"Since you're already out on a blind date, let's not do all those fake things. I'll get straight to the point. As long as you can satisfy all my requirements, I'll marry you.”
In a high-end restaurant, Chen Yu had not even had time to sit properly when he heard the voice of the girl who had gone on a blind date with him today.
Chen Yu finally had the time to raise his head and glance at the girl.
Chen Yu was so frightened that he fell onto the chair.
The girl was as tanned as a coal ball. She had heavy makeup on, and her waist was wide and round. Her height and weight were estimated to be 150.
"Damn, what kind of person did Auntie Zhang introduce me to? His height is not even as high as my blood pressure!”
Even though Chen Yu was a little short of money, he was at least 183 cm tall and had a handsome figure.
And you're introducing this kind of crooked melon and broken dates?
However, even though he was complaining in his heart, Chen Yu was still very polite on the surface.
"Alright, go ahead."
Chen Yu said with a smile, but in his heart, he wanted to end this blind date as soon as possible.
If he looked at Dust Ball a few more times, he would probably not be able to sleep tonight.
"My requirements are not high. The first is that my other half of the monthly salary must be 50k!”
"Only in this way can I ensure that my standard of living will not decline. After all, she's a little fairy, and fairies need to spend a lot of money!”
"Ugh…cough cough, uh, what else?”
When Chen Yu heard this, he almost vomited. He hurriedly coughed to cover it up.
The fat girl stretched out two round fingers and gestured at Chen Yu. She then said,""Secondly, you must have a house that is more than 150 square meters in Tianhai City! Otherwise, I won't follow you if my life is not guaranteed!”
"Also, you have to get me a car. My small body can't squeeze in the subway! I don't have high requirements. Anything over a million will do.”
"My requirement for my partner is that she must be over 180 cm tall. Otherwise, it will affect her future generations! However, you're quite tall and handsome, so this one is considered to be up to standard.”
"Other than these basic conditions, you have to give me 30,000 yuan as pocket money every month and prepare gifts for me every holiday. Let me remind you, I don't accept cheap goods that are less than 10,000 yuan!”
"I'm also a very considerate person. If you don't have enough money when you get married, just prepare a betrothal gift of 880,000 yuan.”
"After we get married, we need to hire a nanny. I don't know how to do housework. Besides, I don't want to have children.”
"Also, I usually like to go disco dancing with my best friend. You can't go with me, and you can't be jealous…"
……
The girl on the blind date talked for five to six minutes in one breath. After saying all her requirements, she glanced at Chen Yu." My requirements are not high. You should be able to satisfy them, right?”
"I can satisfy you." Chen Yu nodded with a smile.
" That's great, then we…" The matchmaking girl's fat face was full of greasy smiles. She reached out to pull Chen Yu.
However, just as she stretched out her hand, Chen Yu's face suddenly turned cold and he said indifferently,""However, are you worthy?"
"What? You…you loser, how dare you talk to me like that? You, you, you can't have children! You scumbag! Dick cancer!"
"Pfft, a fairy? My daddy looks better than you even if he poops properly! You still have the face to mention so many conditions. Go eat sh * t!”
Chen Yu stood up immediately.
It would be a waste of his life to talk to this brainwashed woman.
"You scumbag! You actually dare to leave with me?!”
The blind date girl's thick arms were waving vigorously, and her fat body was trembling non-stop. It was obvious that she was trembling with anger.
However, when he saw Chen Yu walking towards the front desk, his expression eased up a little." Heh, this Nymphal still knows how to pay the bill. He's not hopeless."”
After all, she had just ordered a feast that cost a few thousand yuan. If she had to pay for it herself, she would not have the money!
At the front desk.
"Sir, may I know what kind of service you need?”The receptionist said very gently.
Apparently, the receptionist had also heard the money-grubber's words. She looked at Chen Yu sympathetically.
"Give me a bottle of salted soda."
After saying that, Chen Yu casually threw out two coins.
"Ah?" The receptionist was dumbfounded.
She had thought that Chen Yu was going to pay for the gold digger and was feeling indignant.
She did not expect Chen Yu to walk to the front desk just to buy a bottle of soda.
"Puff!"
"Hahaha!"
"This young man is amazing!"
"What a coquettish operation!"
Hearing that, the customers who had been paying attention to him started to discuss in a low voice.
A few men who had come out to eat with their girlfriends secretly gave Chen Yu a thumbs up.
They looked mockingly at the gold digger who was posing coquettishly in the distance.
If she knew that Chen Yu did not pay the bill, she would probably be so angry that her mouth would be crooked.
"Sir, this is your salted soda.”
The receptionist smiled and handed the soda to Chen Yu.
"Thank you." Chen Yu smiled and took a sip of the soda.
"Ding! Consumption Critical Hit Rebate System has been bound! Detected that the host spent two yuan to buy salt soda. Critical hit 50 million times. Received Koenigsberg one:1 worth 100 million!”
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