In the live broadcast room.
Xuan joked with the netizens, occasionally helping some fans solve legal problems.
Pig Shangshu: " Lawyer Chu, I'm a police officer. Is it considered assaulting a police officer to punch yourself?"
Pig Shangshu: " Lawyer Chu, I'm a doctor. I left the gauze in the patient's skull during the operation. Is it illegal?"
Xuan couldn't help rolling his eyes.
"I was bitten by a dog when I was young. I'm a little scared of you now.”
Xuan waved his hand, signaling for the next person.
Oh right, don't forget to get some light sticks as payment.
Young people nowadays were good at everything, but sometimes their brains were fried.
Welcome to the live broadcast room of 'Aralei who loves to eat sh * t.'
Swoosh!
The moment this netizen entered, he raised his hand and fired two bullets, making Xuan happy.
In this day and age, it was rare to see such a sensible young man.
Then, he said,"Young man, please start your performance!"
After all, he didn't think that this netizen was here for nothing.
As expected.
Aralei who loves to eat sh * t, Lawyer Chu, what should I do if I'm beaten up?
Whoosh--
As soon as this was said, everyone in the live broadcast room exploded. A few of the more active members immediately shouted.
Murky thought to himself,"Damn it, there's still someone who dares to hit you?" Knock him over!
I'm Uchiha Weasel's Father: That's right, as long as it's Mr. Chu's live broadcast, everyone is a brother.
I Am Upstairs 'Father: Brother, don't panic. How many people are there? There are thousands of people in our live broadcast room. Why should we be afraid of him?
“...”
When Aralei, who loved to eat sh * t, saw this scene, her heart was very warm and touched. Damn it, she finally found an organization.
"You were beaten up?"
In front of the camera, Xuan fell into deep thought.
For a moment, the fans in the live broadcast room were also stunned. Could it be that such a small matter could stump Lawyer Chu?
But the next second, as Xuan spoke again, they almost fell to the ground.
"Being beaten up is a f * cking good thing, brother!”
Aralei who loves to eat sh * t,[Lawyer Chu, don't joke around. Is it a good thing to be beaten up?] I was almost beaten to death!
Murky and the other hardcore fans also typed to express that Lawyer Chu should stop being flirtatious and get down to business. Help him out. How can he get back at him?
"He was almost beaten to death?"
"This is a good thing, brother!”
Xuan saw it and was happy again.
Puff--
The fans in the live broadcast room almost choked. It was a good thing that they were almost beaten to death?
Arale, who loved to eat sh * t, was about to cry. Why was this Lawyer Chu different from what she had imagined?
Didn't he hear that it was very awesome?
It was known as the all-rounded encyclopedia. If there was anything, just look for him.
However, in the end, not only did he not give him any advice, but he kept teasing him.
"Young man, you don't understand. That's why I say that you're still too young!”
"You have to remember that getting beaten up these days is like winning the lottery!”
"First of all, congratulations. You can get a new car.”
"If he was really almost beaten to death, then it must be the Xidi Villa!”
Xuan rolled his eyes and slowly explained.
After being hit, the first thing to do was to call the police immediately. When they reached the hospital, they would tell the doctor that they had a headache, nausea, vomiting, blurred vision, and massive pain all over their bodies.
Before taking the CT scan, he would go to the toilet and strangle his throat. After that, he would vomit. After that, his face would turn ugly and he would lose his energy. Then, he would continue to spin around dozens of times.
[Why did Lawyer Chu do this?] Wasn't this torturing himself?
The other fans were also puzzled.
"You don't understand, do you?"
"The main thing is that I'm afraid that your acting skills are not good enough and you won't be able to act that way.”
Xuan rolled his eyes. He was still too young. He continued to explain.
After the above set of rules, you must never reconcile. Answer whatever the doctor asks you, but remember one thing. You must pause for a moment, occasionally stare blankly, and then indirectly retch a few times.
Arale who loves to eat sh * t,[What's the point of this step?] Lawyer Chu!
The fans were still puzzled.
"That's why I said you're stupid!"
"It's already like this. Won't the doctor feel weak? He'll definitely write down liver injury on the medical record!”
"What is liver injury? It could kill you at any time!"
Xuan rolled his eyes at them again and couldn't help but reply.
"Next, we'll have to see if the person who hit you is from a good family.”
"If your family background is good, congratulations, young man. It's not a dream to get a luxury car and a villa!”
The live broadcast room was silent.
Aralei, who loves to eat sh * t, thought," F * ck, I finally understand Lawyer Chu. Thank you for your guidance."
Xuan smiled and waved his hand.
"Three rockets!"
Aralei, who loved to eat sh * t, consciously sent three rockets and then exited the live broadcast room.
At the same time, the live broadcast room began to flood with comments.
Lawyer Chu is really coquettish. He almost broke my old waist!
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