Ling Fan, male, twenty-one years old, a member of the army of billions of dicks. His family lived in the countryside. His parents were simple farmers who opened a small supermarket in the village to make a living. He was a student at Binhai University and was currently in his second year.
Right now, he was in the dormitory, chatting on WeChat.
Some time ago, his roommate, Old Liu, had successfully asked her out on WeChat. The other party was a girl from the university next door. She was quite good-looking and had even been dating for half a month now.
This made Ling Fan extremely envious. Although he was just a poor guy, no one could stop him from pursuing his dream of happiness, right?
Therefore, he opened the WeChat app of the people nearby.
Taishang Laojun, within 100 meters
Erlang Shen, within 100 meters
God of Fortune, within 100 meters
Mighty Miracle God, within 100 meters
……
"Uh, giaojiao from the nest, what the hell is this?”
Ling Fan was stunned. Where was the girl?
At a glance, they were all nicknames of various immortals, which were extremely strange.
Could it be an event?
Ling Fan doubtfully clicked on Grand Supreme Elder.
On the detailed information, the region was Lihen Heaven's Tushita Palace, and the signature was " Heavenly Court's Blacksmith ". Ling Fan looked at it with a strange expression.
Curious, Ling Fan added him as a friend. Not only did the other party instantly add him, but he also quickly added Chen Yang into a WeChat group called Heavenly Court.
"Grand Supreme Elder invites Fairy Chang'e to join the Heavenly Court's communication group…"
"Grand Supreme Elder invites Erlang God to join the Heavenly Court exchange group…"
"Grand Supreme Elder invites 'Lu Dongbin' to join the Heavenly Court exchange group…"
"Grand Supreme Elder invited Yue Lao to join the Heavenly Court exchange group…"
Err…
Looking at these coquettish nicknames, Ling Fan narrowed his eyes slightly. It was as if he had entered a high-class entertainment club in the late stages of chuunibyou.
Marshal Tianpeng said,"Wow, Grand Supreme Elder actually pulled Fairy Chang'e in!"”
Nezha Third Prince said,"This Heavenly Court exchange group is getting more and more lively!"”
Grand Supreme Elderly Lord: " Dear ministers and fellow Daoists, I'm following His Majesty's orders to connect to the immortal network and create a Group chats. It's convenient for everyone to share their cultivation experiences and trade natural treasures.”
God Erlang: Keep up with the trend of the times, great!
[Mighty Miracle God: As expected of Taishang Laojun (followed by an admiring emoji)]
God of Wealth: Congratulations (followed by a fist salute emoji)
Chang'e: Yeah! The immortal world finally had an immortal network. Grand Supreme Elder, kiss!!!ㄟ（≧◇≦）ㄏ
Marshal Canopy: Fairy Chang'e, you're so cute. I love you so much!!! (Followed by three lewd emojis)
Chang'e: Get lost, you dead pig. (Kitchen Knife)
Monkey King: Bajie, don't kneel and lick me. That's disgusting. (Followed by three vomiting emojis)
Marshal Canopy said,"Brother Monkey, that's called deep love, not kneeling and licking. Do you understand?" You're just a monkey, what do you know about affection?
Sun Wukong: "F * ck you, you fat pig. How dare you call me Old Sun? Do you believe that I will beat you to death with my stick?" (Followed by three angry emojis)
Marshal Canopy,[I was wrong, Brother Monkey. Please let me go (followed by a begging emoji)]
God Erlang: Alright, you two can argue later. Who's the group leader? Send a red packet first. If you don't, I'll let the dog bite you. (Followed by a smirking emoji)
Heavenly Roar Dog, Woof!
[God of Night: I'm not going to make up for it yet. I'm just waiting for the red packet (a drooling emoji at the back)]
[Thunder God: Red packet please!]
Red Boy: Red Envelope 1
Nezha: 1
[Electricity Mother: 1]
Sun Wukong: Old man, hurry up, hurry up, you can't beat me!@ taishang laojun
Marshal Tianpeng: "That's right, hurry up and @ Taishang Laojun. If you don't, I'll let Monkey Brother wet you."
...
The group chat was instantly flooded with comments.
Ling Fan was a little speechless. What a bunch of boring fellows.
Taishang Laojun: "Stop scrolling. Can't I give it back? A bunch of b * tches (followed by an angry emoji)"
"Ding dong!"
Suddenly, a huge red packet appeared on the phone screen.
Ling Fan subconsciously poked it.
"You received a red packet from the Grand Supreme Elderly Lord.”
"Congratulations on snatching a Body Tempering Pill. It has been stored in the treasure chest and can be extracted and used.”
Body Tempering Pill? What was it? Ling Fan was a little dumbfounded.
Huh?
Ling Fan flipped through the main menu with a stunned expression. There was actually a treasure chest option under the wallet!
"This is strange. Since when did WeChat become so magical?”
Ling Fan was puzzled as he opened the treasure chest.
the body refinement pellet
[Description: After eating it, it can cleanse the marrow.] It was only effective on mortals.
What the f * ck, really?
After the description, there was an option to extract. Ling Fan was getting more and more confused. He subconsciously moved his finger and clicked on the extract button.
Option.
An indiscernible stream of light flashed past, and a golden pill appeared in Ling Fan's hand.
"Body Tempering Pill, one-time consumable."
With a flash of inspiration in his mind, Yang Chen knew how to use the Body Refinement Pill.
"I…"
Ling Fan stared at the Body Tempering Pill in his hand, dumbfounded.
This was not a bunch of f * cking chuunibyou, but a real god?
After a long while, the dumbstruck Ling Fan finally regained his senses. His heart was already in turmoil.
This was definitely not a dream! The Body Refinement Pill in his hand had already proved everything!
"In other words, I've joined a chat group of immortals, and every one of them is a natural and unpolluted authentic immortal? Yue Lao, Erlang Shen, Taibai Jinxing, Chang'e Fairy, and so on are all real…"
"With this immortal chat group, wouldn't the path to the peak of life and marrying a fair, rich, and beautiful woman be within reach?”
Only a person like Ling Fan had such a strong ability to accept things. If it was anyone else, they would probably pee their pants in fear.
Looking at the Body Refinement Pill in his hand, Ling Fan felt more and more excited.
At this moment, the group exploded.
God of Wealth: Haha, I'm in luck today (with a funny emoticon)
[Chang'e: The God of Wealth is actually the King of Human Qi. He snatched the Nine-Revolutions Golden Body Pill.] (A shocked emoji was added at the end)
Mighty Miracle God thought, I just got the Nine-Orifice Golden Core. What's the use?!! (An angry emoji was added at the end)
Marshal Tianpeng thought,"Luckily I'm lucky."
God Erlang: The King of Popularity continues! Send a red packet.
God of Wealth: My stomach suddenly hurts…
Chang'e: Hmph! Stop pretending and send it quickly.
Sun Wukong: " Don't talk nonsense. Hurry up and send it. You can't ask for a beating!"@ The God of Wealth.
At this moment, Taibai Jinxing also came out to join in the fun.
Taibai Jinxing: Those who agree to the God of Wealth giving out red packets, please dial 1.
God Erlang: 1
[Electricity Mother: 1]
Thunder God: 1
Chang'e: 1
Mo Liqing: 1
……
The group was instantly flooded with comments.
Under the coercion of a group of people, the God of Wealth could only submit.
Ding!
Another big red packet appeared!
I point, I poke.
Ling Fan tapped on the screen as fast as he could.
"Congratulations, you've snatched a red packet from the God of Fortune!”
This was a single bag given by the God of Wealth. It was golden and he quickly opened it.
Whoosh!
100 merit points.
Merit points? What was it? Ling Fan was a little dumbfounded.
He opened his wallet and saw that there was indeed an additional "merit" in it. The balance below was 100.
It must be a game item. It must be a new function after WeChat was updated.
Ling Fan could only interpret it this way.
At this moment, the group exploded again.
Mysterious Daughter of the Nine Skies: "I'm actually the lucky one. 10086 merit points. God of Fortune, I love you."(Three kissing emojis followed.)
God Erlang: God of Wealth, you're really generous (a surprised emoji)
Sun Wukong said,"Old man, I'm not convinced by anyone. I'm only convinced by you." (Three likes)
Dragon King of the East Sea: " God of Wealth is awesome. Big brother, take me to fly, take me to show off."
Marshal Canopy said,"God of Fortune, please give me a ride along the way."
Chang'e:@ God of Wealth, wow, tycoon! I want to give birth to monkeys for you (followed by three shy emojis)
Sun Wukong: @ Chang'e, if you want to give birth to a monkey, you have to look for me, Old Sun. I'll see you under the peach tree later (followed by three flirtatious emojis)
Marshal Canopy said,"Brother Monkey, go play somewhere else. If you want to have a child, you should have one with me."
Electrolady: Tycoon, I'm a cute girl, I know how to warm the bed, please keep me @ God of Wealth (followed by three drooling emojis)
Thunder God: @ Electrolady, Ah Dian, I'm sad (followed by a crying emoji)
Grand Supreme Elderly Lord: Alright, let's get back to the main topic. This group is created to make it convenient for everyone to trade all kinds of items, cultivation techniques, and natural treasures. If anyone has any new things, they can take them out and sell them. I'll take the lead first.
The Grand Supreme Elder quickly interrupted this group of fools. Otherwise, this group would become a Red Envelope Group.
[Grand Supreme Elder: 1 Nine-Orifice Golden Pill. Effect: After consuming it, one's cultivation will increase by 10 years.
Sun Wukong, 30 merit points.
God Erlang, 31 merit points.
Sun Wukong: " Three-eyes, you're doing this on purpose, aren't you? You want to argue with me."
God Erlang: Damn monkey, I did it on purpose. What can you do to me?
Sun Wukong: " Damn you, Three-Eyed. You're pissing me off. 32 Merit Points. Come on, hurt each other."
Erlang Shen: 33
Sun Wukong: 34
...
The two of them started to fight, and the others in the group tacitly didn't jump out again.
[God of Wealth: 500]
Suddenly, a dark horse appeared.
God Erlang: F * ck you! God of Wealth
Sun Wukong: "You old man, are you itching for blood?@ God of Wealth"
Taishang Laojun: @ Sun Wukong,@ Erlang Shen, don't make trouble!
The God of Wealth ignored these fools and directly traded with Grand Supreme Elder before leaving.
Following that, the group of fools began to sell their items.
Xiao Tianquan's secret dog food, the Queen Mother's secret diary, Tang Sanzang's secret love affair history, the story of seven men and one woman that had to be told (the Eight Immortals), all kinds of unreliable things, made the group a mess.
Especially Marshal Tianpeng, who had auctioned off Chang'e's underwear. It was said that he was already on the run.
They laughed and cursed. It was lively for the entire night before the group finally quieted down.
Ling Fan stared at the chat group for a long time, but he didn't see any red packets. Of course, he didn't dare to send any messages at all, afraid that the consequences of these immortals finding out that he was a mortal would be unimaginable.
If it was light, he would be kicked out of the group, and if it was serious, his memory might be erased. Anyway, it was better to be careful.
Yang Chen nodded slightly and left the chat group with a red packet reminder.
He took out the Body Tempering Pill that he had just extracted. Looking at the golden pill, he swallowed it.
A few minutes later.
"What the f * ck, what's that smell? It's so smelly.”
An unbearable stench entered his nose. Luo Yun looked down and saw that the surface of his skin was covered with a layer of black substance that was sticky and smelly.
"Is this the legendary bone cleansing?”
Ling Fan felt that it was very magical. In the past, he had only seen this phenomenon on the Internet.
After getting out of bed and taking a shower, Luo Yun felt as light as a swallow, his mind clear, and his entire body filled with endless energy!
He looked in the mirror. Good heavens, his two-pack and eight-pack abs were out. In terms of body fat percentage, he could easily beat those fitness trainers who took medicine and worked out. He was even better than Bruce Lee.
"I wonder how much my strength has increased. I really want to find someone to practice with…"
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