Four in the morning.
A group of people had already gathered at He Yuzhu's door.
Liu Haizhong, the second uncle, was in the center position, and Xu Damao was in the front row…The people from the Siheyuan who had not slept last night after smelling the chicken soup.
With Second Uncle backing him up, Xu Damao straightened his back and focused his energy on his dantian. He was about to shout when He Yuzhu's door suddenly opened.
Xu Damao didn't even have the time to speak. He didn't even have the time to see who opened the door.
A basin of hot water came rushing over, mixed with the fragrance of Bee Flower brand sandalwood soap.
He subconsciously licked it, and a strange thought came to his mind. It was said that He Yuming was the most particular about the He family. Even when washing his face, he had to use the oil made from Bee Flower brand sandalwood soap. This thing was called face wash oil by him.
He was splashed all over his face. Although he had used it before, did it mean that he was qualified to use this foreign product?
Lou Xiao'e had once spent some money to buy " face wash oil " from He Yuming. Needless to say, the effect was very good. Xu Damao, whose skin was smooth and tender, couldn't put it down. The smell was extremely fragrant.
This happened too quickly, Xu Damao didn't have time to react.
Before Xu Damao could say anything, the person who splashed water slammed the door shut.
"Ahhh
Xu Damao, who only realized it later, shouted loudly, waking up the entire courtyard house.
The drunk First Uncle was still groaning on the bed when he heard Xu Damao's voice."Who? What's wrong? Did the sky collapse or was it an earthquake?"
A middle-aged woman also drank a little yesterday and said in a daze,"It should be Xu Damao in the backyard…He was probably beaten up by his wife again.”
" That's definitely his fault!" The first uncle turned over." Xiao'e is a sensible person!"”
The couple were whispering when there was a knock on the door.
The first uncle endured his headache as he put on his clothes and went out. He saw Qin Huairu, that half-grown boy, standing outside the door in a panic."Grandpa, Xu Damao blocked Uncle Silly's door. He's going to hold a meeting to teach him a lesson!”
He sobered up a little."What?"
He was the master of the courtyard house, so who wouldn't respect him?
Even if they were to hold a criticism meeting, without his consent, would Second Uncle, that soft-eared, dare to hold it?
"Xu Damao said that Silly Zhu stole his chicken and wanted to punish him!”The stick meme had said what he needed to say.
This was also what Qin Huairu had instructed.
Qin Huairu did He Yuzhu a favor.
If it weren't for First Uncle, He Yuzhu would be in big trouble today.
Although First Uncle was drunk and had a headache, he stomped his feet and was a little angry."Liu Haizhong, you listened to the words of a villain. If I don't destroy you today, you'll die!”
He was so angry that he forgot to correct the way he addressed He Yuzhu.
Whether He Yuzhu had stolen the chicken or not, this matter was already decided by the First Uncle yesterday.
He didn't expect Xu Damao to actually urge Liu Haizhong to come over and cause trouble at this time!
To put it bluntly, if it wasn't for the criticism meeting, Xu Damao probably wouldn't have woken up at four o'clock.
Xu Damao's squawking woke up He Yuzhu, who was still drunk. He got up and looked around in confusion."What's that noise outside?"
" It's nothing." He Yuming, who was holding a washbasin, looked indifferent."There's a dog barking outside."
He Yuming's words were said by the door. Xu Damao, who was outside, heard it clearly. He covered his scalded face and shouted,"He Yuming, you heartless bastard, get out here!”
When He Yuzhu heard Xu Damao's voice, he became energetic. It was better than any hangover medicine."Xu Damao? Why was he here? What time is it?"
It was unknown what he thought of, but He Yuzhu suddenly laughed, looking very wretched.
"What's wrong?" He Yuming, who was slowly putting on his clothes, asked curiously.
"... Pfft, hahahaha, I just remembered that Xu Damao listened to the old Chinese doctor and didn't sleep at this time every day in order to give birth to a son last year. He was messing around, hahahaha. The entire courtyard was angry but didn't dare to say anything. If this was any other day, he would still be hahahaha..."
He Yuming was expressionless. He had underestimated the extent of He Yuzhu's sarcasm.
Seeing that He Yuming didn't smile, He Yuzhu coughed and winked.""I don't have to say these words to a half-grown child like you.”
"You're 29." He Yuming said softly.
"What's wrong?" He Yuzhu was baffled.
"I don't have a wife yet." He Yuming gave him a critical hit.
He Yuzhu was dumbfounded. This younger brother of his might not have a sharp tongue, but he would occasionally say something that could make you so angry that you would have a heart attack.
"Brat, don't forget that I was the one who raised you when you were little. Second Uncle?" He Yuzhu was stunned. He wanted to bring up the cliché again, but He Yuming opened the door at that moment.
Second Uncle led a group of people who were trying to hold back their laughter and appeared in front of He Yuzhu. Although he had an extremely stern face, the corners of his mouth inexplicably curled up when he thought of what He Yuzhu had said just now.
However, he still had to say what needed to be said.
Second Uncle coughed and straightened his face."Xu Damao reported you for stealing his chicken. Is that true?”
" Hehe." He Yuzhu, who had just woken up, was still grumpy."Then I have to report him too. Second Uncle, he stole my son.”
"Bullshit!" Xu Damao's face was red and swollen as he cursed,""You don't even have a wife, so how can you have a son?”
"Aren't you my son?" He Yuzhu narrowed his eyes, a mocking look in his eyes."Yesterday, you said that I look like your father and live in a courtyard house.”
"I think you deserve a beating!" Xu Damao was so angry that he threw a punch at He Yuzhu.
He Yuzhu did not resist. Instead, he pretended to be a pretty girl and hid to the side. He cried out miserably,"Second Uncle, look carefully. He hit me!”
Second Uncle rubbed his temples and asked someone to hold Xu Damao down first. He looked at He Yuzhu with a straight face and said,"We'll talk about this matter after the criticism meeting.”
"Open!" He Yuzhu looked indifferent.”
Being held down, Xu Damao glared at He Yuzhu fiercely and said silently," Just wait for your death!
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