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Chapter 68-What You're Eating Is Traditional Chinese Medicine!

"Yeah?"

Xiao Jin, who was standing beside Dachun, saw Dachun's satisfied expression and immediately came up with a plan.

Seeing that Xiao Jin was pretending to be sincere, he said to Lu Xuan,""Lu Xuan, my teeth are pretty good, and I usually like to eat hard things. Can you find me something hard too?”

No one was stupid. When they heard Xiao Jin say this, they immediately realized that he also wanted to eat the same fruit as Dachun. After all, if they ate that big white worm, it would be too disgusting.

"What a thief!"

Chen Zhiyu and the others looked at Xiao Jin and complained.

At this moment, although Xiao Jin appeared calm on the surface, he was extremely pleased with himself.

"Luckily, I reacted quickly. Otherwise, I would have eaten worms.”Little Gold thought in his heart and was about to fly up.

The smart Lu Xuan naturally knew what Little Gold was up to. He smiled and said very calmly,""Sure, no problem!"

After saying that, Lu Xuan turned around and walked into the depths of the forest.

"Xiao Jin, you're too cheap. Wouldn't you be eating the same fruit as Dachun?!”

After Lu Xuan left, Yuan Hua, who felt that he had suffered a loss, said to Xiao Jin in a lemon-like manner.

" Thank you, thank you." Little Gold cupped his hands towards Yuan Hua and the others with a very pleased expression.

While they were talking, Lu Xuan walked back from afar. Everyone looked around and realized that Lu Xuan did not have the original red fruit in his hand.

In its place was a mass of black substance wrapped in large green leaves.

"What is this?"

Everyone looked at Lu Xuan in puzzlement as he walked up to them.

" What is this thing?!"

Little Gold looked at the item in Lu Xuan's hand and asked curiously.

"The hard food you want is good. Hurry up and eat it!”

After saying that, Lu Xuan handed the black substance to Xiao Jin.

Xiao Jin hesitated for a moment, then took it and sniffed it under his nose. He found that there was no smell.

Then, under everyone's expectant gazes, Little Gold ate the black substance.

"How is it? How does it taste?"

Everyone hurriedly asked when they saw Xiao Jin chewing.

"Mmm, it tastes pretty good!" Xiao Jin asked as he chewed,""Lu Xuan, what am I eating?”

Looking at Xiao Jin eating with relish, Lu Xuan smiled and said,""This is rabbit poop."

Rabbit…poop?

Everyone was speechless.

Everyone was stunned when they heard Lu Xuan's answer.

Little Gold, on the other hand, stared at Lu Xuan with its eyes fixed on him. Its mouth was chewing mechanically, and it did not seem to have reacted in time.

One second, two seconds, three seconds…

After a full 5 seconds, Little Gold and the others finally reacted.

" Rabbit sh * t???????"!!!”Yuan Hua and the others shouted in shock.

Then, he looked at Little Gold and started to vomit.

" Vugh…Cough cough cough!!!"

Lu Xuan could not help but laugh when he saw Little Gold vomiting non-stop, as if it was about to spit out its bile."Don't you want to eat something hard? After the rabbit poop I found for you is dried, it's especially suitable for your teeth.”

At this moment, Dachun and the others also reacted. Looking at Little Gold's miserable expression, they all laughed loudly.

"Hahahahaha!”

"Little Jin, as the saying goes, don't forget the person who pooped when you eat poop. You can't eat rabbits in the future, hahahahaha.”

"Hahaha, how is Little Gold?”

Xiao Jin took out a bottle of mineral water from his backpack and rinsed his mouth with all his might. He looked at Lu Xuan with a resentful gaze and cursed loudly,""Lu Xuan, you bastard, how dare you plot against me!!”

"What do you mean I plotted against you?" Lu Xuan looked at Xiao Jin and smiled." Rabbit poop is also known as Bright Vision Sand. It is a type of Chinese medicine. Constipated, acne into the eyes, lunar eclipse ear sores.”

"Damn it, you still dare to use such words to deceive me!!”Xiao Jin spat out a mouthful of mineral water and screamed.

At this time, Chen Zhiyu raised her phone and said to Xiao Jin,""Don't doubt it. Xiao Jin is really Chinese medicine!”

Xiao Jin looked at the results of Chen Zhiyu's search carefully and realized that Lu Xuan was right. It was really a traditional Chinese medicine!

Immediately, his aura weakened a lot. He said,"Even if it's Chinese medicine, can you tell me before you take it?”

Lu Xuan looked at Xiao Jin's resentful eyes and said,""Cut the crap. When we run out of ammunition and food, you'll have to eat cow dung!”

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