"You don't believe me?" Seeing that Xu Damao did not react for a long time, He Yuzhu roughly understood what he was thinking.""If you don't believe me, you can ask around.”
How could he ask such a thing?
What if someone really saw it?
Perhaps the moon was dark and the wind was strong, and they couldn't see who was who.
However, if Xu Damao really asked about it.
This matter would definitely fall on his head.
He wasn't stupid.
He was not that silly He Yuzhu.
"I know. Let me go first. I'm already sober now. You have to let me go back, right?”Xu Damao looked at He Yuzhu with a pleading expression.
"Sure, then you have to call me grandpa. If you do, I'll let you go.”"Otherwise, you can wait here." He Yuzhu's expression was indifferent.
When those old ladies in the factory go to work later, they will show you the melons (strip them). When that time comes, they will hang a pair of broken shoes around your neck and parade you through the streets. Then, I will vent my anger.”
"I didn't offend you." Xu Damao still pretended to be innocent.”
"You didn't provoke me?" He Yuzhu jumped three feet high.”
So it was because of this.
Xu Damao admitted defeat.
He thought about it for a long time. If those old ladies in the factory really came over in a while, then he would really be famous.
He wouldn't be able to survive in the factory in the future.
"Grandpa." Xu Damao only said this after holding it in for a long time.
"Be straightforward. Don't jump out word by word. Do you mean what I said?”He Yuzhu was not stupid.
Xu Damao's face was filled with despair.”
" Aiyo, my dear eldest grandson," He Yuzhu immediately responded,""I'll let you go now, my good grandson.”
He Yuzhu took two more bites and smiled happily like a cat that had stolen a fish.
Xu Damao was expressionless, he had nothing left to live for.
He Yuzhu let Xu Damao go. Then, this guy found his pants and put them on. However, he couldn't find his underwear."Silly Zhu, where's my underwear?"
"My good grandson, how would I know?" "Isn't it the same whether you have underpants or not? Stop talking nonsense and get lost.”
Xu Damao didn't want to stay with He Yuzhu any longer, so he put on his pants and left.
He Yuzhu sneered,"I'll see how you explain this to your wife when you get back."?”
As he spoke, he picked up a pair of flowery pants with a look of disdain. It was white and had blue flowers on it.
Xu Damao was the biggest eater in the entire Siheyuan. In Mandarin, he was a henpecked husband. Even his underwear belonged to his wife.
He casually threw the underwear into the stove where the steamed buns were steamed. The fire burned with a whoosh, and the smell spread. He couldn't stand it anymore."D * mn, this smell."
When the workers were eating steamed buns in the morning, someone asked in confusion,
"It's not that I want to say this, but why does this steamed bun smell so bad this morning?”
……
Xu Damao returned home.
He couldn't bear to be scolded by his wife.
Don't drink if you don't know how to drink.
He Yuming was reading in the courtyard.
He looked like a carefree immortal.
Today was his day off.
He could watch the show while he was at it.
Lou Xiao'e flipped through the clothes that Xu Damao had returned and was a little puzzled.""Where are your pants?"
"Isn't it in there?" Xu Damao was a little flustered. Only now did he know that the silly guy could be sinister.
How did he think of that?
Snatching bamboo shoots?
"Inside?" Lou Xiao'e sneered and said,"Tell me where it is." Xu Damao, if you don't explain this matter clearly today, we won't let it go!”
Lou Xiao'e had a bad temper and immediately picked up a feather duster.
After that.
Their house was in chaos.
Xu Damao's pig-like voice and He Yuming's reading voice outside the window were inexplicably harmonious, forming a special symphony.
"Two yellow orioles singing in the green willows."
"Aiyo, aiyo, wife!"
"An apricot has fallen out of the wall."
"Aiyo, I didn't do it as a wife!"
……
The commotion in Xu Damao's house quickly attracted many people to watch the show.
In the small courtyard, a few girls still had fantasies about He Yuming.
Liu Jia's family, who lived in the front yard, carefully approached He Yuming and said something to him. Her face was red."Brother Yuming, what book are you reading?”
"Three hundred poems of the Tang Dynasty." He Yuming put away the book and glanced at the people who were watching the show.""What are you waiting for? If they continued to fight, the house would be set on fire.”
"You're right."
"That makes sense."
"Hurry up."
An answer was an answer.
But no one moved.
What a joke. This kind of liveliness wasn't something he usually liked.
Although Lou Xiao'e often used weapons to deal with Xu Damao, Xu Damao had always compromised for the sake of perfection. No other time was as serious as this time.
In the end, half an hour later, an old man brought a group of men and rushed into Xu Damao's house.
He kicked Xu Damao, who had just stood up and slapped his wife, to the ground.
Then, he was tied up and brought to the front yard.
The second criticism meeting was about to begin.
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