"Brat, your mother came to see you. Do you think we are thieves? You even hit me with a stick.”
"Even when you wet the bed when you were young, I couldn't bear to hit you.”
"It hurts so much."
Li Jianghe cried out, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. He quickly covered his aching thigh and walked to the sofa to sit down.
Although Wu Xiaoyin spoke aggressively, she doted on her husband.
With one hand on her waist, she moved forward and grabbed Li Yan's ear with the other. She said sternly,"What's wrong? Have you grown up? You even dare to hit your father. Are you going to hit your mother next?”
"Aiyo! It hurts, it hurts, Mom. How would I dare to hit you? I thought there was a thief in the house.”
Li Yan couldn't afford to offend his mother. He had always thought that his mother should be a physical education teacher.
"Steal my ass! There are surveillance cameras everywhere in your neighborhood. How can there be so many thieves? I think you just want to take the opportunity to beat up your father and me.”Wu Xiaoyin rolled her eyes at Li Yan.
Beating up his own parents?
Li Yan was defeated by his mother.
Only his mother could have such a strange idea.
"I was wrong, Mom. Can you let go first? I'll help you pack your luggage. You guys sleep in my room tonight, and I'll sleep on the sofa.”Li Yan raised his hands in surrender and changed the topic.
"That's more like it. At least you're tactful!”
Wu Xiaoyin smiled in satisfaction before returning to the sofa to show concern for Li Jianghe.
I suspect that I'm redundant!
Li Yan glanced at his parents who were lovey-dovey on the sofa and couldn't help but feel jealous.
Half an hour later, Li Yan returned to the living room after putting the two old men's luggage back into the closet.
When he was packing his luggage just now, he sensed that something was wrong.
It looked like the two old men were here to stay for a long time. They definitely weren't just here to visit him.
"Dad, Mom, how long are you going to play?”Li Yan took a bag of Hua Ziyan, which he always gave to clients at home, and threw it to his father.
"I haven't smoked for a long time." Li Jianghe picked up the cigarette and lit it up without hesitation.
He knew that his son was promising.
When he earned money, his son bought cigarettes to show respect to him. As a father, he was also happy.
"What, we just arrived and you want to chase us away?”Wu Xiaoyin's face darkened again. She had to admit that she was a tomboy and did not look like a language teacher.
"No, no, I'm just asking. This is only your second time here. I thought if you're staying here for a long time, I'd bring you to familiarize yourself with the nearby vegetable market.”
"You know that I'm busy. I rarely prepare food at home.”
"I can't let you two eat takeout with me. It's not healthy.”
Li Yan hurriedly arranged the decorations and gave a long speech of concern.
"Hehe, who knows what you're thinking.”
Wu Xiaoyin's expression softened a little before she asked seriously,""Son, are you in love?”
"No, absolutely not." Li Yan shook his head.”
Wu Xiaoyin didn't believe it. She had heard that there was a woman in Li Yan's house this morning.
But she didn't say anything. Anyway, if she stayed for a few more days, Li Yan would have nowhere to hide.
"If you don't, then hurry up. Your father and I are here to supervise your relationship. If you're in a relationship, we'll leave.”
"What if it doesn't work out?" Li Yan paused.
"It didn't work out. I guess we'll be spending the New Year here this year.”
After Wu Xiaoyin finished speaking, Li Yan quickly took out the calculator beside him.
"Zero! Zero! Zero!"
"1.25 million multiplied by 0.3 equals 375,000.”
"375,000 minus 80,000 equals 295,000!”
"We're still short about 300,000!" Li Yan shouted.”
"300,000?" Wu Xiaoyin was puzzled. What 300,000? Do you owe someone money?"
Li Yan smiled bitterly." I'm just calculating how much it would cost to buy a three-bedroom house. You can't possibly let me live on a sofa for four or five months, right?"”
What the f * ck!
Wu Xiaoyin didn't say anything and slapped Li Yan's forehead.
"Little bastard! Your mother raised you up. What's wrong with staying a few more days? Why do you despise us so much?”
"Haha, I'm just joking, Mom. If you want to stay, then stay. However, I think that we should take things slow. Let's talk about it properly, okay? Don't touch me.”
Li Yan covered his head and smiled, but his mother's slap was indeed a little painful.
His father probably suffered a lot.
"Humph! I'll give you a month at most. If a month is not enough, I'll go to the matchmaking agency to find one for you.”Wu Xiaoyin's attitude softened.
"No way." Li Yan cried.
"If you don't want me to go, then hurry up. Don't be like a block of wood. Which of your classmates isn't a father? Just say that he's the son of Old Wang next door."
Before Wu Xiaoyin could finish, Li Yan raised his hand and stopped her."Alright, Mom, I'll look for it, okay? You must be hungry. I'll order takeout for you first.”
"Yes, I want to eat salmon, two servings.”
Wu Xiaoyin stuck out two fingers and asked her husband beside her,"Old Li, what do you want to eat?"
"I'm simpler. I'll just make 20 oyster scallops and the like.”Li Jianghe said with a smile as he held a Chinese dumpling in his mouth.
Are they sure they're here to supervise my relationship?
Why did it look like he was here to escape?
Li Yan rolled his eyes and obediently ordered takeout for the two old men.
Then, Li Yancai was unwilling to stay with the two old men. He went to pack some blankets and made a bed on the sofa, trying to stay away from the two old men.
The two old men, on the other hand, were quite relaxed. They sat on the sofa, watching TV and eating melon seeds. They had no intention of helping at all.
Soon, a knock sounded on the door.
"Mom, clean up the table. The takeout has arrived.”
Li Yan shouted and went straight to the door to open it.
As soon as the door opened, Jiang Ran appeared outside with two big plastic bags in her hands.
"Hey! Your delivery girl is here. Mr. Li, please have your meal!”
Holy sh * t!
Why was Jiang Ran here?
Didn't I tell her to ignore me?
Li Yan slapped his head and exploded on the spot.
"Son, is the takeout here? Why haven't you brought it in yet?”
As soon as he finished speaking, Wu Xiaoyin had already walked out of the house.
Son!
Is this auntie Li Yan's mother?
Jiang Ran's delicate body trembled and she couldn't help but look up with a blush."Hello, Auntie. My name is Jiang Ran. Nice to meet you.”
After saying that, she bowed respectfully to Wu Xiaoyin.
What a joke!
This was her future mother-in-law. How could she not build a good relationship with her first?
If he could make his mother-in-law like him, wouldn't it be easy for Li Yan?
"Aiyo! Girl, you're so beautiful, your voice is nice, and you're so polite.”
Suddenly receiving Jiang Ran's enthusiasm, Wu Xiaoyin looked at Li Yan a little embarrassedly and asked,"Son, is this pretty little sister your friend?”
She was good-looking!
Her voice was nice!
People are polite!
His mother's praise undoubtedly made Li Yan break down.
As expected, the more one feared something, the more it would happen.
Based on his mother's evaluation of Jiang Ran, didn't this allow Jiang Ran to reach the goal in one step?
No, no, he could not let things develop like this.
"Delivery! She's a delivery girl!"
Li Yan quickly took the plastic bag from Jiang Ran's hand and waved for Jiang Ran to leave first.
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