Wen Cai was so scared that he hid behind Qiu Sheng. Qiu Sheng slowly turned around stiffly and looked at Ye Mu. He laughed dryly and said,"
"The next time you appear, can you not pat our shoulders from behind?
Master said that if a ghost patted one's shoulder, it would be very easy to run into a ghost.”
"Don't think I don't know anything. People run into ghost walls because they're bewitched by ghosts and are spinning in circles. This means that the ghost is playing a prank and deliberately bullying you.
Or that ghost wants to kill you.”
Ye Mu crossed his arms and looked at them with disdain.
"Besides, only those ghosts with very weak strength will do something like ghosts hitting the wall. If I wanted to harm you, Ninth Uncle wouldn't be able to react in time.”
"Tell me, why are you looking for me? You can't be bored and want to chat with me.”
"You're right. We're just here to chat with you.”
Qiu Sheng clapped his hands.
Wen Cai chimed in,
"Yes, yes, we're here to chat with you.”
Ye Mu was speechless.
He really didn't know what he could talk about with Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai.
"Don't worry, we won't mistreat you if you chat with us.”
Qiu Sheng waved his hand heroically. Just as Ye Mu thought he was going to do something, Qiu Sheng lit up a stick of incense.
Then, he stabbed it into a crack in the floor not far away from Ye Mu…
Even though I, Ye Mu, have become a ghost, your actions deserve a beating, do you know that?
Besides, would I, Ye Mu, be that easy to get rid of?
He gestured for them to put the incense away. He did not like that thing.
Ye Mu took out a stick of Soul Nourishing Incense and lit it up, then leaned back lazily on a chair.
Smelling the scent of the Soul Nourishing Fragrance, he said in an intoxicated manner,
"Tell me, what do you want to talk about? Don't look at it. This is Soul Nourishing Fragrance. It's good stuff. You don't have it. Your master and Ninth Uncle don't have it either.”
Ye Mu had never expected Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai to come and chat with him.
Since his cultivation was about to end, Ye Mu decided to see if the two of them could have a good chat.
Qiu Sheng pulled a chair over and sat not far from Ye Mu. He signaled Wen Cai not to worry. Ye Mu wouldn't harm them, so there was nothing to be afraid of.
"I'm just very curious. Master and Uncle-Master said that you were a genius, but unfortunately, you became a ghost. If only you hadn't died, my master would have guaranteed to take you in as his last disciple.”
These words were not pleasant to hear!
'I'm still feeling uncomfortable. How did I become a ghost?'
System, come out, I want to curse!
"We don't have any other intentions. We're just curious about ghosts. After all, we don't have many opportunities to come into contact with them. Master doesn't allow us to touch or approach those guys in the ancestral hall.”
"You said that ghosts are the souls of people after they die. After they become ghosts, do they have the same habits as when they were alive?”
"Of course it's the same."
Wasn't this nonsense?
Ye Mu felt that these two were wasting his time and yawned out of boredom. Ye Mu was not interested and said,"
"After all, people will become ghosts after they die. Ghosts will also retain the habits of humans.”
"Humans need to eat and sleep, but ghosts can eat and sleep too. Although ghosts won't starve to death if they don't eat, they won't feel sleepy if they don't sleep.”
"Humans can get married, have children, and do shameful things. Ghosts can also do that. Not only can two ghosts get married, but they can also have ghost babies. Of course, they can also do it with humans.”
Ye Mu started to encourage them.
The love between humans and ghosts is so exciting. Don't you want to try?
I don't want to. Don't look for me.
Wen Cai was so scared that he quickly shook his head, indicating that he did not want to do anything shameful with a ghost, let alone have a child with a ghost.
"Really?"
Contrary to Wen Cai, Qiu Sheng was pleasantly surprised.
“........”
This guy wouldn't really want to give it a try, right?
If he really went to try, wouldn't Ninth Uncle come looking for trouble with me?
Tsk, I was too careless. This kind of joke can't be made casually.
Realizing this, Ye Mu rolled his eyes at Qiu Sheng,"
"What are you thinking? Humans and ghosts are still male ghosts and women.
Even if they could give birth, they would give birth to some messy demonic babies, the very terrifying kind.
Moreover, after such a thing happened, that woman was basically finished. It would be difficult for her not to die.”
"You're dreaming if you want to find a female ghost to give birth to a child. Be careful not to be squeezed dry and sucked to death.”
He wondered if Qiu Sheng would still be stared at by the female ghost Xiao Yu.
If he was really being stared at, then his delusions of wanting to do shameful things with the female ghost would come true. He hoped that he would not be sucked dry.
What female ghost Xiao Yu? Ye Mu wasn't interested at all.
It was not that he was a Saint Seiya, but that Xiaoyu was too ugly.
Ye Mu would never forget Xiao Yu's ugly face, which was enough to scare people.
Only Qiu Sheng would dare to touch such a heavy taste. Ye Mu felt inferior.
Knowing that Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were bold, Ye Mu reminded them,"
"The two of you should be careful. There are some things that you can't play with. Don't court death one day and be captured by a female ghost.”
There were many examples of this happening, and many people had unknowingly fallen for it.
"Do ghosts know how to use Daoist spells?"
"Do ghosts know how to use sword techniques?"
All kinds of strange questions came out of Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai's mouths, making Ye Mu blush.
What kind of messy questions were these?
I'm a ghost, how can I use Daoist techniques?
Aren't you afraid that the coffin of the founder of Maoshan Sect won't be able to hold him down?
However, he could consider his swordsmanship.
Only then did Ye Mu realize that he didn't know swordsmanship. The Ghost King Sword in his hand was comparable to a divine weapon, no different from a fire stick.
Why don't I learn a few moves from Ninth Uncle?
He didn't want to think about Dao techniques. After all, they were already considered to be of different races. However, sword techniques were definitely not a problem.
After chatting for a while and satisfying Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai's curiosity, Ye Mu finally sent them away.
"Ninth Uncle, haven't you seen enough? You have to be careful. Don't let your disciple be captured by the female ghost.”
"If they dare, break their legs!"
Ninth Uncle walked out from behind the door and snorted.
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