"Xuan Ling, who do you think this Lin Hao is?”
In the carriage, Li Er looked at the pile of things and couldn't help but rub his temples.
The feeling that Lin Hao gave him was too mysterious and unknown.
These new things had overturned his understanding of the Great Tang.
There were cigarettes, lighters, instant noodles, toothpaste, and toothbrushes.
The significance was far less than the shock brought to him by the tissue.
However, the thing that shocked him now was that Lin Hao used it to wipe his mouth.
If this were to spread, all the scholars and aristocratic families in the Great Tang would go crazy, wishing they could chop people up with their sabers.
Moreover, although it was consistent money.
However, Li Er knew very well that if this thing was placed outside, there would be countless people who would rush over like ducks, carrying copper coins and fighting for it.
However, Lin Hao casually gave it to them.
Was he a fool?
He was definitely not a fool.
Then why?
There was only one explanation. The other party did not care about this thing.
In other words, Lin Hao still had a lot.
"Lin Hao, oh Lin Hao, let's see how many things you have!”
Li Er thought silently.
Fang Xuanling opened his mouth but didn't say anything when he saw Li Er fall into deep thought.
What he cared about the most now was whether there was a portion of tissue for himself.
The carriage went straight into the palace.
Li Er's thoughts of discussing with Fang Xuanling disappeared in an instant.
"Xuan Ling, go back!"
he said casually.
Fang Xuanling felt a chill in his heart. Your Majesty, are you just going to dismiss me so casually?
Everyone who saw it had a share!
"Oh right, take a tissue back too!”
"Understood!"
Fang Xuanling was so happy that he left with a tissue in his arms, even forgetting that he didn't have a share of instant noodles.
It was obvious how important the tissue was to him.
"This Xuan Ling…!" Li Er shook his head and chuckled. He had Li Junxian grab a bag of instant noodles and chase after Fang Xuanling.
But he strolled towards the Empress's bedchamber.
"Guanyin maid!"
As soon as he arrived at Empress Zhangsun's place, Li Er shouted loudly. One could hear the excitement in his voice.
"Your Majesty, why are you so happy? From afar, he could tell that His Majesty was in a good mood.”Empress Zhangsun asked in surprise.
It had been a long time since he had seen His Majesty so relaxed.
"Haha, this one brought you something good!”
"Come, come, take a look at what this is," Li Er said eagerly.”
After returning to the palace, he asked the eunuch to place the toothbrushes and toothpaste on a wooden tray. Fortunately, the toothbrushes that Lin Hao gave them were packaged in two.
It was a buy one get one free deal.
Otherwise, Li Er would have let Empress Zhangsun use the same toothbrush as him.
"What is this?" Empress Zhangsun was very surprised.
"This is a toothbrush and toothpaste, a divine weapon for rinsing your mouth and brushing your teeth!”
"Guanyin Maid, try it quickly. I'll teach you how to use it!" Li Er said impatiently.”
"Give me the basin!"
"Water!"
Under Li Er's guidance, Empress Zhangsun slowly started to brush.
When the group of palace maids saw the white bubbles coming out of the Empress 'mouth, their eyes almost popped out of their sockets.
"This…!"
Some people turned pale with fright, but seeing that the Emperor's expression did not change, they thought that after witnessing the Emperor kill, they were so afraid that they fell to the ground and trembled.
If he saw such a thing, he would definitely die.
Li Er frowned slightly and ignored him.
Although Empress Zhangsun felt it, she would not think of anything else.
Because she felt something different.
"Lastly, rinse your mouth with water."
"It's done!"
After Empress Zhangsun had done so, Li Er hurriedly asked,""Guanyin Maid, how do you feel?"
"Your Majesty, what is this? Why do I feel like I've eaten ice water in my mouth? It's cold and has a pleasant smell. I feel like my entire mouth has eaten a peach.”
Empress Zhangsun said in astonishment.
"Haha, I was like you before.”
Li Er laughed loudly. Suddenly, he thought of something and waved his hand to signal the palace maids and eunuchs to leave.
"Guanyin maidservant, zhen wants to personally smell if what you said is true.”
"How?"
"You'll know when you try it."
……
The same thing.
It also happened in the homes of Cheng Yaojin, Qin Qiong, and Fang Xuanling.
He even used it on his wife.
Then, he naturally wanted to taste it.
The old couple seemed to have regained their vitality.
Lin Hao knew that he would probably suspect himself. He did not give him toothpaste or toothbrush, but strong Viagra.
Night fell.
Li Er, who was in high spirits, was talking to Empress Zhangsun.
"Your Majesty, you said that this soft tissue was bought from someone else?”"How can it be so cheap?" asked Empress Zhangsun.”
Li Er sighed and said,"It was indeed from a kid…"”
He gave a simple explanation.
"Guanyin maid, what do you think I should do? Should he lay his cards on the table or continue to hide his identity?”
Empress Zhangsun comforted him,"Your Majesty, in this case, Lin Hao is a capable person. He's willing to date you not because of his status."”
"If you reveal your identity, you might scare him instead.”
"Since Your Majesty thinks that he still has something to hide, why not continue acting?”
Hearing this, Li Er suddenly laughed." I just can't stand this kid. He doesn't understand the ways of the world at all and has chased me out twice.”
"There's such a thing? He actually used it to wipe his mouth!”
If he knew that Lin Hao was still used to wipe his ass, his mentality would probably explode even more.
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