After changing the title of the livestream to 'Charity Appraisal Event in Progress' and helping the villagers appraise their treasures, Chen Ge shouted at the top of his lungs,""Dear fellow villagers, brothers and sisters, uncles and aunties, since everyone thinks highly of me and wants to bring some items for me to appraise, then I'll give it a try.”
"Everyone, maintain your formation. The treasure appraisal will begin now!”
"Number one! Number 1!"
Just as Chen Ge finished speaking, one of the ladies raised her hand and shouted,""Me! I'm number one!"
A middle-aged woman in the crowd ran to Chen Ge with something in her arms and placed a spittoon on the wooden table.""Master Chen Ge, help me see if this is worth anything!”
Chen Ge's face darkened, and he quickly pinched his nose.
F * ck, a 20-year-old big red flower spittoon with a double!
"Scrap iron price, 4.38 yuan!"
"Next, number 2!"
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The image of the 20-year-old red flower spittoon appeared in the live broadcast room, and the bullet screen instantly exploded.
"Hahahaha! This pair of Xi brand spittoons is so funny. I'm on the f * cking bus to work. I laughed like a pig and others thought I was a sand coin!”
"I'm in the toilet, and I'm laughing so hard that my shit is broken!”
"I was eating fried bean paste noodles at Sha County snacks and sprayed it all over the face of the old man. Damn it, the old man is chasing after me with a kitchen knife!”
The viewers watching Chen Ge's stream burst into laughter.
This treasure appraising live stream was the funniest live stream they had ever seen.
Instantly, Chen Ge's livestream gained more and more viewers.
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The villagers who were queuing up were all villagers from the Tilted Moon Village and Seven Stars Village.
The second appraisal villager came up with a few coins. This was much better than a spittoon.
Chen Ge picked it up and looked at it.""There's no problem with the item, old man. But this worthless old man, this coin is only a few dozen yuan each.”
"Next! Number 3!"
"Me, no. 3 is me!"
Soon, a tall, burly man with a bare upper body pushed three bicycles that were about to fall apart to Chen Ge.
The brawny man spoke in Mandarin with a strong dialect accent,"Master Chen Ge, I heard from my father that this guy, Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, and Guan Yu, rode a bicycle in the Peach Garden. Can you give me an estimate?”
"Especially this one. I heard that Guan Yu rode on this bicycle to pass the five stages and kill six generals!”
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"Is this the bicycle that your father said the Liu, Guan, and Zhang brothers rode?”Looking at the three rusted cars that were on the verge of falling apart, Chen Ge was dumbfounded.
Chen Ge was not the only one who was stunned; even Jiang Qingrou was dumbfounded.
The live broadcast room that was broadcasting everything instantly filled the entire screen with bullet comments.
"Hahahahaha ~ Every time I watch this live broadcast, I almost die laughing! Liu Guanzhang's bicycle during the Peach Garden Three Sworn Sons!”
"Uncle, you look old. Otherwise, this guy would really have missed out on nine years of compulsory education.”
"If you say that this is a comedy variety show live broadcast, I'll believe it!”
"This is too showy. These three 28s are actually Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei's cars!”
"Hahahahaha, my stomach cramped from laughing!”
"Guan Yu rode a bicycle and rode a thousand miles alone to pass five stages and kill six generals.”
"F * ck, this treasure appraisal live stream is so funny! Without ten years of cerebral hemorrhage, one wouldn't be able to imagine the scene of Liu Guan and Zhang becoming sworn brothers on a bicycle!”
"Now that I've discovered this streamer, I feel like I've missed out on a lot of happiness! I need to get some gifts!"
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Chen Ge rubbed his temples and smiled bitterly.""Uncle, each of your three bicycles is worth 35.66 yuan. It's getting late. Go back and cook for the old man!”
"As expected of a master! He actually estimated the price so accurately! Find me at the end of the village selling pork! I'll give you two catties of ribs for free!"
Hearing the man's praise, Chen Ge smiled. So, he was a pork man.
"Next, number 4!"
Soon, another middle-aged woman with gray sideburns walked up. Eh, why did she say again?
In fact, the people in the queue were basically the elderly in the village. Because they were young, they had gone out to work.
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