destroyed my jade scepter. I didn't hold it against you, but you're targeting me?"

Your King Sui was determined to kill me, but you first sent people to assassinate me, then you slandered me!

Do you think I'm too honest and easy to bully?”

Kacha!

The gravity changed.

Zhao Yicheng's leg bone was dislocated.

The intense pain made Zhao Yicheng's face look ferocious and terrifying.

Cold sweat and tears flowed down his face.

He looked at Gu Hao with fear and despair.

He only felt that he was facing a demon that had walked out of hell.

Honest person?

Which honest person was like this?!

Gu Hao grabbed Zhao Yicheng's left calf and said,""Originally, I could have lived a peaceful life in the Great Tang, with a wise ruler and virtuous officials, building a beautiful Great Tang…

but because of you idiots, all of this was destroyed.”

Kacha!

Gu Hao exerted his strength.

Zhao Yicheng's limbs were all broken.

The pain made him faint,

but it was also the pain that woke him up.

His will was being tortured.

Zhao Yicheng experienced the feeling of living a life worse than death.

At this moment, he wished he could swallow the sock in his mouth.

But he could not do it.

He couldn't even struggle.

He could only look at Gu Hao in fear, at the dividing line between dizziness and sobriety.

"Broken arms and legs can definitely recover as long as they are treated in time and recuperated for a period of time.”Gu Hao comforted her.

Zhao Yicheng's ferocious and teary face could not help but twitch.

Deep in his heart, he heaved a sigh of relief.

"However, once some parts are broken, medicine cannot cure them.”Gu Hao said leisurely.

Zhao Yicheng's heart tightened.

Zhao Yicheng looked at Gu Hao and realized that the other party was staring at a certain part of his body

.

"Don't be afraid. It'll be over soon.”Gu Hao comforted her.

Zhao Yicheng shook his head frantically, his eyes filled with fear and pleading.

"Are you scared?" Gu Hao raised his eyebrows slightly and said with a faint smile,"This is the tragedy of provoking an honest person for no reason.

If there is a conflict of interest between us, perhaps for the sake of benefits, I might spare you.

But think about it, do you have anything I need?

No!

Before this, I didn't even know you!

The world is bustling, all for profit; The world is bustling, all for profit.

Unfortunately, to me, you are worthless.”

"…"

Zhao Yicheng fainted in despair.

The moment he fainted, he had nothing left to live for.

Gu Hao tore off the curtains of the carriage and wiped his hands.

His expression was calm.

The depression in her heart eased a little.

To him, this was an undeserved calamity.

He truly couldn't understand what these Turkic spies were thinking. Why were they sticking to him?

If they were afraid that he was too smart, shouldn't they rope him in first?

Was there a need to force him to his death right from the start?

Gu Hao was furious.

He felt that he had been wronged.

Outside the carriage, Hou Junji had sensed something was amiss the moment Zhao Yicheng had stuffed a sock into his mouth.

However, he did not care.

In fact, not only did he not care, he even secretly hoped that one of the people in the car would die.

Regardless of whether it was Zhao Yicheng or Gu Hao, if either of them died…the task assigned by His Majesty would be perfectly resolved.

Hou Junji shook his head.

Too reserved!

Scholars were too refined when fighting.

If it hurts, just scream. Why endure it?

He felt that the two people in the carriage were too reserved and arrogant. They would beat someone up secretly and did not dare to let anyone notice.

When the groans in the carriage faded, Hou Junji shook his head once more.

Their combat strength was too weak!

"No wonder some people say that scholars are useless.”

Hou Junji thought in disdain.

He had forgotten about Gu Hao's feat of killing ten people at the Yi 'an Commandery Prince's Mansion.

When they arrived at the prison of the Ministry of Justice,

Gu Hao got off the carriage and said with a smile,""Just now, the carriage was bumpy, and the Turkic spy was a bit old, so he felt a bit carsick. General General Hou, please send two people to carry him out.”

"Hmm?" Hou Junji's eyes narrowed.

Soon, Zhao Yicheng, whose limbs were dislocated, was carried out of the carriage.

"Hiss ~!"

The surrounding Golden Guards all gasped.

All they could see was Zhao Yicheng's dislocated limbs.

But even so, it made their hearts turn cold.

He felt that this top scholar was too ruthless.

He was so ruthless that he did not seem like a scholar at all.

He looked more like…a butcher!

After a moment of silence…

"Top scholar, you're making things difficult for me.”

Hou Junji said with a fake smile.

"Are you suspecting me, General?" Gu Hao asked in confusion.”

"Is there a need to doubt this?”Hou Junji was speechless.

There were only the two of you in the carriage. His limbs were broken. If you didn't do it, could it be that there was someone else?

"General," Gu Hao said slowly,"you have to investigate first before you can decide the case."

I was in the same car as him. I'm an eyewitness. I can prove that he fell on his own.”

"Witnesses…"

Everyone was stunned.

Could it still be like this?

After a long silence, Hou Junji shook his head."He's not an important person. If you hit him, so be it.

But you'll have to stay in the Ministry of Justice's prison tonight.”

"I want to stay in the same room with Yang Zhengdao," Gu Hao said.”

Hou Junji was speechless."

Do you think this is your home? You want to live with someone else?"

Zhao Yicheng sat in the same carriage as you, but you crippled his limbs. If I let you stay with Yang Zhengdao for a night, would he still be alive?

Yang Zhengdao is dead, and you're free, but how am I supposed to do anything?

If you can't find the Imperial Jade Seal, will you compensate me?!

"This joke is not funny at all.”

Hou Junji said with a fake smile.

“………”

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