"You, you, you…"
When the monk heard his words, he was so angry that his face turned red. He turned around and was about to pick up the alms bowl.
Su Chen flew over and snatched it away.
"Return the alms bowl to This Penniless Monk!
That's my Purple Cloud Monastery's magic treasure. You brat, you must pay the price for blaspheming it!”
The monk grabbed nothing but air. Seeing the alms bowl fly away from his hand, he actually jumped up and cursed.
"Hmm? How dare you threaten me!"
Su Chen's expression darkened. His spiritual force gathered crazily, and an invisible arm instantly appeared in everyone's eyes.
He grabbed the monk's clothes and exerted force.
"Ah ~! Let go of This Penniless Monk! Let me go!"
The monk felt his feet gradually leave the ground. He was so scared that his face turned pale and he kept flapping in the air.
Pa!
Seeing that he was still struggling, Su Chen reached out to take the Buddha beads around his neck, and his other hand appeared out of thin air to grab the Buddha beads and pull them away.
The monk went crazy ~
Was this a wandering soul?
Have you ever seen a wandering soul that isn't even afraid of a Buddhist Dharma artifact?
Even malicious ghosts did not dare to hold two Buddhist Dharma artifacts in their hands like this. It was as if they were playing with them.
Thud!
Su Chen loosened his grip and the monk fell to the ground. He looked up at the two arms.
He saw that his Buddha beads were forcefully pulled by two hands and directly broke!
Hualala ~
Buddha beads fell to the ground and rolled around.
"My Buddha Beads, my Buddha Beads!”
Tyrant felt his heart tighten. He didn't even have time to catch his breath as he lay on the ground and frantically picked up the Buddha beads.
" I'm asking you, do you admit defeat?!"
Su Chen's sinister voice sounded again.
The monk's body froze. His eyes were filled with hatred as he looked at him. He used silence to express his stubbornness.
After removing the prayer beads, Su Chen raised the alms bowl in his hand when he saw that the monk still had a vengeful expression on his face.
"Not convinced? He had guts!
Aren't you an eminent monk? I'll smash your rice bowl!"
"No! I give up, I give up! You can't smash this alms bowl!"
Seeing this, the monk's expression changed drastically and he pounced forward to beg for mercy.
If the Buddha beads were broken, so be it. If this alms bowl was broken, he would probably be in deep trouble.
At the very least, he would definitely not be able to escape being thrown into the monastery's library for a few years.
Clang! Clang! Clang!
Su Chen took the alms bowl in his hand and knocked his bald head a few times.
"You've only cultivated for a few years and you dare to come out and pretend to be an eminent monk? You haven't been bullied before, right?"
"Let me tell you, don't think that you can come out and swindle people just because you have one or two mediocre magic tools!
From today onwards! I'll beat you up every time I see you!"
The sinister voice echoed in the room, and Daai Xiaomei was dumbfounded.
The netizens who were watching in the live broadcast room were also stunned. This Brother Ghost's words were so f * cking sociable!
" Brother Ghost, 666, what are you saying? I suddenly feel like I'm being threatened by a hooligan on my way to school.'
" Agreed 1. I don't know why, but I feel like I'm being bullied on campus.'
"Eh (⊙o⊙)…Brother Ghost is a good society. Big Brother is full of the aura of a tyrant!'
" This monk is so pitiful. It's fine if he can't beat him, but he's also being lectured by Brother Ghost. If the abbot knows, will he get rid of him?'
......
"Okay, okay, okay, I got it. Don't smash it, don't smash it!”
The monk nodded vigorously when he heard that. He stared at the alms bowl in his hand.
"Well, you... Can you return the alms bowl to me?"
"Return it to you? Sure, but I have a condition!"
Su Chen pondered for a moment and said,
"Since you're a monk, then kneel down and sing 'Praying for Buddha' for me.”
pfff ~
The little sister who was originally quite frightened immediately changed her expression when she heard his words. She could not help but laugh out loud.
However, she covered her mouth in the next second and retreated with panic in her eyes.
This Brother Ghost was too strong. He couldn't even deal with an eminent monk. If he provoked him, he would probably die.
"What? I... I don't know how to sing?"
The monk was stunned and asked with a confused expression.
"You! Play this song for him!"
Su Chen pointed at the little girl who was trying to hide under the table and shouted in a deep voice.
"What? Oh, oh, oh!"
Little Sister Dai was terrified when she saw the ghost pointing at her.
She quickly crawled out of the table, trembling as she turned on the Kugou music on the table and searched for Buddha.
"Learn it now! If I can't learn it, I'll smash this broken rice bowl!”
When the music started, Su Chen knocked hard on the monk's head, scaring him into running to the computer.
'When the moonlight shines on my face, I think I'm about to change…For you, I turned into a werewolf. For you, I became crazy. For you, I put on a thick disguise. For you, I changed my heart...'
When the monk heard the name of the song, he thought it was some Buddhist music.
Perhaps he was ignorant and had never heard of it before, but he should be able to learn it soon.
Unexpectedly, halfway through the lyrics, his facial features gradually distorted, and his expression was extremely ugly.
This was clearly a f * cking old-fashioned love song!
If I, a monk, sing such a song, Buddha will definitely strike me down!
Even if the Buddha didn't strike me, the abbot would definitely strike me!
It's over, it's over, I'm going to lose millions of incense money every year
"I... I won't sing. This Penniless Monk is a monk, so I will never sing such a defiled song.”
Bang!
Kacha ~
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a dull crash, followed by a clear crack.
The purple sandalwood alms bowl smashed into the wall, leaving a small crack.
"You only have one chance.”
Su Chen's tone was filled with ferocity, leaving no room for negotiation.
"Me!"
The monk heard the cracking sound and his legs went weak, almost collapsing to the ground. His face was yellow.
In the Purple Cloud Temple, hundreds of kilometers away, the abbot's face was ashen, and his teeth were grinding in anger.
"Why don't you f * cking sing it!"
When he saw the crack on the alms bowl, he immediately clutched his heart in pain.
"This is the sandalwood alms bowl that I've been holding for 50 years! This time, not to mention subduing the evil, the water would leak.”
Inside the room.
The monk finally lowered his head.
"I'll sing."
He knew that he had no way out. If he didn't sing about smashing his master's alms bowl, he would lose face.
However, he had no choice. At most, he would be grounded for a few years.
If he smashed the abbot's rice bowl, he would be dead meat!
At this moment, he no longer had the bearing of an eminent monk from before. He was completely a coward who had been beaten into submission by the big brothers of society.
Half an hour later, a stammering and tone-deaf version of 'Praying for Buddha' came from the live broadcast room.
"We can still…To be able to meet again, I'm suffering in front of Buddha... Beg a few... Thousands of years, willing to use…A lifetime for a lifetime of love…Fate, I hope I can be moved, God ~"
It was late at night, and the live broadcast room was even happier than the New Year!
Ding! Mission completed. Collect 5,000,000 popularity points from ghosts.
Congratulations on obtaining 50,000 Ghost Energy. Skill: Ghost Devour (Able to devour wandering souls weaker than the host to enhance spiritual power)
Host, your Ghost Qi has met the current upgrade requirements. Do you want to upgrade?
Su Chen was ecstatic when he heard the system notification in his mind.
"Upgrade!"
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