The story began at the aquarium at No. 17 Weird Fish Street…
Two pink heart-shaped kissing fish were swimming happily in the blue water in the glass tank!
" I need you. I'm a fish. The air in the water is your narrow-mindedness and bad temper…"
"Honey, I'm so hungry!”
"Are you possessed by a pig? All you know is to eat and eat. You have to recognize that you are a fish! Kiss the fish! Endure it!" She continued to sing," I need you, I'm a fish…Uh…Okay, I think I'm hungry too…"
"Ah! Look, look, the hala juice of Zhu Xiaoyu has already flowed to his chin!”
"Ah! It's true! Haha! She must be having that dream of counting money again. We'll just have to wait and see her get scolded by the manager!! You only know how to daydream, gold digger!! Both of her eyes were filled with RMB! B.S. Gold digger! Hmph, I didn't even know that a fish was already hungry. Very hungry! Uh…Speaking of which, we really haven't eaten in a long time. No wonder we didn't have enough confidence when we sang just now!!”
"Speaking of which, why does Zhu Xiaoyu love tickets so much? Sigh, what's so good about money? What do you need so much money for? Isn't it happiness to be full?，Ah, humans are really strange animals…"
……
WHAT？! WHO？! Who was the one who said 'what's so good about money'?？! A fellow who doesn't know how lucky he is! Drag him out and bury him!
Uh…this…seems a little too much.
However, which idiot wouldn't love money? Idiots! Don't give it to me, give it all to me! Oh，Moneymoneygomyhome! With money, even if I go out, I want to jerk off!!
Ring!
I opened my sleepy eyes and looked around the aquarium. There was no one there!! That was strange! But the bell seemed to have rung before. Could it be that I'm dreaming? Err…Speaking of dreams, I'm going to blush a little. That was too exciting. I just saw Alice in Wonderland. There was a beautiful swimming pool as big as the ocean. That's not the main point. The main point was that the pool was filled with gold coins!! There was a circle of beautiful men around the pool! Ah! It's so dazzling, so dazzling. I have to wear sunglasses to cover the glaring light of the gold coins…It's simply a pool of money and a forest of flesh. Wahahaha--
Dreaming was definitely not the happiest thing. Counting money was!
This aquarium called No. 17 is one of my many part-time jobs. In my 15-year-old life, money is everything!! Therefore, earning money was the way to go!
There were no customers at all…I looked at the seahorse wind chime in confusion…sleepy…sleepy…my eyelids seemed to be cursed, and I couldn't open them no matter what…
ZZZZ……
ZZZZZZ……
Wow! What blue sea water, HOHO.
I swim, I swim, I swim here and there.
" I need you. I'm a fish…"
Wow, my beautiful legs have turned into a fish tail!!
Oh yeah, I've become a fish. I'm not afraid at all because I, Zhu Xiaoyu, am a beautiful visual girl who loves flowers when she sees fish. Even if I become a mermaid, I'll still be a super mermaid.
Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful super mermaid in the world?
Of course, it was the Mermaid Princess Zhu Xiaoyu!
Correct answer! Add ten points! I covered my little face in joy…Ahahaha…
Suddenly-!
What was it? I felt that my body was tightly held by a slippery and soft object! Sticky and soft…
Puke! So disgusting! So disgusting!
Not good! It was actually a huge octopus! Heavens, what a huge one! Help! Help! Sob…
Just as I closed my eyes in despair and was ready to die, suddenly-!!
I felt like I was thrown out…
Then, a concerned voice sounded in his ear.
"Yu 'er, Yu' er, are you alright?”
What a magnetic voice, boy. Wow, he must sing very well. Alright then, I want to be a talent scout, I want to be his manager, I want to release a record for him, and then, I'll cross my legs and count the money!
I gently opened my eyes and welcomed my savior!
HOHO!! It was a prince with a silver crown on his head! Long eyelashes, eyes that were as charming as an elf, and a nose bridge that was as sharp as a moon god…
Oh, so handsome! Wahaha, if she had a good voice and good looks, she would be an idol and earn a lot of money.
Cooperate with me, handsome. Let me package you. You'll definitely become famous!
My cute little abacus is making noise again.
Oh my god! He's leaning over…leaning over!! Uh…Isn't this too close? I can feel the tip of his nose touching me!! His dark and deep eyes looked at me, and I suddenly felt my heart beat violently. He…he's not going to kiss me, is he?!! Ahhh, what should I do, what should I do? Doesn't he want to cooperate with me? Because he fell in love with me? Would he? Was that so? Was that even possible? Then…then I'll let my rationality take a break and let my emotions control me!
Well…actually, after we're engaged, we can also work together. We can earn money together!
Hoho, come on, my dear prince! A kiss to seal their relationship!
" My dear prince, don't be afraid. I will tell you Satan's sweet words…"
I gently moved my lips closer, like kissing a fish.
Comeon, Prince…Come on!
Come on…
……
Bang!
At that time, I was only 0.1 seconds away from the prince's lips. Suddenly, something cold hit my head, causing me to fall from the other side of the cloud...
"Who is it? Destroy my kissing scene with the prince? Break my dream of making money? I'll drag him out and bury him!" Angry! The thing that Xiaoyu hated the most in her life was having her beautiful dream disturbed. It was only 0.01 seconds away. My beautiful dream was gone in the blink of an eye! My tickets…
ORZ went first.
"My dear pig…Student Xiao Yu?!! Are you planning to drag the manager out and bury him?”
A gust of cold wind blew across his face!
Oh no, the store manager, Uncle Penguin, had returned.
Haha, do you know why I'm called Uncle Penguin? Hahaha, because he was so fat that he swayed like a penguin when he walked, and when he stood up straight, he couldn't even see his toes, and his stomach was like a penguin.
Don't be reckless, Zhu Xiaoyu! Uncle Penguin is staring at you! He was sweating profusely. He was indeed too reckless.
"Ahaha!" I quickly laughed and pretended that nothing would happen." That…hehe, I'm going to feed the fish!”
Quickly dodge!
I weaved through the colorful glass fish tanks to avoid the uncle's angry glare…
The fish in the glass tank swam around leisurely.
Whoosh, whoosh, just as I walked to the most beautiful and gorgeous kissing fish…
HOHO！
"Alright! The two of you are actually kissing secretly again!! Humph! I looked at the transparent glass tank. Under the blue light, the water in the tank was as transparent as the sea. The green water grass floated leisurely along with the water flowing into the oxygen pipe. Two cute kissing fish were kissing sweetly between the colorful stone and the water grass...
It seemed that being a fish was indeed quite leisurely! Looking at the kissing fish, I thought of that beautiful dream that had died. Originally, I could have kissed my prince too. Sigh, I sighed and humphed gloomily." A light kiss with your eyes tightly closed. It might not be you or not. A kiss as light as a dream…"
Suddenly-!
Boom!
That…the scene of the sudden intrusion…?？
It was…
What…?
Through the glass fish tank, the Ms was…a boy's face!
No! That was the most handsome face I, Zhu Xiaoyu, had ever seen in my life!
Through the blue sea water, his dark black hair glowed with a faint blue light. He had good-looking eyebrows, a strong nose, tightly pursed lips that accentuated his beautiful lip line, exquisite facial lines, and a deep and focused gaze that was curious about the kissing fish in the fish tank...
Hungry God! Can a boy be so handsome? Was he so focused? Although she didn't want to admit it, this handsome and obedient look clearly gave off the feeling of a prince in a fairy tale. If she accidentally met his gaze, would she…Eh? Like in novels? Did he feel like he was struck by lightning? Uh, would it be impossible to climb back up after falling in and feel like it was beyond redemption…? Was he that powerful?
Sigh, who cares. I'm fine anyway, because the feeling he gives me is-D * mn, so much money!!
Wahaha, that, it's not that I'm mistaken, but rather blushing, D said that in my fifteen-year-old life, handsomeness basically equates to money! As long as it was a handsome boy, I would be able to turn his handsomeness into money. His photos, his files, oh, the mineral water bottles he had drunk…These were not ordinary things. They were tickets.
As long as there were women, they could be exchanged for money. This was the unchanging rule of the market. Hehe!
He would secretly take out his phone and take a few photos. Anyway, no matter how he sold it, he would make a lot of money.
I'll take it, I'll take it from another angle…
He patted again and again!
After filming!
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2．
Alright, he had finally taken enough. He had to earn extra money and work. It was time to serve the customers.
He put away his phone and moved forward at the same time…
"Ouch!" He bumped into his face.
What is it?
I covered my nose and looked up to find that the handsome face that I had secretly taken photos of countless times was being close-up in front of me!!
Xianhan, when did he appear in front of me? Ah, no, no. When did I come to him?!! The photo was taken too passionately,==||| I feel cold for myself.
However, based on my height of 160 cm, he should be at least 182CM above sea level, right? However, so what if the altitude was high? You can look down on petite people?
"Why?" Even though I was extremely domineering, I still asked carefully.
He didn't speak! He lowered his head and stared at me. I lowered my head too and realized that it was too late for me to retract my hand that was holding the phone! Oh no, so I was caught secretly taking photos. Uh, I was really devastated. D said, I've already taken photos in front of me. It would be strange if I wasn't discovered!
Next, she would hand over her phone and let him trample it on the ground, right?
No! He didn't even want to die! Dear, I saved up a lot of money for a long time before I bought this phone. At most, I'll just deny it. I can ignore reason, but I have to have principles. My principle is that I won't hand over my phone even if I die!
"You…What do you want?" I was a little flustered.
He still didn't say anything. Although he looked really cool like this, at any other time, I would definitely pick up the camera and snatch the camera, but now, I only care about my phone! That cost me a lot of money.
"You…What are you doing?”In my nervousness, I started to stutter.
Acting cool and looking at me? But why do I feel like he's pretending to be cool? That was right. He clearly felt like laughing, but he didn't. In short, it was strange. In short, my scalp was numb from being stared at.
I'll go all out!
"Let me tell you, you can't snatch my phone, or I'll yell molestation!”In a moment of desperation, I could only strike first!
There was finally some expression on that cool and untalented face.
"Miss, you stepped on my foot!”
What a cold voice! A voice as cold as the sea!
But…hmm? Feet?
I looked down at my foot in confusion. It was accidentally stepping on someone else's foot!
If you step on a handsome guy, just quickly lift him away!
I quickly lifted my foot." Ahaha, I'm sorry. There are fewer people here, and there are fewer feet. I didn't feel anything when I stepped on it. Do you want me to help you wash your shoes?”
His shoes were very expensive, and he looked at the clothes on his body. Although he couldn't tell what brand it was, from the cut and design, it must be expensive. Anyway, it's something that people like me have no way of knowing!
The young master of a rich family! Initial appraisal!
Further analysis.
The elegant and noble temperament that he exuded must have received a very noble education!
The pattern on the ring on his left pinkie finger looked so mysterious and classic-his family must be very old!
It looked like he had a great background. He was most likely the descendant of a famous sect!! Wow, if it's a famous family, they definitely don't lack money. They probably won't cooperate with me. Sigh, what should I do? He doesn't lack money, but I do! Otherwise, how could my Zhu Xiaoyu become a princess and marry into a wealthy family? How can I turn his money into mine?
This was something that he had to consider carefully! Hehe!
However, compared to him, this lady seems too ordinary. Not counting the number of jobs, as for my background…I unconsciously touched the tag on my wrist. After this worthless thing followed a poor man like me, it seemed no different from the cheap goods on the roadside stalls. I really don't know why mom had to tie one for me and my little brother…
"No need." He stared at me for a long time before replying in a cold voice.
Wahaha, it's best if you don't need it. Otherwise, I'll be on tenterhooks carrying the shoes of a rich young master because I can't afford it!
"Um…what kind of ornamental fish do you want to buy?”In order not to let him think about the secret photos, she quickly found a topic to distract him.
As expected, he looked down at the kissing fish in the water and then turned to look at the guppies next door. The expression on his face was-expressionless!
Wow, isn't this too cool? I don't mind being so cool! However, if you try your best to act cool, I'll take photos and sell them for a good price. I won't give you a commission!
While my thoughts were running wild, his eyes were already focused on the guppies. After a long time, he muttered,
"I want this."
Her voice was still cold, but it was so pleasant to hear. My little idea of being a talent scout began to stir again. The voice was as cold as the sea. Could he be a prince who swam up from the sea?
Bullshit!
I shook my head to get rid of those boring thoughts and returned to being a waiter."Hehe, so you like guppies?”
"I want this." The cool voice repeated, completely ignoring what I had just said.
"Hehe, I know you like guppies, but I have to remind you that although guppies have beautiful butterfly-like tails, they are not as cute and easy to raise as kissing fish.”I, Zhu Xiaoyu, have seen countless people and fish. I can tell that he likes kissing fish. He chose guppies because he was temporarily attracted by their appearance!
"Two guppies." He looked at me and said word by word. His expression was as if I was retarded and couldn't understand him.
"Alright, stop emphasizing. I'm not an idiot. I just think that you seem to like kissing fish very much. Moreover, this is easier to raise!”I explained in boredom that it was very uncomfortable to be treated as a retard.
"…Two of each."
HOHO! You've changed your mind, hehe. You've listened to my advice!，I didn't guess wrong, right? He does like kissing fish.
After fishing out the fish and putting it away, he suddenly realized that he was faced with a huge problem. But who was he? Where do you live? How do I contact them? I haven't even gotten his information yet. If I let him go for nothing, wouldn't my dreams be gone?!
No! I have to think of a way!
3
One, two, three! Alright, the plastic bag looks good now. At this time, the little abacus in my heart was playing for a while. It was good! I handed over the plastic bag first, then " The customer is God's smile ", and then-
"Ah, right, our after-sales service is very thoughtful. If the customer leaves their contact information, we will conduct regular investigations and ask about the growth of the small fish and any problems the customer has encountered in the process of raising the fish. We can help solve these problems. If the small fish is sick, we will also provide free door-to-door service!!”
I didn't give him any chance to think " if not...". I quickly reached out with my small claws, grabbed the paper and pen beside me, and handed them to him.
Without any doubt, he signed a string of numbers.
Ahaha, so handsome guys are so easy to fool. Zhu Xiaoyu, you're really too smart!
Haha, the flowers in my heart are blooming. The world is so beautiful. Soon, I will earn my tickets. God bless those who work hard to get rich.
After sending off this future lucky cat, I proudly hummed a little tune." I need you. I'm a fish. The air in the water is your narrow-mindedness and bad temper. Without you, I'm like a fish out of water..."
Uh…I'm hungry. It's time to get off work. Let's go home!
I was extremely Happy as I walked home. I was Happy because not only did I meet a handsome Maneki-Neko, but the manager also gave me my salary! Hehe, I'll reveal a little bit here. Uncle Penguin may be fierce, but he's actually a very nice person. He gave me a bonus.
Just as I was about ten meters away from home, I saw two familiar figures…
One of them was my mother, and the other was dressed in shabby clothes. Even if you used your knees to think, you could tell that he was a beggar!
What? A beggar? Mom? A beggar and his mother? Mom and a beggar?
Oh no!
" Wait!!!" I rushed towards my mom, not caring if others thought I was crazy. If I didn't shout, I would definitely regret it!
By the time I arrived at the entrance of the courtyard with my teleportation speed, the beggar only left me with a dazzling golden back. He waved his sleeves and didn't take away a single cloud.
"Mom!" I called. It was collapsing!
"Oh! My dearest Xiaoyu, you're off work!”His mother leaned over and tried to cover it up with a big, loving hug.
I won't fall for that!
"Did you give your living expenses to the beggar again?!”I used one hand to support my mother's face and blocked her from my arm.
"Sob, sob, sob…Xiaoyu is so angry that she won't let her dearest mother get close to her! Wuwuwu…and it's still an arm's length away…must you keep such a distance from your dear mother? Ah! So sad! I'm so sad!"
Her expression was so exaggerated that it could kill a camel!!
"Alright, don't give me that!”She's still pretending to be pitiful. I really have to be fierce to her.
"It's fine if he doesn't want to come. I'm sorry, Xiaoyu. I made you angry again. However, I only gave him a month's worth of living expenses.”Mom was still looking at me like a child asking for credit. She gave me an exaggerated Kwayi smile.
"What? A month?" Prodigal mother! Although helping is not a bad thing, our family's money doesn't fall from the sky. It's also earned through hard work, okay? Why did she spend it like paper?
"Don't be angry. If one month is too much, I'll only give him half a month next time! Come, let's go inside. It's time for dinner!”Unable to get close to me, Mom reached out and tried to pull my clothes…
" There's still a next time?!!" Furious!
Did she really have to anger her most beloved daughter so much that she would suffer internal injuries? Then, she would be unable to work, unable to hold a part-time job, and the whole family would sit at the gate of the courtyard and drink the northwest wind?!!==||| What kind of mother is this?
" I'm sorry…" Seeing my fierce look, Mom apologized weakly.
"Sorry, I can't eat it anymore, Mom!”How many times had he told her?
" Sob, sob, sob, I'm sorry, Xiaoyu…" As she spoke, she turned and walked out." I'm sorry, you definitely don't want to see me. I'll just run away from home!" Don't worry, Mom will take good care of herself! You have to take good care of yourself and your little brother! "Otherwise, Mom will be worried…" As she spoke, she walked out pitifully with an expression of a punching bag!!
ORZ!! God! What kind of mother was this?
"Alright! Stop acting! I'm hungry! Let's go home and eat!" I sighed weakly and pulled my "cute" mommy home.
"Hehe, I knew that our Xiaoyu was kind-hearted. She wouldn't let her mother wander the streets!”His mother turned hostile faster than flipping a book.
" I really don't know why beggars always come to me on the day I pay my living expenses…" ORZ。
"Because Mom told the beggar that you will pay your living expenses at this time of the month.”My little brother Xiaozhe leaned against the door and answered me.
" What?!"
I turned back to look at my mom. She was looking at me with the eyes of a guide dog, Little Q. Her front foot, which had just stepped into the door, was retracted.
I was speechless. She was really getting more and more fond of acting, and she was getting better at it…
I had the urge to crash into the wall and die. I turned around and suddenly saw Xiaozhe!! Very good, he finally had someone to vent his anger on!!
"Xiaozhe! Why didn't you stop Mom at home?!”As I said that, I pounced on Xiaozhe like a hungry wolf grabbing a sheep…
He did not expect him to dodge it so easily.
"Stop right there and come over to die!”
"Sis, you don't have to love money so much. We have enough money at home, so I can work part-time.”
"No! Let me do the money making. Study hard. If you can't get into Saint Sumo, I won't let you off!”
"It doesn't matter where you go to school."
"It's different!" I almost roared out. This damned brat, why was he always unable to understand the situation?
"You said I look like an auntie! Damn brat!"
My little brother had already pulled my mother into the house. I sighed helplessly. What kind of people are this family…
There are only three people in this house: my mother, my younger brother Xiaozhe, and me. Dad passed away when Xiaozhe was nine years old. Other than a loving and mentally confused mother, he didn't give us anything.
Although Xiaozhe Tiansha looked like a dead man, didn't talk much, and liked to act cool, his results were top-notch. He even brought back a scholarship from time to time. Heh, having a little brother who didn't have to pay tuition fees made me feel very good about this. Therefore! A place that truly suited Xiaozhe's temperament! It was Saint Sumo! Other than the fact that he didn't have money, Xiaozhe fit all the criteria!! My goal is to save enough money before my little brother goes to high school, or find a rich boyfriend to send him to St. Sumo!!
But forget about Mom. If we can't cure her every day, sooner or later, we'll all be sitting in front of the courtyard with stools…
Sigh, I sighed. I lowered my head and touched the tag hanging on my hand. Then, I looked up at the sky. Dear dad, you will bless us, right?
"Oh, my dearest Xiaoyu, come in quickly. There's fish for dinner again today.!……Ah Xiaozhe! You can't be picky. You have to eat more fish…"
"I don't want it. I'm tired of it."
"You have to eat even if you're tired of it. Not only can you become smarter by eating more fish, but you can also stay young forever, just like mom!”
"No, give it to my sister. She probably needs it more!!”
"Damn fellow, what did you say? How dare you discriminate against my dear sister's intelligence!!”I rushed in aggressively…He must let me scratch him a few times to feel comfortable, right?
Seeing this, my dear mother quickly pulled me to sit down. Xiaozhe made a funny face opposite me, looking like he was asking for a beating!!
"Alright, stop fighting, you two. Look at Mommy, although I have you two babies, I'm still so young, beautiful, and super youthful!”His mother made an exaggerated cute POSE!
"That's because Mom got married early and had children early. She gave birth to my sister at the age of sixteen!”Xiaozhe added coldly.
O-O, oh! I almost forgot to tell everyone that whenever this is mentioned, my little brother and I feel that mom is really scary! Sixteen years old! Look at me, I'm already fifteen years old, but I don't even have a boyfriend!
Of course, I, Zhu Xiaoyu, have a great life goal! As for those 'nobodies'(no money, no looks, no figure), they were not included in the list!
But speaking of my dear mom, it's a good thing that I was in love with dad back then. Otherwise, my mom's reputation would be…
"Ahaha, Mom is more mature, more mature!”His mother kept laughing and found a way out for herself to quickly come down!!
My little brother and I didn't say anything else. To be precise, we should be used to it.
However, occasionally, I would look up at the sky and say to my dearest father,"Are you in love with Mom's stupidity?"
4
Was there any way to stop his mother from being overly loving? There should be a principle to helping people. He shouldn't help them like she did, right? Giving him a month's living allowance as soon as he arrived was too ridiculous!
After dinner, I lay in front of my desk and tried hard to think of a way. It was because a leopard could not change its spots. It seemed that he had to think of another way!
Forget it, I should finish that terrifying homework first. Opening my bag, a note floated down.
It was that Maneki-Neko from today!!
Oh, I remember now. I already have the photo. Then, I'll get that guy's information first hand. Then, I'll sell it to those love-struck girls in school and earn a sum of money. Hehe!
The best way to get close to the Maneki-Neko was to get close to him! The best way was to make him his friend and then get whatever he wanted.
He already had the phone number. As for how to make him his friend, it was more complicated. However, there were many ways. For example, he could make a phone call first to get in touch with his feelings, right?
When it comes to making phone calls, I still have my principles. Money and the happiness of having money can only be obtained through hard work. Therefore, taking the initiative to call a boy was just a chance for me to earn money. It had nothing to do with losing face! Haha, this, I, Zhu Xiaoyu, am the most open-minded. I have never lost face! HOHO!
Whoosh! Whoosh! Ms was still a little nervous! How should he say it? Although he is my lucky cat, I can't be too direct, right? Otherwise, she would scare him. Even if she didn't scare him, she would scare the flowers and plants.
How should he say it?
"Hi, Kitten, do you remember me? -- Who remembers you? What cat? Are you crazy…"
"Hey, Kitten, tell me your name and your birthday password! Doesn't this look like a household registration check?"
"Comeon, BABY, I'll go to your house tomorrow!! Uh…why does it sound like a special service?”
……
I stood by the phone…for a long time…in a daze.
Ring Ring---
The phone suddenly rang.
I picked it up without thinking. Kitty？”
Ah, my god, sometimes I really have to admit that even if it's a lucky cat, it can't be Hello Kitty, right?
"... Uh, hello, I... I'm looking for Xiao... Xiaozhe..." A delicate and timid girl's voice came from the phone.
It was Xiaozhe's call again! A girl again! And it was a girl with a different voice from last time!!! How many girls was he entangled with?!!
"Pig! Xiaozhe! Your phone!" I shouted.
"Say I'm not here!" Xiaozhe's voice passed through several doors in his room and reached my ears clearly and surely.
……
"They're clearly biological siblings. Why is there such a huge difference?!”I kicked the door of Xiaozhe's room open and stepped on Xiaozhe's stomach." I'm so affectionate and understanding. How could I have a heartless brother like you?! What? When the girls called, every one of them sounded pitiful! You didn't even pick up the phone?"
"Why would I answer those boring calls?!”
"You-! This damned brat, he was becoming more and more like a dead man. He was still acting arrogant in front of his sister?!”
"Look at my Nine Yin Reverse Bone Claw!" I stretched out my little claws and aimed at Xiaozhe's neck…
"Ahaha, you siblings have such a good relationship!”She didn't know when her mother came over. She stood at the door and was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth. However, she was a little blindly optimistic. How did this look like a good relationship?
"They're siblings, but they're so different. Mom, did you pick up this brat?”I said angrily.
"Eh? No, no! There's a tag as proof. Look, both of you have tags!”Mom really answered me.
"Xiaozhe's is definitely fake!" I said angrily.
"Ah, Xiaoyu said that it would hurt Xiaozhe. Haha, your dear father hung this up. It has your birthdays and your English names--”
Why did he have to show it to outsiders? His mother's nerves were indeed ridiculous sometimes!
Ring…The phone rang again.
"Sis, it must be you this time.”Xiaozhe, this damned kid, was still expressionless and cool when I grabbed his neck.
" How is this possible?!!" Don't even think about dodging this time. I'm going to scratch this damn brat to death!!
"Then why did you stay by the phone just now? Aren't you waiting for a call?"
I'm not waiting for a call, I'm calling the lucky cat! We can get to know each other, chat, and try to get as much information as possible. Then, we can sell them for money. Then, our family's life will be better. Little brother still has a good university waiting for him to go to. As for me, I'm the queen wearing sunglasses by the swimming pool full of gold coins…Haha!
Aiyo…Suddenly, a loud bang hit my head…
"Sister, how long are you going to be silly? Hurry up and answer the phone!"
Oh…phone call? I floated down from the clouds in my dream and glared at Xiaozhe."I'll let you off this time!" He went to answer the call.
This time, it was actually an order! What, do you think our family is a delivery man!!
I can't take it anymore! Even if it was a special service, he had to go all out. Hurry up and contact the lucky cat handsome guy. Otherwise, if he continued to dawdle, it would be too late. He would not recognize him anymore.
I picked up the phone and dialed the number that I had memorized.
"Beep…beep…"
A series of nervous and suffocating sounds came from the other end of the phone. At this moment, my palms began to sweat. Zhu Xiaoyu, you should have the temperament of a heroine who gallops on the battlefield and has the temperament of a hero! But the heart…
Bang!
Bang! Bang!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Cha---
It was connected!
"Hello-"
"Hehehe, it's me…"
" Dynamic Moving Company…"
What? [What?] What did I just hear?
Moving company?
Moving company? Dynamic Moving Company! Dynamic Moving Company! Dynamic Moving Company! Dynamic…Moving company…
Something was wrong! He must have dialed the wrong number just now. Why did he call the moving company?
No, if you made a mistake, you should try again. Keep up the good work.!
Hit again…
" Hello, Moving Company..."
Or a moving company? How could that be? The number was correct! However, a moving company? How could that be?
"Hello? Hello…Do you need to move?”
Oh, what a gentle voice. It seemed that the lucky cat family did not all take the cool route!
"Hehehe, is there someone as handsome as the prince in the moving company?”
"Yes! There's a princess and a knight here. Do you want them?!! Crazy!" The other party hung up the phone. I feel like another gust of cold wind is quietly blowing across my face…
Ah! I felt myself falling from the other side of the cloud, black and blue, how could it be? How could it be the moving company?!!
I felt that the world had fallen into darkness, and the path of money was bumpy!
Help!
5
A new day has finally begun. I have to go to school on Monday. Because of the Dynamic Moving Company, the nightmare of being haunted by a giant octopus continued at night. In the end, Prince also turned into a giant octopus!
It was simply terrifying and disgusting!
Sigh, I'll just treat it as a nightmare. I'd better not think about it and focus on school. I picked up my bag and prepared to leave.
"Princess Xiao Yu, Princess Xiao Yu!”
Damn Cai Wanshu, can you not call me that!
Cai Wanshu has been in my class since junior high school. He's my best follower. Wan Shu's family sold dried fish. His family was relatively rich, so he had Little Sheep. However, if it wasn't for the sake of saving the school bus fare and not being late, I wouldn't have bothered to ride his little sheep. My hair, which I had carefully groomed every day, was messed up by the wind, and I didn't have any temperament at all.
" Oh, Princess Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu..."
When I saw Cai Wanshu stretching his neck and shouting "Princess Xiaoyu" endlessly at my door, I directly smashed his face with my bag.
"Oh! Xiaoyu, how could you do this to me? I'm your Prince of Trees!!”Wan Shu touched his face aggrievedly and said pitifully.
"You're driving away. Do you want to be beaten up again?”I glared at Wan Shu.
"Oh."
Sunlight shone on me through the dense leaves. When I thought about how yesterday's Prince had become a moving company, I still felt an indescribable sense of loss. Clearly, clearly, I was so close to happiness, but!! But…
Suddenly--
Thud--
The little sheep meowed softly and suddenly stopped…
I suddenly smashed towards Wanshu…
It hurt!
"Ten Thousand Trees! What are you doing?" I rubbed my nose."Don't tell me your-little sheep-is on strike again!!”
An ominous premonition blew past my head…
"Ha, that…Xiao…Xiaoyu…I!”Wan Shu pulled my helmet." Run! Otherwise, we'll definitely be late!”
" Cai-Wan-Shu!!"
……
Yanxi High School's punishment for being late was really perverted.
Speaking of which, this was actually related to the glorious history of Yanxi High School.
Back then, Yanxi High School had always stood out among the other high schools with its strict school spirit. However, one day, the higher-ups came to Yanxi for an inspection and a group of students were late!! This was simply ironic for Yanxi High School, which had a strict school spirit! It was also this time that Yanxi High School was punished to not be qualified to be rated as a key high school for ten years. The old principal was so angry that he had a heart attack. Although his life was not in danger after being rescued, from then on, the school's rules changed.
The school gate had been changed into a lift gate that closed from the top. Every day, when the time came, the gate would be pulled and closed! Those who were locked outside the door would receive " preferential treatment " such as loosening the soil with toothpicks and cleaning the walkway floor with oil paintbrushes.
Just thinking about it was terrifying!
Therefore, the students of Yanxi Middle School started their day with nervousness.
Haha, so my daily pleasure is to sit on Cai Wanshu's little sheep and enter the school gate on time. Then, I will stand inside the gate and tidy up my hair that has been blown messily by the wind. At the same time, I will enjoy the moment when the late bell rings with Cai Wanshu. The students who are 5 meters, 3 meters, 1 meter, and 2 meters away from the gate will have different degrees of panic expressions. When the gate is half a meter away from the ground, those students who rush forward and roll in will look funny like potatoes rolling in!
Just like now…
Huff huff, one second before the gate was closed, Wanshu and I finally stood inside. We held onto the school gate and panted heavily as we gloated.
"Haha, that girl is wearing piggy underwear, and that boy bumped into another boy when he rolled in just now…Haha…Mars crashed into Earth…And that one, look, he must be too fat. He looks like he's having a hard time rolling!”I laughed loudly, and my mood suddenly became better. Whatever lucky cat handsome guy, whatever big octopus, they were all thrown aside! I'm still the beautiful visual girl, Zhu Xiaoyu! The world was still beautiful. There was a sun every day and a moon every night!!
"Oh, Princess Xiaoyu, you're finally smiling. You've been unhappy since we left the house!”Wanshu saw my smile and pretended to be happy.
"Alright, stop calling me Princess Xiao Yu, or I'll beat you up!”I raised my fist.
Wanshu quickly shut his mouth and subconsciously touched the face that I had smashed with my bag.
I patted my bag and coolly said,"Let's go to class." He walked towards the classroom."Ah, why do people have to go to school?”
"So handsome…"
"Oh my god, I don't want to breathe. How can there be such a handsome person in the world!!”
"God loves him too much, right?"
"Other than him, I don't want to see anyone else!”
……
6
As soon as he walked into the classroom, he heard a group of girls chattering like they were infatuated with him. What were they discussing again? Handsome? Was there any exciting plot in yesterday's drama? There wasn't any male lead in the movie who was handsome, right? Was there a Siberian Husky in the classroom? Wow, that was indeed handsome!
Hurry up and take a look!
She flashed into the classroom like a gust of wind.
"Xiaoyu! You're finally here!"
Eh, so disgusting. I saw my deskmate, Chengmei, with her heart shaped eyes. One look and I knew that she was almost dizzy. However, the way she pounced on me and hugged me was really scary!
"What are you doing? This will scare people to death!" I pulled her claws off her shoulders, but she couldn't stand steadily at all…
I supported her and watched as her little paws formed a dreamy little flower in front of her chest."Oh, Xiaoyu, did you know? I've never seen such a handsome person!”
Human? Handsome people? Oh? So the handsome one wasn't a Siberian Husky, but a person?!
"What a fuss! Haven't you seen a handsome guy before?" I'll give her a thumbs up.
"I'm serious. The moment I saw him, I started to regret not learning Chinese well!! There's no way to describe his handsomeness!"
"How handsome can he be?" I asked absent-mindedly as I searched for my textbooks in my bag. The woman was infatuated to a certain extent. It seemed that there was no medicine to save her.
"He's so handsome that you feel that all the beautiful words you've racked your brains to come up with to describe him are far from enough. It's far from enough…"
This was so exaggerated!
"Who is so handsome that he doesn't have any laws?!”I slowed down my searching for textbooks and raised my head in confusion. I happened to see our student, Chengmei, looking at me as if she had seen a prince from a fairy tale.
Could it be that handsome men were being mass-produced this year? Yesterday, I saw the most handsome lucky cat in my life, and today, I have a new member in my class! If this went on, handsome men would not be rare anymore, and it would become increasingly impossible to make money by selling handsome men's information. It seemed that he had to think about it carefully and come up with a plan of " Xiaoyu Becoming a Princess Consort " to marry into a wealthy family! Yes, it's decided. Just like yesterday's lucky cat, it's obvious that he's from a wealthy family. He'll be listed at the top of the list of must-abduct targets!!!
My white-eyed beauty pinched my arm hard."He's the new transfer student from our class. You're right. He's really so handsome that there's no law. He just passed by the classroom and ignited the hearts of the girls in the class.”
I turned my head to look around and nodded."I can feel it!"
How did he die? Drooling himself to death! Did that mean that I stepped on a dead body just now?
Sweating, it was so cold to think about it!
"Yes, but he's in the administrative office now!!……Strange, why isn't he here yet…"
Dizzy! I coldly swept my gaze across the love-struck faces of all the women in the classroom. Each of them had a ruddy complexion, and they all had the aftereffects of having not yet faded away their lust. Of course, our student, Chengmei, is no exception.
ORZ! Orz for the umpteenth time! This group of ignorant little women, shallow! Too shallow! Can handsome be eaten? Handsomeness is used to make money, alright? For example, that lucky cat handsome guy from yesterday. If nothing unexpected happened on the phone, I might have already planned it out and hooked up with him. Maybe we would have kissed and become a princess now…Sigh, the world is unpredictable, the world is unpredictable, and the past is unbearable to look back on…
" Silence, class is starting!!" The Chinese teacher, who was wearing thick glasses, slammed the podium hard, suppressing the girls 'infatuated voices.
Aiya, this is bad. Whenever I see the Chinese teacher's spectacles, I feel dizzy and want to sleep. How can his lenses have so many circles? If she secretly hid his glasses, would he raise his arm and not be able to see her hand?
I am indeed bored!
It was better to sleep first. This class was nothing much. The next class was a life-threatening math class. It was a class that the math teacher would definitely pay attention to many times. He could not lose his spirit!!
Sleep…
ZZZZ……
ZZZZZZ……
I'm sleeping in a pile of gold coins, glittering and jeweled.
"Ah! Ah!" Screams came one after another.
Who was it? How dare you steal my gold coins! I'll drag him out and bury him!
I suddenly opened my eyes, still in a daze!
"He's here, he's here! Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu, he's here!!”Cheng Mei pulled my arm.
"Where did this monster come from? How dare you steal my money? Drag him out and bury him!”I was still shouting without realizing it.
"Aiya, no one is snatching your money! Wake up, wake up! Xiaoyu, he's here! That handsome transfer student, the dean has brought him here!”Cheng Mei slapped my face and rubbed my skin…
It hurts!
It seems that he is indeed a handsome person who can make our Cheng Mei decide to use all her skills to wake me up!
"Ah! Ah! Ah!"
A woman's scream!
Come on, this, this is the classroom, okay? Temperament! Pay attention to your temperament! Keep a low profile! One must keep a low profile!
However, my psychic power was useless. The whole classroom was like a big star!
Aiya, this is really amazing. This person is said to be so handsome that he doesn't follow the law. What kind of god is he? To be able to make all the sisters so excited that they even lost control of the classroom.
She raised her head and looked up. When she saw the face of a new member, she almost fell off her chair. How could it be him?
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