"Lin Hao, don't do anything rash!"
Professor Li said anxiously.
"Damn, Lin Hao can't be asking Li Er to smoke, right?”
"Good boy, only Lin Hao can think of inviting the Great Tang Emperor to smoke. I don't dare to imagine that scene.”
Zhao Wu and Li Jun were used to Lin Hao's style.
However, the four people who came later were flabbergasted.
This was too casual.
Lin Hao did not say much. Smoking was not a big deal.
"Come, come!"
Pulling Li Er to a corner of the backyard, Lin Hao took out a box of Chinese seeds.
Li Er's eyes popped out.
The packaging looked gorgeous.
It even reflected light.
Lin Hao did not notice this. He took out a Chinese cigarette and handed it to Li Er. Then, he took out a lighter.
"Look at me."
He held the flower in his mouth and lit it up. He blew out a cloud of smoke and enjoyed it.
Li Er looked at him in a daze and asked a question that almost made Lin Hao choke.
"Are you an immortal?"
"Exhaling immortal energy?"
I'm a god, your balls.
The smoke was said to be immortal qi by you. I wonder how touched the majority of the smoking people were.
It was recognized by the emperor from thousands of years ago.
What an honor.
"Immortal energy? What immortal energy?"
Lin Hao said disdainfully. He suddenly took a breath and sprayed it on Li Er's face.
Bad!
This was too f * cking bad.
This was bullying.
Caught off guard, Li Er inhaled the secondhand smoke and coughed repeatedly.
Tears flowed out.
Lin Hao, on the other hand, was heartless. He laughed loudly and gloated.
Li Shimin, the emperor of the Tang Empire, had been given secondhand smoke by him.
Who else could have such an achievement?
Professor Li and the others, who were secretly observing, were all dumbfounded.
His eyes almost popped out.
F * ck, you actually dare to smoke Li Er's face?
"Fuck!"
"It's too f * cking fierce."
"F * ck, Lin Hao will be my brother Hao in the future.”
"I'm going to kneel down to Brother Hao.”
Professor Li muttered to himself," There's no law anymore. There's no law anymore. When Li Er finds out about the smoke, he'll go crazy."”
The earpiece was noisy, but Lin Hao was extremely smug and provocative.
"Cough, cough, cough!"
Li Er was still coughing. Lin Hao patted his back and said thoughtfully,"Smoking, you have to start from second-hand smoke. This is the basic experience of beginners.”
"No!"
Li Er coughed so hard that tears came out of his eyes. He couldn't even speak coherently.
After a while, he recovered. Li Er was a little scared and said,"Langjun, what is this? Why is it so choking?”
"Smoke!"
Lin Hao took a breath as a matter of course and spat out a circle.
"This…!"
"Stop talking nonsense. Hurry up and take it. I'll light it up for you!”
Lin Hao snatched Hua Zi from Li Er's hand and stuffed it into his mouth. He lit a fire and said,
"Inhale!"
"Yes, that's it!"
"Spit it out if it passes through your throat, don't swallow it!”
Although he was teaching, Li Er swallowed it in one gulp.
His entire face instantly turned purple, and he immediately coughed violently.
The flowers that had just been lit were all thrown away.
"Brat, how dare you harm me!"
Li Er's eyes were about to split open as he looked at Lin Hao with killing intent.
He felt like he couldn't breathe properly, as if he was on the verge of death.
"Not good!"
"Li Er is going to be ruthless."
"Grab the weapons!"
"Don't panic!"”
He held the cigarette in his left and right hands and did not panic at all. He smoked calmly and watched Li Er cover his throat and cough. He said in an experienced manner,"Take it slow. A little cough. This is a normal reaction when you just learned to smoke.”
"It's fine after coughing. I coughed like this too.”
Li Er coughed and knelt on the ground.
It took him a long time to recover and he was panting heavily.
"Still coming?" Lin Hao tempted,"It just so happens that I've already taught you the tuition fees. Don't waste all your previous efforts!"”
Li Er recovered and no longer had the killing intent from before.
There was nothing wrong with Xiao Langjun smoking.
It seemed that his method was wrong.
The way he puffed out the smoke was really quite interesting.
"How did you do it?" Li Er wanted to slap him, but he still had lingering fears.
"According to what I told you, coughing is nothing. It'll pass in a while. You'll know the benefits once you learn it.”
Lin Hao continued to teach, and Li Er took the unfinished Chinese seeds.
He started to smoke carefully.
This time, he did not swallow it.
Moreover, he had learned to be smart and spit it out.
"Hah!"
Li Er was a little excited.
Langjun, did I succeed?" He said excitedly.
"Success my ass, this is a grain cigarette, watch me!”
Lin Hao inhaled, and smoke came out of his nose.
This was the basic operation of a smoking person.
However, Li Er was dumbfounded.
Smoke came out of his nose?
"This is the highest realm. Take it slow in the future.”
"Come, do as I say and continue!”
"Yes, take a small breath, pass it through your throat, and spit it out!”
Li Er finally succeeded once. He did not know if he felt anything, but he revealed a look of enjoyment that made Lin Hao have goosebumps.
"Awesome!"
"This is so satisfying!"
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