Chapter 33-Are You Here to Poop?!
The few Nicole militants, who were already looking forward to Yuan Hua, immediately said to Yuan Hua without reservation,"It's different from you, Big Brother Horrible. We're not doing a good job, so we're just guarding a mother and daughter here.”
Yuan Hua rolled his eyes and immediately thought that this was a good opportunity to gather information.
Therefore, he asked about the situation in the villa.
The four militants didn't think much of it and thought it was just a normal conversation.
Hence, he told Yuan Hua everything he knew.
After sorting out the information, Yuan Hua found out that there were a total of eight people in this group of terrorists. Four of them were outside the door, while the other four were inside the villa. There were no hidden sentries.
The scariest people in the villa were all gathered in the living room on the first floor. Li Yangyang and her mother were locked in their respective rooms on the second floor, and there was an alarm at the back door of the villa.…
After figuring out the information, Yuan Hua felt that it was necessary to leave it to Lu Xuan.
So Yuan pretended to tidy up his handbag, took the opportunity to find a pen and paper, and wrote all the information on the note.
Then, he secretly threw the note at the foot of the wall.
Lu Xing and the others who were observing from upstairs noticed Yuan Hua's actions.
After leaving all the information, the next thing to do was to lure these terrifying people away.
"It was fun chatting with you guys." Yuan Hua's eyes curved into crescents as he revealed a smile and said,""But my stomach hurts a little now and I want to poop. Can you find me a toilet?”
After Yuan Hua finished speaking, he took out a box of Chinese coins from his pocket and waved it in front of the four men. He smiled and said,"Pooping needs a good cigarette. I have a box of Huazi cigarettes from the Dragon Country here. Do you want one? It's good to smoke and not cough!”
After seeing the flower in Yuan Hua's hand, the four niggers were like flies that had seen blood, their eyes wide open.
They knew about the famous Hua Ziyan of the Dragon Country.
In their poor country, Hua Ziyan from the Dragon Country was very rare.
A box of Huazi cigarettes could be exchanged for half a boat of fish here!
Under such circumstances, the four militants naturally wouldn't refuse Yuan Hua's invitation to smoke.
The few Nicole militants looked at each other and immediately said enthusiastically,
"Big Brother, it's okay. There's a toilet in front. Let's go take a shit together!”
F * ck, this was the first time they had formed a group to shit!
Although he was complaining in his heart, this was exactly what Yuan Hua wanted.
Yuan Hua waved his hand and said to Brother Ni,"Come on, my friends, let's go and shit happily!”
With that said, Yuan Hua, who was holding his handbag, walked towards the toilet at the corner ahead with the men.
Lu Xuan and the others, who were observing from the second floor of the villa, were all amused by Yuan Hua's appearance.
"This Tidal Sea Spirit really knows how to play tricks!”Dachun laughed until his stomach hurt.
"With his acting skills, it's a pity that he doesn't become a Best Actor!”Chen Zhiyu praised.
"The point is, look at those four brothers. They were really intimidated by him!”Xiao Jin pointed at the four niggers and said in surprise.
"There's no choice. You'll be numb even if you stomp. Who knows if this terrifying Zhongdong is real or fake?”
Lu Xuan looked down at Yuan Hua and praised his resourcefulness in his heart.
After laughing, Lu Xuanchuan picked up his gun and said to everyone seriously,""Now that the plagiarism sea spirit has lured the enemy away for us, we must act immediately!”
Hearing this, Chen Zhiyu and the others immediately picked up their guns and said excitedly,""Yes!"
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The toilet that the four militants brought Yuan Hua to was right next to the villa.
It was the kind of " close " that the people in the villa could hear if they shouted a few times outside.
"Come, go to the toilet and Hua Ziyan are a perfect match!”
Yuan Hua imitated the advertisement while giving out cigarettes to the four militants.
The four militants could not wait any longer.
"Thank you, Master!"
After taking the cigarettes from Yuan Hua, they first put them under their noses and sniffed them hard. Then, they lit them up and took a puff.
"Phew-"
After slowly exhaling the smoke, the faces of the four men were filled with intoxicated expressions.
"Hua Ziyan of the Dragon Country lives up to her reputation!”
"Good heavens, I can exchange one bite for seven or eight fish!”
"I really want to smoke like this forever. It's so satisfying!!”
"Thank you, Master, for giving us cigarettes. Thank you!”
The four militants smoked as they entered the toilet, unbuckled their belts, and squatted in a row.
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