Little Junior Sister's eyes flickered as she said,""I lied to you!"
"F * ck!" Lin Feng was overjoyed for nothing. He pointed a finger at his junior sister in disdain.
He was exhausted. When he returned to school, Lin Feng ignored his junior sister's unreasonable request to eat. He ran back to the dormitory and asked Cao Xiang to help him apply the medicinal wine.
Ten minutes later…
"Oh…Ah…Be gentle…Aiyo, I'm dying…"
Lin Feng threw himself onto the bed, his mouth constantly making strange sounds. From time to time, he would clench his fists and grit his teeth to endure the pain.
"Cao Xiang, be f * cking gentler, did you hear that? Can't you see that I'm seriously injured?”Lin Feng cursed without turning his head.
The dormitory was filled with the smell of medicinal wine. Cao Xiang was currently helping Lin Feng apply the medicinal wine.
With a smack, Cao Xiang directly slapped the wound on Lin Feng's back. The pain caused Lin Feng's entire body to tremble.
"Serves you right. I told you to act tough. You've been struck by lightning!”
Cao Xiang's hand strength wasn't just for show. It was almost comparable to a fitness man. There were a few times when Lin Feng almost couldn't win against him in arm wrestling.
He was very tall, 1.85 meters tall, and as strong as an animal. When he stood there, he looked like a human king kong.
Lin Feng changed his posture and spoke in a depressed manner,"Sigh, how would I know that I'm so unlucky? I was on a bus for no reason, but I actually met a fair, rich, and beautiful woman. Then, I was even forcefully kissed by her like a fly swatter.”
"Then, she was chased down by her ex-boyfriend, who was tall, handsome, and rich, and hired a bunch of idiots. If it weren't for…Aiyo, f * cking go easy on her…If I didn't experience it myself, I wouldn't believe it!”
Cao Xiang laughed heartlessly.”Then, he stretched his head over and winked at Lin Feng." How was it? Tell me about the scene at that time. Was the saliva of a fair, rich, and beautiful woman sweet? You had a reaction at that time, right? Hehe.”
"Get lost!" Lin Feng impolitely slapped Cao Xiang's forehead and pushed him away. He said in a bad mood,"Idiot! Do you think I'm like you, wanting to ride a female just because I see one? I'm very pure, you know. Go, go, go. Go to the side and cool off."
Lin Feng gave him a disdainful look. Then, he swept his messy bangs with a sanctimonious expression and said,"With your grandmother's legs, I didn't know what was going on at that time. We broke up in just two moves. How could I have experienced it?”
Cao Xiang had an expression of disbelief on his face. He pointed his middle finger at Lin Feng." Lin Feng, I've known you for six years. Do you think I don't know what kind of person you are? F * ck!"
Lin Feng's old face turned red from Cao Xiang's words. As expected, he had known Cao Xiang for six years. As soon as Lin Feng pouted, he knew whether Lin Feng was going to have diarrhea or fart.
Not to mention the fact that he was secretly happy back then, even now, Lin Feng was still fantasizing about it…
Lin Feng fantasized that Lin Feng would be coquettish, but he didn't dare to show it. If Cao Xiang saw through it, he would definitely publicize it to the whole world.
The reason why the two of them could be together until now was because they had a common hobby, which was to disgust each other and humiliate each other as the source of happiness.
"F * ck you, don't force your wretched thoughts on my pure thoughts.”Lin Feng scratched his feet and said,"Let's not talk about anything else. Lend me your phone."”
He took Cao Xiang's phone and dialed his own number. In the end, the notification said that the number he dialed was switched off. Lin Feng's heart instantly sank.
Cao Xiang gloated." Alright, you don't have to say anymore. You definitely won't be able to get it back. You'd better hurry to the construction site and buy one every few months."”
Lin Feng didn't say anything. He didn't have the strength to do anything. He lay on the bed and allowed Cao Xiang to ravage him. Lin Feng would scream from time to time.
He was too tired. Unknowingly, Lin Feng fell asleep. When he woke up, it was already close to six o'clock. Because he had taken a nap for too long, Lin Feng's head was very heavy and dizzy. There was not a single part of his body that wasn't sore.
Lin Feng got up from the bed and took a piss. He washed his face with cold water and drank a cup of warm water before feeling a little better.
At this moment, Lin Feng was the only one in the dormitory. There was a bento box left on Lin Feng's table. There was a small note on the bento box, and it was filled with words that were as crooked as earthworms.
When Lin Feng saw it, he saw that it was written like this: Lin Feng, I'm really impressed by you. You can sleep from 1 am to 5:30 am? You were probably a flying pig with broken wings in your previous life, the kind that landed face first! I'll beat you up for dinner. Your favorite braised pork…"
"Sigh, do you feel very touched? You have the urge to kneel and lick my boots. Hehe, forget it. I don't need to kneel and lick you. I can't thank you enough. Just help me wash last week's socks…
Then, it was signed off by the most powerful Cao Xiang.
Lin Feng, retch…
Cao Xiang was indeed the most shameless person Lin Feng had ever met.
However, when he looked at the scrawling words and the fragrant dishes, Lin Feng felt a little touched in his heart.
Because he was so hungry, he ate it up in a few bites. He was only 60% full and was not happy. After that, Lin Feng ran around the dormitory like a mouse looking for food. In the end, he ate two packets of biscuits and an apple before he was full.
He turned on his computer and logged on to the internet. Cao Xiang returned shortly after, followed by two men and a woman. The two men were the other two roommates in the dormitory. One was called Zhang Yijiu, and the other was called Li Lianshen.
Zhang Yijiu was a top student who wanted to take the postgraduate entrance examination, while Li Lianshen was a fake tall, handsome, and rich man who wanted to make the entire school suffer. Lin Feng and Cao Xiang, these two true characters, could not compare to him.
However, the other female was none other than the junior sister who had fooled Lin Feng today, Luo Xiaoyan.
Upon seeing the strange smile on Cao Xiang's face, Lin Feng instantly knew that it was definitely him who had summoned her.
"Aiya, you're so annoying. Why aren't you wearing any clothes?”
Little junior sister covered her face and stomped her feet, looking very shy. But Lin Feng could clearly see that she wasn't covering her face tightly at all. The gaps between her fingers were too wide, revealing her round eyes, causing Lin Feng to be very speechless.
"Damn, aren't you wearing pants?" As Lin Feng spoke, he rolled his eyes.
" Erm, I heard from Cao Xiang that you were injured, so I brought some medicine over…Don't move, take off your clothes…"
Lin Feng's face was filled with black lines. He was simply speechless. Women were indeed the most unreasonable creatures on this planet. Just now, he was asking Lin Feng why he wasn't wearing any clothes. In the blink of an eye, he was asking Lin Feng to take off his own clothes.
"Don't, granny, your Brother Xiang already helped me apply it just now.”Lin Feng hurriedly held back his junior sister's hand that was about to lift Lin Feng's clothes.
He said with a bitter face," I really did apply it. It's much better now. Have a cup of tea first…That, Cao Xiang, aren't you going to pour tea for our junior sister?" What are you staring at? I haven't returned the 500 yuan yet. Hey, you're still staring…"
Cao Xiang gave Lin Feng a thumbs up and mouthed," You're awesome." Then, he obediently went to pour tea.
Unfortunately, Little Junior Sister was still too valiant. Lin Feng, as a man, couldn't resist her. In the end, he was humiliated and his shirt was taken off. Then, he lay on the bed and let her apply medicine on his body.
"Oh my god, it's swollen. Who hit you so hard?”Little junior sister's cold hands gently stroked Lin Feng's back. It was itchy, causing Lin Feng to feel a strange sense of discomfort.
Back in the dormitory, Zhang Yijiu continued reading and studying. Li Lianshen walked over and put on what he thought was the most handsome smile. He flirted with his junior sister and said,"Hello, Junior Sister Luo. My name is Li Lianshen. Nice to meet you. I wonder if I have the honor to know your QQ or WeChat?”
Little Junior Sister pinched him from the corner of her eyes and said lightly,""Sorry, I don't use QQ. Forget about WeChat.”
Li Lianshen's handsome smile froze. He shrugged and said,""That's a pity." After that, he said to Lin Feng," Lin Feng, it's my birthday tomorrow night. It's being held in Tianhai. At that time, you and Junior Sister Luo must remember to support me."”
Lin Feng nodded." Don't worry. You still don't know my personality. It's a waste not to eat. Who wouldn't eat if I ate for free? When the time comes, you just have to prepare to bleed.”
Li Lianshen smiled faintly and went back to his work.
Suddenly, Little Junior Sister's phone rang. She listened for a while and then passed the phone to Lin Feng with a strange expression." Here, it's for you."”
Lin Feng took the phone doubtfully." Hello, this is Lin Feng.”
Strangely, there was no response from the other end of the phone. Lin Feng only heard the sound of shallow breathing.
"Hello, are you listening? I am Lin Feng."
F * ck, there was still no movement. Lin Feng thought that there was no signal and muttered,""F * ck, China Mobile is too much. They actually dare to have no signal in the city. He really can't do without scolding…"
Just as Lin Feng was about to hang up the phone, a sudden burst of laughter came from the other end of the line…
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