" Teacher... Luffy is eating candied haws. It's already the second skewer..." Nezha held his chin, feeling extremely unbalanced...
“duang！”
" Bastard..." Li Xiaokun fiercely shouted as he lifted the screaming Luffy. With a flick of his thumb, he swallowed the pill along with the candied haws...
Name: Luffy
[Class: First-class Boxer]
[Attribute: Spirit Killing Root]
[Strength: 28]
[Intelligence: 16]
[Intelligence: 19]
Favorable impression points: 88
[Mission Points: 0]
[Quest Coins: 0]
[Equipment: None]
[Beginner skill: Rubberized Rocket Launcher (Unlearned) Rage] Battle Axe (Unlearned): Increase in turbine (Can be learned after rank 2)
[Shop Skills: None]
[Original Skill: None]
[Talent: Rubberfruit]
" Hehe…Finally, something fun…" Li Xiaokun narrowed his eyes and pulled Luffy's face.
"Pa!"
……
"Waah!" Luffy covered his swollen cheeks and screamed in pain.
"Roar…This is amazing…Come, let's play again.”
"Wow…I don't want to die!"
"…Fine, fine, fine. Take away the candied haws that you haven't finished eating.”
Luffy sniffled as he grabbed the candied fruit. He opened his mouth and rubbed it. Four round balls instantly got stuck in his neck. He stretched out his neck and punched himself on the top of his head before swallowing it…
Li Xiaokun sighed helplessly. It was over now. He would definitely have to report his food expenses…
"Next…Teddy Ultraman…"
"Principal…It's Taylor…"
"Hmm? Haha, slip of the tongue. The principal raised a cup…"
After taking a sip of tea, she saw Little Ultraman, who was wearing a red and silver tight-fitting shirt, skipping over.
"Little Tai, it's been hot recently. Don't get a rash.”Li Xiaokun asked with concern.
"Principal, I'm not wearing any clothes…"
“……”
Li Xiaokun rubbed his temples." Zhu Si, take off my woolen pants later and knit a pair of overalls for the child. Look at how pitiful the child is…"
Zhu Si blushed and lowered her head,""Your woolen pants…are too smelly…"
"…What do women know? That's the taste of love!”
Taylor swallowed the pill with a depressed expression…
Name: Tyler Ultraman
[Class: Level 1 Fighter]
[Attribute: Light Spirit Root]
[Strength: 26]
[Intelligence: 9]
[Intelligence: 13]
Favorable impression points: 71
[Mission Points: 0]
[Quest Coins: 0]
[Equipment: None]
[Initial Skills: Otto Light Wave (unlearned), Spiethum Barrier (unlearned), Energy Conservation (unlearned)]
[Shop Skills: None]
[Original Skill: None]
[Talent: Child of Time and Space]
Li Xiaokun was stunned for two seconds. Intelligence 9? Why was this child so lacking in mana…
"Next…Ah! Alice, come, come, little darling, slow down.”
Everyone was speechless.
Little Alice was innocent. She had a doll-like face, and her big, watery eyes were curved into two crescents. She placed her small hands behind her back and shook her body shyly, looking innocent and innocent.
Li Xiaokun melted…
She squatted down and touched her head,"Sigh…If only you were born eighteen years earlier…"
" Hehe... Principal, I want to eat candied haws..." Alice pouted.
"Okay, okay, okay. Be obedient. Let's eat this first.”
"Mmh…"
Name: Alice
[Class: Level 1 Magic Illusionist]
[Attribute: Dream Spirit Root]
[Strength: 9]
[Intelligence: 36]
[Intelligence: 12]
Favorable impression points: 96
[Mission Points: 0]
[Quest Coins: 0]
[Equipment: None]
[Initial Skills: Inception (Unlearned), Nightmare Haunting (Unlearned), Ethereal Mirage-Nanke's Dream (Can be learned after Tier 2)]
[Shop Skills: None]
[Original Skill: None]
[Talent: Zhuang Sheng dreams of a butterfly, immortal realm reincarnation.]
Oh my god... This girl is so young, but her intelligence is already so high? The ultimate skill was actually a set…
What a gift…
Li Xiaokun nodded in satisfaction and took out two sticks of candied haws.
" Principal, I can't eat that much. I'll just eat two and give you the rest..." Alice blinked her big eyes.
Li Xiaokun's nose turned sour. He already knew how to be filial at such a young age…
"If you don't want to eat, I'll eat!"
"Me too!"
An arm, a thread of spider silk. With two swooshing sounds, Little Alice's hand was instantly empty.
“？？？”
When she finally reacted, her big watery eyes were filled with tears. She looked aggrieved and was about to open the valve when Li Xiaokun quickly handed her another cigarette.
"Oh…Principal Crab Crab." Alice smiled happily.
"Um…let's go back and eat."
Li Xiaokun carried Luffy with one hand and Spider-Man with the other. He walked to the end of the classroom, cleared a table, and placed two chairs upside down on top of it. He threw the two culprits into the chairs and said calmly,
"Imprisonment time…one hour. Move once and cancel lunch.”
"Ah!"
"Ah!"
"What ah? You two are almost full…"
Li Xiaokun clapped his hands and returned to the podium expressionlessly.
"Next…Iori Yagami."
"Oh my!"
The red-haired kid swaggered to the podium. Before Li Xiaokun could speak, he stretched out his hand."Hand it over!"
“……”
[Name: Eight Gods]
[Class: First-class Boxer]
[Attribute: Furious Spirit Root]
[Strength: 26]
[Intelligence: 13]
[Intelligence: 14]
Favorable impression points: 66
[Mission Points: 0]
[Quest Coins: 0]
[Equipment: None]
[Initial Skills: Sunflower Stage 3 (Unlearned), Blood Rage-Blood Rampage (Unlearned), Dark Night Descent (Learn after Tier 2)]
[Shop Skills: None]
[Original Skill: None]
[Talent: Eight Limbed Chief Elect]
Eight Gods chewed on the candied haws as he muttered,""Principal, I'll go stand at the back. Give me another string.”
Li Xiaokun was stunned for two seconds before he smiled gently."Alright, go stand first…"
"Luffy, get another stool!"
Eight Gods: "???"
"Alright, let's continue. Next…Naruto!”
"It's coming, it's coming, it's coming! Haha! It's finally my turn!" Blondie waved his arms excitedly, stepped on the table, and jumped over.
“duang！”
"Walk on the floor in the classroom in the future!”Li Xiaokun rubbed his fingers. Why was the sound of chestnuts knocking so loud today?
"Woo…"
[Name: Naruto Uzumaki]
[Class: Level 1 Ninja Technique]
[Attribute: Wind Spirit Root]
[Strength: 27]
[Intelligence: 19]
[Intelligence: 14]
Favorable impression points: 89
[Mission Points: 0]
[Quest Coins: 0]
[Equipment: None]
[Initial Skills: Clone Bullet (unlearned), Meatball Chowder Soup-Beginner Spiral Ball (unlearned), Divine Guide-Immortal Mode (can be learned after rank 2)]
[Shop Skills: None]
[Original Skill: None]
[Talent: Nine-Tailed Fox]
Li Xiaokun patted Naruto's head earnestly.""Then Le Dun, the principal wishes that you will never return on Ball's path of no return…"
"Next…Jesus?"
A child in a gray robe walked up without a word with his head lowered. His messy hair covered his melancholic eyes.
Li Xiaokun felt a headache.
"Jesus…did the principal offend you?"
Jesus shook his head.
"Then why do you look so bitter and resentful? You're only seven years old, but you have more wrinkles on your head than Uncle Wang who repairs tires at the door…"
Jesus sighed deeply."" My world…you don't understand."
“………”
" Alright, alright, I don't understand. Hurry up and eat…" Li Xiaokun shivered speechlessly.
Name: Jesus
[Class: Level-1 Wizard]
[Attribute: God Spirit Root]
[Strength: 11]
[Intelligence: 29]
[Intelligence: 33]
Favorable impression points: 50
[Mission Points: 0]
[Quest Coins: 0]
[Equipment: None]
[Initial Skills: Heart Demon Trial (Unlearned), Confession-Salvation (Unlearned), Cursed Shackles (Can be learned after rank 2)]
[Shop Skills: None]
[Original skill: Nagging.]
[Talent: Savior]
Li Xiaokun frowned. This child's skills sounded more and more weathered…
After receiving the candied fruit, Jesus nodded in satisfaction like an elder and turned around to leave.
Li Xiaokun gritted his teeth as he watched…
"Next…Iron Man!"
“iamhere！”
Unlike other children, this child had dismantled everything in the dormitory…He had pieced together a set of armor and walked with a clattering sound.
"Comrade Xiao Gang, what's that strange thing on your chest?" Li Xiaokun glared at him.”
"Oh…This is Sister Zhu Si's hair dryer. I've dismantled it and reassembled the electric heating tube inside. This way, we can roast mutton skewers anytime and anywhere…"
After saying that, he took off the guard in front of his chest, pried open his four calves under the guard, laid them flat on the ground, and snapped his fingers gently.
With a series of crackling sounds, the protective board instantly turned red.
Then, Xiao Gang took out a small bottle of liquid and explained patiently,""You can fry it with a drop of olive oil. You can grill it with an iron net on top. Pure natural, portable, convenient and fast, the first choice at home.”
Li Xiaokun's face was filled with shock." Tsk tsk…Look, look! Applause!"!”
"Crackle…"
"Crackle…"
Zhu Si cried out as she squatted on the ground…
Li Xiaokun scratched his head awkwardly." Xiao Gang, um…learning is never-ending. In the future, it's best not to touch this woman's things."”
Xiao Gang nodded his head in understanding and ate the pill…
[Name: Iron Man]
[Class: Level 1 Mechanic]
[Attribute: x Spiritual Root]
[Strength: 23]
[Intelligence: 22]
[Intelligence: 36]
Favorable impression points: 81
[Mission Points: 0]
[Quest Coins: 0]
[Equipment: None]
[Initial Skills: Black Technology Core-X Warframe (Unlearned), Weapon Specialist-Laser Cannon (Unlearned), Industrial Empire (Can be learned after rank 2)]
[Shop Skills: None]
[Original Skill: None]
[Talent: Avengers Alliance]
Li Xiaokun touched the strongest brain and smiled…
No one knew what he was planning…
"Next…Hoshi."
"He's here!"
The handsome young man walked up to the podium in high spirits. His skin was tanned, and his facial features were sharp and angular. His clear eyes seemed to have fallen into a galaxy…
Name: Hoshi
[Class: Level 1 Saint Seiya]
[Attribute: Holy Spirit Root]
[Strength: 24]
[Intelligence: 17]
[Intelligence: 21]
Favorable impression points: 93
[Mission Points: 0]
[Quest Coins: 0]
[Equipment: None]
[Initial Skills: Pegasus Meteor Fist (unlearned), Star Break (unlearned), Star Constellation Protection-Pegasus (unlearned)]
[Shop Skills: None]
[Original Skill: None]
[Talent: Eighth Sense]
Li Xiaokun thought for a moment and said," Hoshi, in my impression, you only need to master the first skill and you will be able to eat for the rest of your life…"
Hoshi was speechless.
"Here, Tanghulu…"
"Next…Sauron…"
Little Green Hair yawned and swayed over half asleep…
[Name: Rolonuo Ya] Sauron
[Class: First-level Swordsman]
[Attribute: Dark Spirit Root]
[Strength: 29]
[Intelligence: 21]
[Intelligence: 15]
Favorable impression points: 67
[Mission Points: 0]
[Quest Coins: 0]
[Equipment: None]
[Initial Skills: One Blade Style-Flying Dragon Flame (unlearned), Two Blade Style-Eagle Wave (unlearned), Three Blade Style-Three Thousand Worlds (unlearned)]
[Shop Skills: None]
[Original Skill: None]
[Talent: Asura's Deception!]
Li Xiaokun took a deep breath." Wow…All your skills are a set meal. Not bad!" Go back and learn quickly. There must be a lot hidden behind.”
"Of course…" Sauron smiled proudly.
“……”
Why are the people from the pirate class so thick-skinned…
"Next, Sasuke!"
"Oh…"
Little Sasuke was fresh and handsome. He had sword-like eyebrows and starry eyes. His footsteps were steady. After he came to the podium, he took the pill and consciously ate it.
Name: Sasuke Uchiha
[Class: Level 1 Ninja Technique]
[Attribute: Lightning Spiritual Root]
[Strength: 26]
[Intelligence: 25]
[Intelligence: 37]
Favorable impression points: 60
[Mission Points: 0]
[Quest Coins: 0]
[Equipment: None]
[Initial Skills: Fire Escape--Phoenix Immortal Fire (unlearned), Illusion--Wind Demon Shuriken (unlearned), Thousand Birds Style--Ten Thousand Kylin (unlearned)]
[Shop Skills: None]
[Original Skill: None]
[Talent: Bloodline Limit]
"Yo, Sauron, looks like you have an opponent. Sasuke also has a three-course meal.”Li Xiaokun teased.
Sauron was stunned. He turned his head and recalled the fight in the dormitory last night. He stared coldly at Sasuke."You lost. I beat you up yesterday.”
"No." Sasuke replied expressionlessly.”
"There is!" Zoro gritted his teeth.
"I've been hiding in the dark. You just didn't notice…"
“……”
"What?! So it was you, you bastard! You made my appendix hurt all night!"
“……”
Li Xiaokun rubbed his eyes when he saw the two of them arguing for no reason."Alright, alright, stop arguing. If you have the ability, go to the training ground and fight one-on-one.”
"Humph!"
"Humph!"
The two of them turned their heads and refused to give in.
"Sigh…Next, Orochimaru."
Her long black hair fell behind her head like a waterfall, and her fair skin was as smooth as jade. It was hard to tell if she was wearing a robe or a skirt. Orochimaru walked to the podium unhurriedly.
Name: Orochimaru
[Class: Level 1 Shaman]
[Attribute: Dark Spirit Root]
[Strength: 21]
[Intelligence: 29]
[Intelligence: 37]
Favorable impression points: 45
[Mission Points: 0]
[Quest Coins: 0]
[Equipment: None]
[Initial Skills: Shadow Snake Hand (Unlearned), Beginner Summoning (Unlearned), Beginner Sealing (Unlearned)]
[Shop Skills: None]
[Original Skill: None]
[Talent: Undead Ritual, Song of Filthy Earth]
Li Xiaokun's body trembled slightly. Although the last two skills did not have a specific name, it was precisely because of this that it established its popularity.
A summoning and a seal, both of them could not be underestimated…
Only a genius like him could create such a skill. He hoped that he would not go down the wrong path in this world. Otherwise, the consequences would be unimaginable…
Thinking of this, Li Xiaokun squatted down and suddenly pulled Orochimaru into his arms. He gently patted his head and said,""Orochimaru, if you have any thoughts in your mind in the future, tell the principal. Don't let your imagination run wild. The principal will always be by your side, understand?”
"Principal, are you trying to ruin my candied fruit…" Orochimaru was dumbfounded.
“……”
"It seems that I was overthinking…Next, Hua Tuo!”
They saw a child with a big forehead running over. From afar to near, he gave people a feeling that he would fall head first at any time.
"Hello, Principal!"
"Aiyo, okay, okay, just stand there and support yourself on the table…Ah, right! Here, eat this."
"Awoo!"
Name: Hua Tuo
[Class: Level 1 Physician]
[Attribute: Heavenly Spirit Root]
[Strength: 11]
[Intelligence: 23]
[Intelligence: 29]
Favorable impression points: 91
[Mission Points: 0]
[Quest Coins: 0]
[Equipment: None]
[Initial Skill: Green Bag Treasured Bible-Holy Light Baptism] (Unlearned) Cheryl's Encyclopedia-Warsong Raindew (Unlearned), Blessing Encyclopedia: Protection Domain (Unlearned)
[Shop Skills: None]
[Original Skill: None]
[Talent: Magical Hand Rejuvenation]
Li Xiaokun looked at Hua Tuo as if he had seen a treasure."Tsk tsk…Impressive. You can treat illnesses and earn money at such a young age.”
"Aren't we supposed to save the dying and heal the wounded…"
"I don't have the money to treat your illness. Seriously, go back and study hard. The principal's life depends on you.”
He rubbed his hands and glanced at the roster."Yo, just one more, little cupid, come on.”
Cupid nodded. As soon as he got off his seat, Li Xiaokun's face instantly darkened.
He turned his head and looked at Zhu Si." Tomorrow, change his diapers. Don't you think it's disgusting?"”
Little Cupid had golden curly hair and a pair of blue eyes on his round baby face. When he walked into Li Xiaokun, he couldn't help but stretch out his two pink arms.
"Hehe."
"Come, open your mouth…" Li Xiaokun hugged him.
Name: Cupid
[Class: Level 1 Archer]
[Attribute: God Spirit Root]
[Strength: 8]
[Intelligence: 16]
[Intelligence: 12]
Favorable impression points: 99
[Mission Points: 0]
[Quest Coins: 0]
[Equipment: None]
[Initial Skill: Cupid's Arrow-First Awakening of Love (Unlearned)] Enemy (Unlearned), Angelic Wings (Can be learned after rank 2).
[Shop Skills: None]
[Original Skill: None]
[Talent: Heartthrob]
“！！！”
Li Xiaokun hugged Cupid excitedly. The corners of his mouth had already reached his ears. He muttered a few words before putting it down.
After calming himself down, he looked at the two rows of brand-new children and smiled."All twenty-eight generals have awakened!”
"Bang!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the door was pushed open, and a beautiful woman stood in front of him…
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