"Good, you're very good! He knocked out more than a hundred Imperial Army soldiers just to visit a brothel! Very good, really very good!"
When Li Zhi returned to the Imperial Palace, he was immediately brought to Li Shiming.
When he saw Li Zhi, Li Shi Min immediately praised him!
After hearing his father's praise, Li Zhi, who had a silly look on his face, revealed a happy smile.
"Does Imperial Father also think it's very good? Hehe, actually I feel very good too. Then I'll go again tomorrow!”
Bang...
Li Shi Min's broad palm slammed on the table in front of him.
Did this little bastard not understand that he was being sarcastic?
And you also think it's good. I think you deserve a beating now!
" Bastard, do you know that today's matter has caused such a big commotion? I dare say that in less than two days, the entire Chang 'an City will be discussing the Ninth Prince of the royal family, Prince Jin, Li Zhi. At the age of five, he started to miss the fireworks. Do you know that you are ruining the reputation of the royal family?”
Li Shi Min finally understood that it was better not to talk so much when talking to this little one.
What you said was too complicated. He wouldn't understand anyway.
You might as well be more straightforward, lest this guy seize the opportunity to continue the conversation and make you angry instead.
"Uh, Imperial Father, why can't I go to the fireworks place when I'm only five years old? Then when should I go so that I won't ruin the royal family's reputation?”
"This isn't a matter of age. It's just that you can't go!”
"Doesn't that mean that the world belongs to our Li family? This brothel should be the same! Since it's our family's place, why can't I go?”
...
Li Zhi's question successfully stumped Li Shiming.
F * ck, did he have to explain in detail to a five-year-old child what a brothel was for?
It would be beneath the status of a member of the royal family to go to such a place?
How could he explain this?
"In any case, since Zhen said you can't go, then you can't go!”
There was no way to explain.
In the end, Li Shi Min could only use force.
He had to maintain the dignity of a father.
Otherwise, how could he manage the little thing in the future?
"Alright then. Since Imperial Father doesn't want me to go, then I won't let Imperial Father know the next time I go.”
"What did you say? You unfilial son!"
Li Shi Min almost spat out a mouthful of blood when he heard Li Zhi's muttering.
You're just a little brat. Why do you want to go to a brothel?
"I don't want to be entangled with you about the brothel now. If I find you going to the brothel next time, don't blame me for beating you!”
"En en! Father, don't worry, I won't blame you!”
...
There was no way to continue chatting on this day!
While Li Zhi and Li Shiming were talking nonsense.
The copper incense burner that Li Zhi had dragged from the entrance of the Imperial Palace was also carried out of Taiji Palace by two guards.
Li Shi Min looked at the incense burner that the two men carried over.
He couldn't help but recall what the guards had said.
Li Zhi had dragged this incense burner with one hand and charged around, knocking out more than a hundred people.
"Slave Zhi, where did you drag this incense burner to the city gate?”
"Uh... I took it from Si Zi!"
Li Zhi scratched his head and said casually when he heard Li Shiming ask about the incense burner.
Especially the word 'take' which made Li Shiming's mouth twitch.
"You... You are saying that you dragged this incense burner all the way from Si Zi's bedroom to the Imperial City's entrance!”
"That's right! The others were too big, and there were a few small doors that could not be passed through!”
"Anything else? You... Return this incense burner to Si Zi first, she... She really liked this incense burner. If she couldn't find it in a while, Si Zi would be unhappy!”
Li Shiming was obviously spouting nonsense.
Only a ghost would like this incense burner. He just wanted to see how Li Zhi 'took' this incense burner.
This was more than 100 catties.
Even an ordinary adult would need two people to carry him around.
This brat dragged it all the way from Little Rhino's bedroom to the Imperial City's entrance, and even carried it to defeat more than a hundred Imperial Army soldiers.
Li Shimin felt that this was nonsense.
Li Shimin felt that it was not enough to describe him as a fantasy.
"Si Zi is unhappy? No, I told her before I left! Imperial Father, you are actually lying. I am not a three-year-old child. This broken incense burner is not good-looking. Si Zi does not like it in the first place!”
You're not a three-year-old child anymore!
That's right, but you're a five-year-old brat!
"Don't talk so much nonsense. There are only a few things in the Imperial Palace. How can you casually move them? Since you brought it yourself, then take it back and put it away! He had to clean up after what he had done. This was called having a beginning and an end!”
"You just don't believe that I can move this incense burner! Father, you are so hypocritical! Just say it!"
"You…"
Seeing the father and son bickering, Li Junxian hurriedly lowered his head and pretended not to hear anything.
Wang De, who had just returned from Pingkang Lane, heard Li Zhi calling Li Shimin a hypocrite the moment he entered the door.
This sentence almost made him faint.
What was this little ancestor up to this time!
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