Take a Good Look, Is This Your Motherf * cking Chicken?
Halfway there, he thought of buying some more seasonings, such as onions, ginger, garlic, and small peppers. He happened to pass by a local shop and bought these things.
In any case, he didn't have to take care of Qin Huiru's family in the future. He only spent a little more than one yuan on these condiments, onions, ginger, and garlic. There was no need to calculate so carefully.
However, there were many people in this courtyard with different personalities.
The only people that He Yuzhu had a good impression of were the Deaf Old Lady, Yi Zhonghai, and the auntie. These three people were really good to the siblings!
In the future, he would have to be filial and help the deaf old lady cook. Usually, an auntie would help the deaf old lady. In the future, if he had time, he would also help out.
After all, a drop of water should be repaid with a spring!
Ever since Shazhu's father remarried and moved away from this courtyard, Shazhu and his sister were left behind. If it weren't for the help of the Deaf Old Lady, the First Uncle, and the First Aunt, who knew what kind of life they would have had?
As for the others in the courtyard, hehe, there were really all kinds of people in the same nest!
Second Uncle Liu Haizhong was an official fan and always fantasized that he could become a leader.
However, he couldn't even take care of his own children. If there was good food, he would be satisfied. He was just a grade-7 blacksmith in a rolling mill. What kind of leader was he?
If he couldn't become a leader, he could only live his life in the courtyard!
It made the children not want to interact with him!
Parents are unkind, children are unfilial!
As for the Third Master, Yan Bugui, he was a very careful person. He could even calculate the amount of oil in the soil on his house! He even schemed with his eldest son and daughter-in-law to make them pay rent. It would be strange if such a person did not have a miserable life in his old age.
There was also the scheming b * tch Qin Huairu. Let's not talk about it anymore. The original owner of her body was almost killed by her! If not for the deaf old lady kindly taking in the divorced Lou Xiao'e and matchmaking them for a few nights together, they would really be out of business!
The deaf old lady was not stupid. Old people were cunning, and old horses were cunning. Even an old lady like her knew that Qin Huairu was scheming against Silly Zhu. That was why she had been wary of Qin Huiru when she was still alive. Qin Huiru knew the doctors at the hospital and had gone to the hospital early to get her pierced. The old lady had found out about it.
Therefore, the Deaf Old Lady guarded against her every step of the way, but she did not stop Silly Zhu from taking care of his family. After all, the Deaf Old Lady was still kind!
Thinking of this, He Yuzhu calmed down. There was no guilt or sympathy in his heart!
27.5 yuan a month is enough for your family to not go hungry! Besides, what about the things and money you schemed against me in the past?
Forget it, I won't think about it anymore! In the future, it would be best to stay far away from her. When he returned, he would unify his thoughts with his younger sister and not let her get involved in these matters. He also did not want her to be used by Qin Huairu!
Along the way, He Yuzhu carried the rooster and some condiments, onions, ginger, and garlic. He staggered back to the courtyard house and saw Qin Huairu waiting for someone at the entrance from afar.
Fine, needless to say, he must be waiting for me!
"But I won't play with you and talk with you. Let's see what you can do.”
With this thought in mind, He Yuzhu walked to the door and asked,"Sister Qin, are you waiting for the child?"
There was no smile on his face when he spoke.
Upon seeing this, Qin Huairu could not help but feel a little puzzled. What was wrong with this idiot today? Not only was the door locked, but he didn't even bring a lunch box. Instead, he brought a chicken back?
"Silly Zhu, it's time to get off work." Qin Huiru asked. Why didn't you…"
But before she could finish, He Yuzhu interrupted her,"Sister Qin, in the future, you can call me Zhu Zi or Master He. Call me Silly Zhu again.”
Without waiting for her to react, he walked into the courtyard alone!
Humph! I'd better not chat with you! Don't f * cking put yourself in trouble again. If I really can't get along with her, then I'll want to cry but have no tears. How am I going to find a wife in the future?
Upon seeing this, Qin Huairu was stunned at the entrance, her face turning pale! She couldn't understand what was wrong with Silly Zhu today. Silly Zhu was no longer the Silly Zhu from before!
At the same time.
He Yuzhu carried her things and continued to walk into the courtyard. She happened to bump into Third Uncle in the front yard.
"Hey, Silly Zhu, are you trying to improve your life today?" Not bad, there was still a chicken! How many meals would such a big chicken have to eat?”
"Third Master, if you want to talk to me normally in the future, then don't call me Silly Zhu anymore. You're an elder and a teacher of the people. I don't like to hear you call me Silly Zhu again.”He Yuzhu corrected him patiently.
"Alright, alright, it's Third Master's mistake! I'll call you Zhu Zi from now on!"
"Alright, Third Uncle, thank you in advance.”
He Yuzhu entered the courtyard and opened the door with the key.
The door lock had only been locked this morning. In the past, only Silly Zhu did not lock the door in this courtyard. This was a convenient way for the stick to come in and steal food. However, don't even think about it in the future!
After entering the door and putting down the things, he first cleaned up the chicken.
After she was done tidying up, she stewed the chicken in the stove and started tidying up the room. In the past, Silly Zhu didn't tidy up much. He left his dirty clothes and smelly socks everywhere. This gave Qin Huiru a good excuse to come in and help tidy up the room, clean the place, and wash the clothes!
However, he should do these things himself in the future to prevent her from coming in and saying that she was helping. If she still did this, would she be able to find a partner in the future?
After taking off the blanket, quilt cover, pillow case, and bedsheet, he put them on and then made the bed properly. At the very least, it would be comfortable to arrange the things in the house, right?
Just as he finished cleaning up, Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e came in.
This was because he had smelled it!
He Yuzhu's face immediately fell and he said,"Xu Damao, don't you know how to knock when you come in?! Ah!"
Seeing him like this, Xu Damao didn't say anything, but Lou Xiao'e said,""Silly Zhu, you…"
But before he could finish, He Yuzhu grabbed Xu Damao's collar.""Xu Damao, what did I tell you in the factory? Ah?"
"If you call me Silly Zhu again, I will slap you with my big ears.”
"Zhu Zi, it's my fault, my fault. Didn't I just get home and didn't have the time to tell E'zi? Don't worry, I won't do it again."
"Damao, why did you and your wife enter my room without knocking?”
"He Yuzhu!" Lou Xiao'e spoke again. My chicken is missing. I saw you stewing the chicken, so I came in to see if it was my chicken.”
Hearing this, He Yuzhu laughed in anger." Xu Damao, what kind of nonsense theory is this?" You lost your chicken and you came to my house to look for a chicken? Then why did I say that my wife was missing? Did she run to your house?”
At this moment, there were a few neighbors in the courtyard who were watching the commotion outside. When they heard what he said, they all laughed.
Lou Xiao'e's small face immediately turned red. She was obviously furious.
At this moment, Liu Haizhong, the Second Uncle, came in."What are you doing? Are they all gathered here? Go home!"
After saying that, he came in and looked at He Yuzhu and the other two."What's wrong with you guys? They could hear the noise from afar.”
Xu Damao was such a smart person!
She quickly told him about how he lost a chicken and saw He Yuzhu eating it.
After Second Uncle heard this, he first smelled the chicken pot. His eyes lit up and he blurted out,"The stew is quite fragrant."
"Silly Zhu, where did you get this chicken?”
He wanted to say more, but He Yuzhu immediately stopped him and said,"Second uncle, you are the second uncle of this courtyard and an elder. Is it okay to ask like this? Let me tell you seriously, if you call me Silly Zhu's nickname again, don't blame me for not acknowledging you as my second uncle. We'll talk about the chicken later in the meeting!”
"But in the future, you can only call me by my name or Zhu Zi. If it really doesn't work, you can call me Master He, and I can agree! However…If you call me Silly Zhu's nickname again, I'll see! I don't believe you don't eat in the cafeteria! Believe it or not, I'll specially watch you get food for you in the cafeteria. If I'm unhappy and my cerebral hemorrhage acts up, you can't blame me if my hands tremble a few more times!”
This made Second Uncle very angry. He said," Let's have a meeting of the whole academy " and left.
While Second Uncle was informing everyone about the meeting in the courtyard.
Qin Huairu came over. Why did he get into a fight with Xu Damao and the others again?”
In response, He Yuzhu only looked at her with a cold face and did not look at her anymore. He said indifferently,"Sister Qin, why don't you go home and ask the child what he ate outside? Also, next time I steal from the kitchen of the cafeteria, I will not pretend that I didn't see anything! It's your and Aunt Jia's responsibility to educate the child. Otherwise, once you get used to stealing, it'll be too late to regret it.”
With that said, under Qin Huairu's dumbfounded gaze, He Yuzhu carried the pot and went to the meeting venue in the quad!
At this moment, First Uncle, Second Uncle, and Third Uncle all moved chairs and sat around the square table in the middle of the courtyard. It was as if they were having a meeting.
He waited for Second Uncle to finish telling him about the chicken.
He Yuzhu was the first to speak." Everyone in the quad is here today, regardless of whether they are old or young. You all know what kind of person I, He Yuzhu, am. Before I talk about this, let me talk about my nickname first. Previously, at the steel mill canteen, I talked to my colleagues and Xu Damao. When I got off work, I talked to Qin Huiru and Third Master about this!”
"That is, if anyone calls me Silly Zhu in the future, then don't blame me for not being considerate of the neighbors in the same courtyard! In our quad, other than the old ancestor and the deaf old lady, if anyone else fucking calls me Silly Zhu, then you better take care of yourself! As for the chicken today, I don't want to talk about it. I just want to ask Xu Damao and his wife, what kind of chicken did you lose? What breed of chicken? Is it a rooster or a hen?"
At this moment, Xu Damao stepped forward." Did we lose a three-yellow chicken or a hen? Is it laying eggs?"”
Hearing this, He Yuzhu smiled and immediately walked over to pull Xu Damao.
Xu Damao thought he was going to make a move and was shocked!
"Come, take a good look. Is this your f * cking chicken? Were the combs of a hen and a rooster the same?”
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