Chapter 10-The Awesome Battle Experience
"Oh my god, Lu Xuan, you really dared to write it.”Chen Zhiyu looked at Lu Xuan, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
"Good lord, why don't you say that you've been on a rocket and traveled through space!”Yuan Hua said with a disdainful expression.
"Hmm, that's a good suggestion." Lu Xuan smiled mischievously, then picked up his pen and pretended to be going to modify the registration form.
" D * mn, I said you're fat and you're panting…" Yuan Hua hurriedly stopped him.
"I always thought that I was pretentious enough, but after seeing you, I realized that there is always someone stronger among the strong.”Little Gold looked at Lu Xuan and made a gesture of cupping his fists.
"Boss, only awesome can express my feelings.”In Dachun's eyes, Lu Xuan was incomparably powerful.
Everyone who felt that this kind of filling was very unreliable looked at Lu Xuan in unison.
They felt that such a portrait was too exaggerated. After all, no one could have done what Lu Xuan had written.
Lu Xuan, who was being stared at, said calmly,""Let me ask you, if I fill it in like this, will they verify it?”
"This…"
Jin Mingyang stared at the registration form and said,""There's no way to verify this…"
"That's it!"
Lu Xuan slapped his thigh and said loudly,""It's written so ambiguously. They can't verify it even if they want to, right?”
Lu Xuan slapped his thigh again as he spoke.
"We just wrote it this way. It looks very high and mighty, but there's no way to verify it carefully.”
"He deliberately created this unfathomable feeling!”
"Otherwise, do you have a better idea?!”
"Pa, pa, pa!"
Lu Xuan patted his thigh as he spoke, his expression extremely firm.
It had to be said that Lu Xuan's words made a lot of sense. It was better to make up a story than to write nothing about the expectation.
"There's a way!" Chen Zhiyu nodded in agreement.
"Taking the unconventional path can be considered a solution!”Jin Mingyang also agreed.
"Then what else is there to say? Just follow what Boss said.”Dachun still supported Lu Xuan as always.
" Mm." Yuan Hua shook his head and looked at Lu Xuan, saying,""That's a good idea, but"
"But what?" Everyone asked.
" It's just that, can you pat your own thigh?" Yuan Hua glared at Lu Xuan, who was still patting his own thigh.
" What did I say?" Lu Xuan quickly retracted his hand and muttered to himself,""Why can't I feel anything in my legs?”
"Ahahahahaha!"
After laughing, everyone gathered together and hinted at each other.
"Chen Zhiyu, write your words like this!”As Lu Xuan spoke, he asked Chen Zhiyu to write on the registration form,"
"A few months ago, I was on a mission in the Amazon rainforest. I severely injured an enemy regiment and fought with three leopards.”
"I'll go!"
Chen Zhiyu wrote and sighed,""With my body, I can still defeat three leopards.”
"Then how did it get exposed?" " Why would they ask a leopard in the Amazon rainforest?" Lu Xuan said disapprovingly.”
After dealing with one, it was Yuan Hua's turn next. Lu Xuan thought for a moment and said,"
"Your words…Yuan Hua, write that he once carried out a mission to snipe the SEALs at sea and held his breath underwater for 20 minutes!”
" 20 minutes?!!" Yuan Hua stopped writing in surprise." Is this still human? This is a freaking turtle!"”
"Stop talking nonsense. Aren't you the Tidal Sea Spirit? You're already lucky that I didn't ask you to write for 30 minutes!”Lu Xuan pursed his lips and said.
“.....”
After Yuan Hua finished writing, Little Gold hurriedly said,""Lu Xuan, how should I write it?!”
"You…" Lu Xuan rubbed his chin and thought for a moment before snapping his fingers and saying,"" Write it like this. He once accepted a mission to go undercover in the Golden Triangle drug production area. He successfully slept with the female drug lord and made her destroy all the drugs planted and produced by herself.”
"This is good, this is good!" Xiao Jin wrote excitedly, I like it!”
"Tsk!" Everyone scoffed in disdain.
In the end, there was only Dachun left to write. Lu Xuan narrowed his eyes and thought for a moment, then said,""Dachun, write it like this!"
"Hey!" Dachun held a pen and was ready.
"A year ago, he shot down an American F-16 fighter jet in the open sea!”
"F * ck, even the fighter jets are out?!”Everyone exclaimed.
"What's the big deal? This way, we'll be able to live in the sea, land, and air. Our team will have all of them!”
Looking at Lu Xuan, who was spouting nonsense in a serious manner, the students all had the word "awesome" written all over their faces.
The most difficult part of the " battle experience " had been completed. The rest of the registration form was simple.
"Hurry up and write it!" Under Lu Xuan's urging, the students quickly wrote and filled in the form at a faster speed.
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