Lin Feng heard two voices in his heart. What was there to be afraid of? In any case, she was the one who delivered herself to his door. It would be a waste not to eat it.
Another voice said," No, no, you're a beast. It's only the first day we met and you're already like this. What's this?"
Are you worthy of your parents 'education, worthy of the school's nurturing, and worthy of Little Junior Sister's crush?
Lin Feng was in a battle between the heavens and the earth. He instantly lost his focus. After that, he felt his shoulders being grabbed by a pair of hands.
Very soon, Lin Feng reacted. She was going to give him a massage again.
Lin Feng felt that he was slowly losing his rationality.
"Taotao, I'm thirsty again. Help me get another glass of water.”Lin Feng used this lame excuse again. However, it was true that Lin Feng was truly thirsty and his throat was extremely dry.
Taotao said coquettishly," I'm not going. Brother Feng, you're lying. You just drank the water and you're already thirsty. Do you think I'm Hello Kitty? Annoying!”
I'm going to faint. She actually knows about such an advanced thing as Hello Kitty!
Lin Feng's head gradually became dizzy. Just as he was at a loss for words, his phone suddenly rang, giving him a fright.
He didn't know who was the one who shot him so accurately. It was like a timed bomb. Just as Lin Feng was about to transform into a wolf, cold water was poured over him.
Oh my god, upon closer inspection, it was Situ Xun. Lin Feng was so frightened that he almost peed his pants. He felt extremely guilty, as if he had been caught red-handed and was about to be beaten 50 times by the Judgement Staff.
In an instant, all his thoughts disappeared. A basin of cold water was poured over his head and flowed down his back.
"Don't come any closer. I'm taking a call!"
Lin Feng stood up and shook off Taotao, who had a resentful and unwilling expression. He took two steps into the toilet and locked it. After taking a few deep breaths, he pressed the call button.
"Hello,"
"Hello, Student Lin Feng, do you still remember me?”These words came from the phone.
Lin Feng smiled bitterly. Lin Feng might have forgotten how to write his name, but he wouldn't forget her, right?
"Uh, sorry, may I know who you are?" Lin Feng pretended to be crazy.
"Aiya, you, Student Lin Feng, actually dared to forget about me!”The goddess said angrily.
Lin Feng chuckled." I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I've been studying too hard recently, so my memory isn't very good. I forgot for a moment…Oh right, I remember now. You're Ah Hua, right?”
"…You're infuriating me. I'm not Ah Hua!”She gritted her teeth.
Lin Feng continued to act dumb.”
"You!" She probably had the urge to stomp Lin Feng to death. She spoke in an extremely depressed manner,"I want to see how many people you have to say before you can say my name.”
"Haha!" Lin Feng couldn't help but laugh.""Alright, alright. You're beautiful, noble, generous, and have a great figure. You're the fairy that descended from heaven to the human world, Situ Xun. How could I dare to forget you? If I forget, I'll be crushed to death by you.”
Situ Xun laughed as well. Her laughter was very pleasant to the ears, surpassing all other voices in the world." Student Lin Feng, you actually dare to tease me, right? You sure have guts.”
"I wouldn't dare. I've always been very timid. How would I dare to tease the beautiful and generous Situ Xun?”Lin Feng smiled.
It was as if he was in a dream. Lin Feng was actually able to talk to his goddess in such a relaxed manner, as if they were old friends who had been close for many years. Furthermore, she was a fair, rich, and beautiful woman who was at the top of the pyramid. This feeling truly made Lin Feng feel as though it was illusory and ethereal.
"Where are you, Student Lin Feng?"
Lin Feng glanced around." He's outside. What about you, Student Situ Xun?"”
"Me? I'm at home. I just took a shower. I was bored and called you.”Her voice was a little lazy.
For some reason, when Lin Feng heard the word 'show', coupled with her lazy voice, his thoughts immediately ran wild, and his saliva flowed all over the ground.
"Oh, I thought you were kind enough to ask me out for dinner again.”Lin Feng decided to squat on the toilet bowl and talk to his goddess on the phone. She couldn't see him anyway.
"You just want to." "It's too unfair. I'm the one who treats you every time. You've never treated me to a meal before." No, it's too embarrassing. You have to treat me to a meal.”
Lin Feng was amused. Was this the second time his goddess took the initiative to ask him out? This was too…surreal.
Lin Feng couldn't help but size himself up in the mirror. Other than his figure being passable, his appearance and background weren't presentable at all. He belonged to the general public, and at most, he could brag a little. How could this make the goddess fall for him?
Could it be that he had seen too many goddesses, tall, handsome, and rich? This was the first time he saw a low-level sculpture like Lin Feng and he felt that it was very interesting? Just like when she first heard Lin Feng's name, she felt that it was very fun?
"As long as you're willing, it won't be a problem for a lifetime, let alone a meal!”
Oh no, he actually said the wrong thing in a moment of absent-mindedness. Lin Feng really wanted to slap himself twice.
She fell silent. Lin Feng's heart sank…
After a few seconds of silence, she said generously,"Alright, you said it. Then I'll eat you for the rest of your life until you're poor. Let me tell you, I'm very picky with my food. You have to work hard to earn money, or else I'll eat you poor all of a sudden.”
Lin Feng started. What did this mean? Was he joking, or was he hinting at something? Lin Feng really wanted to directly say to her,'Elder sister, can you speak more clearly?'
" A lifetime is simple. Soy milk and youtiao for three yuan every morning, ten yuan for lunch and dinner, and five yuan for a serving of soup noodles for supper. Twenty-eight yuan a day, a year…"
"Uh, let me calculate. It's only 10,000 yuan a year. It's very cheap.”Lin Feng chose to act.
The goddess was also pretending." Hmph, in your dreams. You want to send me away with 28 yuan a day? You're really a profiteer."”
Lin Feng laughed foolishly. After that, the two of them chatted for a while more. She said that she was tired and wanted to rest. Lin Feng agreed. Then, she said that she was free tomorrow and asked Lin Feng if she was free.
When Lin Feng heard this, he was so happy that he almost jumped up and knocked his head against the ceiling.
Then, she nodded like a chick pecking at rice. Of course, there was. Situ Xun had to say it! Then I'll call you tomorrow. See you…
See you, see you, see you…
Lin Feng kept muttering these four words as he whistled and walked out. He had a smug expression on his face, looking extremely flirtatious and asking for a beating.
Taotao looked at Lin Feng with a strange expression." Brother Feng, you picked up money inside. You seem to have changed into a different person the moment you went to the toilet.”
Lin Feng was a person who would get carried away when he was smug. He couldn't help but scratch Taotao's nose. Then, he smiled and said," Little girl, don't mind so much…Uh, this, sorry, sorry…"
Lin Feng immediately reacted and cried out in his heart. This was because Taotao had mistakenly taken Lin Feng's unintentional scratching of his nose as a signal and hugged him.
However, Lin Feng had just received a call from the goddess of his dreams and even invited her to have a meal with him. Right now, he was in a saint-like state and completely lost his interest from before.
Lightly breaking free from her embrace, Lin Feng calmly spoke,""Taotao, go out first. I'll call you if there's anything.”
"I don't want to." At first, she thought that Lin Feng was playing hard to get. Not only did he not let go, but he was even acting coquettishly.
The more she acted like this, the more Lin Feng felt disgusted. Finally, his tone turned cold."You've got the wrong person. I'm not interested in every woman. Let's go, leave me alone."
" Brother Feng, you…"
Lin Feng narrowed his eyes." You don't understand human language!？”
Perhaps it was because Lin Feng's gaze was too cold, or perhaps it was because she recalled how vicious Lin Feng was when he was torturing Qiao Er just now. She actually shuddered and her eyes turned red as she hurriedly walked out.
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