Lawyer Hu, is it against the law for me to steal the Heavenly Eye Tea Bowl?

"Lawyer Hu, I smeared sh * t on my friend’s face and even gave him the middle finger. Is this illegal?”

"He will break the law!"

"Lawyer Hu, can a pregnant woman beat someone up?”

"I’m calling you an expert!"

"Lawyer Hu, I received five million yuan from the demolition of my hometown. My mother-in-law and wife want to take three million yuan to buy a house for my brother-in-law.”

"What does your ex-wife have to do with the demolition of your hometown?”

"Lawyer Hu, the female students in our class are often forced to kiss by the fifth-grade male students next door. Is this against the law?”

"Damn, there’s such a thing? Beat him up!"

"Lawyer Hu, I stole our national treasure from Fu Sang Country. Is it illegal?”

"On behalf of the people of the country, I would like to thank this righteous treasure friend for his spirit of not pocketing the money he had found! He would also be awarded the title of National Hero and a certificate!”