From the start of the show until now, Lu Bai's presence had not been high. It was not that he was lazy and did not like to fight for work, but he was too lazy to compete with these people for exposure.
Do you think Sha Yi, Xu Shanzheng, and the others really like to show off? Whether it was making a fool of himself or making a fool of himself, it was all for the sake of gaining more exposure in the limited duration of the program and gaining more fans.
Although it was a lifestyle variety show, it was still a show after all. It couldn't be as simple as a friend's visit.
Occupying the center position, blocking the camera, showing more face, and talking more were all common techniques in the entertainment industry. These veteran celebrities were already very familiar with them.
" Old Sha, stop it. We're picking bananas, not chopping them…"
Chef Huang took the initiative to grab the sickle. He was looking forward to the character of a good man at home, who could cook and work. As for what he really looked like at home, who knew?
Swoosh swoosh swoosh.
Chef Huang was much better than Sha Yu, who was deliberately making fun of him. He quickly peeled off a few whole bunches of bananas.
"Amazing, Old Yellow."
"Teacher Huang still has to do the work…"
The guests all had their own ulterior motives, and Chef Huang was also working very hard.
However, at this moment, something unexpected happened. The rope between the scythe and the clothes pole suddenly loosened, and a cold sickle fell straight from the tree.
Little Chef Huang was shocked. He wanted to run, but he was too slow to react. He dodged the attack, but the back of his right hand was cut open by the scythe, and blood flowed out.
"Ah!"
"F * ck!"
Everyone was shocked. No one had expected a guest to be injured while picking bananas. Although the injury on his hand was considered small, it was really bloody.
The audience in the live broadcast room was also in a mess. This was the bad thing about live broadcast programs. No matter what happened, there was no time to adjust. The audience could see it directly.
Half an hour later, Teacher He returned to the guests.
"Teacher Huang is fine. She has already been bandaged. It's just that her hand is injured. She won't be able to see water for the next two days and won't be able to cook.”
In the first episode of the fourth season, Chef Huang retired with honor. The show could still be continued, but he couldn't cook anymore.
The guests were also a little dumbfounded. The living standards of modern people were high, and there were very few people who knew how to cook. In addition, everyone was a celebrity, so they rarely had the chance to cook for themselves.
Sha Yi and the other two old men knew a little bit, but they were not even at the standard of home-cooked dishes. At most, they could cook things well, but they were not presentable.
The guests stared at each other. After all, this was a lifestyle variety show. They couldn't possibly spend money to find a chef to cook for them, right…
Teacher He didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Who would have thought that the mushroom house would have an accident right after the first episode?
" There's another piece of bad news. Because we didn't complete the banana picking mission well enough, the budget for tonight's dinner is only…20 yuan…"
Good heavens, when they heard this, Sha Yu and the others who were originally eager to try no longer tried to be brave.
A clever housewife couldn't cook without rice. The dinner for ten people only cost 20 yuan. It wasn't even enough for a bowl of instant noodles per person. Tonight's dinner was ruined.
At the same time, the audience in the live broadcast room was also discussing excitedly.
"2333, 20 yuan? The director's team is really stingy…"
" This might be the shabbiest issue of Yearning in history…"
" If Chef Huang is injured, who's going to cook…"
The guests were also facing this problem.
"Old Sha, don't you know a few home-cooked dishes?”
"Yes, but the key is that there's no budget. Brother Bo, why don't you do it?”
"I'm also having a hard time…Why don't I make some noodles for everyone?”
At this moment, Lu Bai finally took the initiative to step forward and said indifferently.
"I can try."
He had used the Master Cooking Skill and 999 Perfect Recipes that the system had rewarded him previously.
"Xiao Bai, you know how to cook?"
The guests were quite surprised. After all, it was too convenient to order takeout these days. Young people did not know how to cook anymore.
"Hehe, let's try."
" Alright, I'll leave it to you then, Little White. Don't ask for too much. As long as the food is edible, it's fine…"
At this moment, no one was fighting with Lu Bai. Everyone could see that this was a thankless task. At the same time, they did not have much hope for Lu Bai.
It didn't matter if they ate dark cuisine. Starving for one or two meals was a common occurrence for celebrities. They could just treat it as losing weight.
Hence, the huge sum of 20 yuan was handed over to Lu Bai.
"Xiao Bai, what are you going to do tonight?”
Cheng Xiaoyun was a newbie and did not speak much to the other veteran celebrities. She was a little out of place, but she was more familiar with Lu Bai, so she followed behind Lu Bai the entire time like a little follower.
At the same time, there was also his younger sister, Zi Feng, who had always been more obedient. This little girl was gentle and quiet. She did not like to talk, but she was quite cute. She completely had the image of a sister next door.
"Just make some. Zi Feng, I'll give you ten yuan. Go to the small shop at the village entrance and buy a few catties of eggs.”
"Alright, Brother Lu Bai."
With a budget of 20 yuan for ten people, the meat was out of the question. They couldn't even buy a catty of pork. The iron pot stewed goose dragon and tiger battle that the guests had ordered previously was naturally ruined.
Stewed goose in an iron pot? Lu Bai was so poor that he was about to stew himself in an iron pot.
"Xiao Yun, I saw a lot of dried vegetables hanging in front of a house in the village. Here's ten yuan for you. Go buy some dried vegetables from them.”
"Oh, oh."
Although the production team was stingy, they still had rice, flour, oil, and seasonings. After Lu Bai steamed the rice, he ran to the living room to drink tea and chat with everyone as if nothing had happened. He waited for the two girls to come back from buying vegetables.
Yunan's Yunnan red tea was very famous, and it was most suitable for drinking in this slightly cold weather. However, although this black tea was not raw Pu 'er tea or anything like that, it had some oil-scraping effect, and it made people hungry more easily.
The guests were either sitting or lying around a table. It was quite comfortable. After all, everyone was usually quite busy. Going on such a slow variety show could be considered a vacation.
As for the camera at the side, the guests pretended not to see it. Normal people might be very nervous on camera, but they were all big shots and did not care at all.
Xu Shanzheng was doing well as a director now. He had been a great success in the Lost Journey. Although the subsequent Lost series had average reviews, he had successfully transformed into a director and had a high status in the industry.
"Let me tell you a joke. Two days ago, a friend said that he watched a very good movie, but he couldn't remember the name.”
Little Chef Huang, whose hands were bandaged, replied with a smile.
"Cold Mountain? Notting Hill?"
"No, no."
Sha Yi also joined in the fun.
"Back back mountain?"
"No, no…"
At this point, the guests 'curiosity was piqued. The audience was the same. They all wanted to know what kind of mountain this movie was.
However, just as Shan Zheng was about to reveal the mystery, Lu Bai, who was drinking tea, said quietly.
"Mission Impossible Mountain…"
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The guests were stunned at first, then they all burst into laughter. The audience in the live broadcast room almost burst out laughing on the spot.
However, Brother Xu Shanzheng, who was telling jokes, looked at Lu Bai with resentment. His limelight had been stolen. He had told jokes for nothing…
This group of crosstalk performers is so annoying…How can they pick up any burden…
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